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AB OLD!!!

LET'S GO METS! LET'S GO METS!

About Me

No Interests. No personality. No Life... But I do have a sense of humor.
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My Interests

Generally... FAMILY, FRIENDS, Women, Food, Film, TV, Beer, Steak, Acting, Writing, Art, my Brother's Sense of Humor, N. Y. Mets, Baseball, N. Y. Knicks, Basketball, N.Y. Giants, N.Y. Rangers, Soup & Salad, Cooking, "People Watching", Laughing, Making people laugh, Going to the movies with my Dad, Meaningful Conversation, Massages (giving and getting), Full Moons, Creativity, Documentaries, Milk Chocolate, T-Shirts that say stuff, Revelations, Individuality, Quotes to live your life by, Learning, Solving Problems, Investigating, the colors Green, Purple, and Black, Photography, Collages, Observing, Sweaters, Anti-Perspirant, Cologne, Cereal, Broccoli, Spinach, Wo-Hop, John's Deli, Backpage, Crown & Diet with a Lime, Southern Comfort, Patron, Credit Cards, Clowns, Camouflage, Fleece, LOVE, Inner Beauty, Peace, Multi-Vitamins, Insulin, Technology, Beastie Boys, George Carlin, Will Ferrell, Blue Jeans, Boxer Briefs, Masturbation, Philosophy, Taoism, Residual Checks, Graphic Design, Voicemail Messages, the Ocean at night, Stillness, Soft Skin, Haagen Daz Macadamia Nut Brittle, Ben & Jerry's Chubby Hubby, Beautiful Eyes, Idiosyncrasies, Scented Candles, Chewing Gum, Cell Phones, Full Lips, Happy Accidents, Connection, Giving, Appreciation, Respect, Remembering, my Mother's Chicken Soup, my Grandmother's Chicken Cutlets, Backscratches, Kung Pao, Ghengis Cohen, Basic Bytes, Making Lists (DONE!!!)

I'd like to meet:

1. Cool people who like to chill... and maybe a nice girl who has a sense of humor, a head on her shoulders, and a confidence in who she is and where she's going.2. Leonardo Da Vinci, Lenny Bruce, Lee Strasberg, Chris Farley, Gilda Radner, Martin Luther King, George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Jim Carrey, Wil Ferrell, Norman Rockwell, Denzel Washington, Robert DeNiro, Martin Scorcese, Adolf Hitler, JFK & Lee Harvey Oswald (together), among others.

Music:

I despise music. I recently burned my entire CD collection- and I don't even have an iPod. (Actually, I enjoy a wide range of music, but I'm too lazy to list them all. Trust me, though- I have great taste.)

Movies:

Most movies today SUCK, but here are a few of my favorites: SPORTS- "Field of Dreams" & "Hoosiers" / HORROR- "The Shining" & "The Sixth Sense" / COMEDY- "Borat," "Wedding Crashers," "40-Year-Old Virgin," "Old School," "Tommy Boy," & "Dumb & Dumber" / FAMILY- "The Wizard of Oz" / DRAMA- "Dead Poet's Society," "Stand by Me" & "Scent of a Woman" / CRIME- "Goodfellas" / SUSPENSE- "The Silence of the Lambs" / WAR- "Full Metal Jacket" & "Braveheart" / PERIOD- "Schindler's List" / ANIMATED- "The Lion King" / FOREIGN- "The Celebration" & "A Beautiful Life" / DOCUMENTARY- "Capturing the Friedmans" & "Bowling for Columbine" / POLITICAL- "Farenheit 9/11" / CLASSIC- "The Godfather" / MISC- "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" "Lost in Translation" "JACKASS 2" "Dorian Blues" "Boxboarders!" "American Zombie" "7eventy 5ive" "My Sassy Girl"

Television:

I only watch about 4 1/2 hours of TV a night, but here goes: Grey's Anatomy, The Office, American Idol, How I Met Your Mother, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Seinfeld, Six Feet Under, Everybody Loves Raymond, The Sopranos, King of Queens, Real Time with Bill Maher, Primetime Glick, The Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Saturday Night Live, In Living Color, Inside the Actors Studio, Quantum Leap, Late Night with Conan O' Brien, SportsCenter, Family Ties, The Wonder Years, Roseanne, Different Strokes, The Surreal Life, Cribs, The Contender, Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, Dinner for Five, Rock Star: Supernova, Project Runway, Studio 60 and... that's it right now.

Books:

If you read "Hamlet," "The Catcher in the Rye," "Waiting for Godot," "The Tao of Pooh," "Betrayal," "How to Talk Dirty and Influence People," and "The Inner Game of Tennis" and never read another book or play again- You'll be alright. And you'd be me!

Heroes:

Father & Mother