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Jess

Je suis juste que bon.

About Me

My life rocks, and I know it. Got into hairdressing about two years ago - the best decision I ever made. I'm lucky enough to have met some of the greatest friends you could ever wish for. Beer is rad, but gin is too. My friends and family are amazing. Sarcasm and smart/subtle humor makes me giggle. I'm a major clotheshorse. I am constantly listening to music - the kind in my head or otherwise... My pop culture/movie geek status amazes Ian and other people too. I love a good dive bar - the smaller the bathroom the better. I wish they would come up with Jamaican beer with a lower carb count - Red Stripe Ultra ? I take great pride and satisfaction in my crosswording ability, but the Sunday times puzzle can kiss my ass. The perfect evening : good friends, good booze and some sort of drunken board game. I cannot live without the glam rock stylings of Queen. Family Guy, Weeds, and Entourage were sent as amazing presents from a higher power. When I grow up, I want to have my own show on the Travel Channel. I can't sleep with socks on - weird. I love my work. I love my friends. They make me smile. My favorite quote ever is "TACT IS FOR PEOPLE NOT WITTY ENOUGH TO USE SARCASM." That's all...

My Interests

interests can be vast. Mine are.

I'd like to meet:

I've met some pretty kickass people already, but I'd love to meet Vidal Sassoon, Amy Poehler, Paul McCartney, Kevin Smith, Justin Kirk, and Freddie Mercury (r.i.p)... Here's some words of wisdom from Uncle Andy.

Music:

JOHN MAYER!!! Jason Mraz, Gavin DeGraw, Marc Broussard, Jamie Cullum, Ray LaMontagne, Damien Rice, Jeff Buckley, Rufus Wainwright, etc... guys who sing and guitar are hot. Bands like Arctic Monkeys, John Legend, Justin Timberlake, Keane, Gnarls Barkley, Nikka Costa, Counting Crows, The Darkness, Fall Out Boy, The Killers, No Doubt, Oasis, and Rilo Kiley rock me. Then there's the old school shit - Queen, Beatles, Clapton, CCR, Zepplin, Pink Floyd... and the NEW old school shit - Prince, Madonna, U2, Depeche Mode, Pat Benetar, Bon Jovi, Poison, Whitesnake, INXS, GnR... oh and this guy is pretty freaking good too. Check him out : Justin Figueroa

Movies:

Waiting for Guffman, Best In Show, A Mighty Wind (Christopher Guest is god.)ANCHORMAN!, Talladega Nights : The Legend Of Ricky Bobby, Little Miss Sunshine, The Last Kiss, The Aviator, Vegas Vacation, Garden State, Napoleon Dynamite, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Swingers, Kill Bill 1 and 2, Bend It Like Beckham, The Wedding Singer, Super Troopers, Beerfest, Death Becomes Her, Down With Love, Being John Malkovich, Adaptation., Eternal Sunshine, Wedding Crashers, Old School, Jarhead, ANYTHING by Kevin Smith. I cannot wait to see : Zodiac, Black Snake Moan, Children of Men, Smoking Aces, Factory Girl, Because I Said So, The Ex, The Namesake, and Alpha Dog.

Television:

Six Feet Under, Weeds, Big Love, Entourage, Sex and the City, Grey's Anatomy, 30 Rock, Studio 60, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Gilmore Girls, Campus Ladies, , Project Runway, nip/tuck, Rock Star, Anthony Bourdain - No Reservations, Greg The Bunny, Sports Night, Jackass, WildBoyz, Viva La Bam, Saturday Night Live ... any shows from my childhood - The Muppet Show, Fraggle Rock, Punky Brewster, JEM, Full House, etc...More Games at arcadecabin.com | Cool Generators

Books:

I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, The Lovely Bones, Great Gatsby,The Devil Wears Prada, A Million Little Pieces, The Boy Next Door, Nanny Diaries, Middlesex, Me Talk Pretty One Day, DaVinci Code, Where The Heart Is, White Oleander, Mystic River, We Were The Mulvaneys, I Am Charlotte Simmons

Heroes:

anyone who's on the Geek Squad. oh, and Meench.

My Blog

gentleman's quarterly, a woman's annual.

The January GQ. Jake Gyllenhaal on the cover. He is quoted as saying - "Look... the most important job for a man is to find the right woman. It's the best we can do. Our job is to pick a caring...
Posted by Jess on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 11:38:00 PST

I ____ you - a mad lib.

I love this and want to send it to some people... xo Dear _____ (insert name here), I just want you to know how much I love having you in my ____ (life/naughty thoughts/cubicle/MySpace top 8). I am e...
Posted by Jess on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 10:31:00 PST

Our chief want in life is somebody who shall make us do what we can.

Since I've been working a ton, feeling yuck, and staying home, I've really been missing my friends. And in missing my friends, I've been thinking about how lucky I am to have this incredible...
Posted by Jess on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 10:52:00 PST

a social appointment, engagement, or occasion arranged beforehand with another person.

My friend Jay and I tend to often have discussions about deep and meaningful things. We each like discussing, sharing views, and making elaborations, and we also enjoy the other si...
Posted by Jess on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 10:43:00 PST

Freddie...

Freddie Mercury would have been 60 on 9/5/06. This is my favorite Queen tune... "I Want To Break Free" I want to break freeI want to break freeI want to break free from your liesYou're so self sati...
Posted by Jess on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 01:12:00 PST

I read that with every broken heart we should become more adventurous

There's blood in my mouth 'cause I've been biting my tongue all week I keep on talkin' trash but I never say anything And the talkin' leads to touchin' and the touchin' leads to sex and then there is ...
Posted by Jess on Tue, 23 May 2006 03:43:00 PST