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[ I ] am Texas born and raised. You have a problem with that kiss my ass.
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[ I ] am considered by most to be an asshole.
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[ I ] am a volunteer firefighter and I love it.
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[ I ]'m spontaneous, impulsive, independent, and yet I have to have a plan for everything.
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[ I ] am the most complex simple person you will ever meet and I have experienced a lot in life. But I haven't even started to learn it all.
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[ I ] hate most normal foods (peanut butter, potatoes, beans, hot dogs, white gravy. You like it, I probably don't.)
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[ I ]'ve come here to chew bubblegum and kick some ass.... And I'm all out of bubblegum.
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[ I ] am good a noticing things but I suck at paying attention.
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[ I ]ts decided that I'd look terrible with an afro.
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[ I ] Don’t deal with drama, period.
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[ I ] can speak Snoop proficientlizzle.
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[ I ]'m fairly creative and always have some sort of brilliant idea (or at least it seems that way at the time).
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[ T ]he ego is great, as I can not be beaten.
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[ R ]ed heads are hot, don’t know why but they are.
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[ I ]'m forgetful, absent-minded, or just don’t care at times, easily distracted… Look a kitty.
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[ I ] can't stand people who can't drive.
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[ I ] make fun of fat people. And gimps... don't pass judgement, I just say what you are thinking.
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[I ] am a good listener but I don’t like to speak about my feelings.
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[ A ] good night is cold beer, good friends, hot women. Throw in some darts, shuffle board, pool, and silver strike bowling and it’s a perfect night.
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"All great truths begin as blasphemies."
-[George Bernard Shaw]-
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