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JOHNSON

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.

About Me

I never get any work done because I'm always on myspace. Oh yeah and I need Mo Discs!

SULLy!!!!!!

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My Interests


Ask about me......

Jager bombs with vicodin are the shit. Don't knock it until you've tried it.

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I'd like to meet:

Ghandi and the lazy guy who invented the Remote Control. Johnson's Top 16! Johnson has Awesome Friend's The Sully Monster

Eddy Money

El Jefe

JoeFiss

Smellyn

Deez Nutz in yo mouf'

Motorious

Jaws

Flounder

Biggy Shorty a.k.a. Midget Ninja

Henry's Mom

Blind Buddha

Cisco the Kid

Big Dub

Life with Mikey

El Betho

THE ROB

Sethapalooza

Bet-See

Apollo Creed

E-Luc

Beez

I'm BC BIATCH!

Richmond Wrecking Belles
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Music:

Bands that don't suck! Also.....

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Swingers, FIght Club, Scarface, Friday, The People vs. Larry Flint, Finding Nemo, Monsters Inc., The Incredibles, Anchorman:The Legend of Ron Burgundy, Old School, Goodfellas, Point Break, Pooty Tang, Billy Madison, The Godfather, Happy Gilmore, Rsevoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Batman, Dazed and Confused, uh this could go on for a while.......anyway here are 2 of the funniest scenes from another one of my favorites the 40 year old virgin, enjoy.
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Your Porn Star Name Is...
Sergeant Stiffy What's Your Porn Star Name? ..

Television:

Sports center, Law and Order, Iron Chef, Family Guy, South Park, Anything with Poker, Animal Planet, History Channel, Discovery channel, and Chapelle Show.....
M-A-R-S, Mars Bitches!
The only thing to make my life complete is when I turn your face into a toilet seat, I want to piss on you.

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Books:

The Bible and Doyle Brunson's super system....which are pretty much the same thing.

Heroes:

My Family because they make me laugh =)

My Blog

2006 NBA Preview

2006-2007 NBA Predictions:Rookie of the Year:  Brandon Roy, Portland TrailblazersAnyone on the West Coast who got a chance to watch him over the yearsat the University of Washington knows he is t...
Posted by Johnson on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 05:34:00 PST

2006 ALCS

Top 10 Reasons to Watch the 2006 ALCS: Reason #10: Watching Eric Chavez play third base. He is unbelievable because he makes the extraordinary look ordinary. Watch him turn a double play or play a to...
Posted by Johnson on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 03:42:00 PST