Friends, loud music, laughing, my turtles, my dogs, random crap with skulls on it, shoes, makeup, ruthlessly beating men in pool, sarcasm, free alcohol, guitar hero, cooking, quoting movies, offensive jokes, liter-a-cola, italian food, chuck palahniuk books, tattoos, bad television...
My dentist looks like Mr. Peepers.
BAH!!
Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned
THE DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN, norma jean/luti-kriss, CALIBAN, throwdown, DETHKLOK!!!, portishead, cKy, FROM GRAVES OF VALOR, coldplay, skycamefalling, nuclear rabbit, zao, human waste project, mindless self indulgence, nine inch nails, the used, dead poetic, a static lullaby, remembering never, EVERGREEN TERRACE, EVERY TIME I DIE, thursday, calico system, silverstein, THE BLED, murder by death, captured! by robots, enable kain, deftones, johnny cash, primus, elvis, avenged sevenfold, end of all, LAMB OF GOD, sublime, dead to fall, few left standing, my chemical romance, BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME, HIM, bleeding through, albert react, nora, hopesfall, WALLS OF JERICHO, society's finest, bad religion, saul williams, bloodjinn, killswitch engage, emery, guns n roses, poison, mr bungle, faith no more, peeping tom, fantomas, tomahawk, anything to do with mike patton!!! damien rice, denali, cave in, canderia, CONVERGE, blindside, incubus, sara mclachlan, bjork, tori amos, kelly clarkson, christina aguilera, orgy, method man, wu-tang, justin timberlake, sheryl crow, lake trout, panic! at the disco, snow patrol, tenacious d, dieselboy, omar santana, george acosta, aphrodite, chemical brothers, the crystal method...
Gone With the Wind, The Sting, High Fidelity, Human Traffic, Big Fish, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Big Lebowski, The Dark Crystal, Evil Dead 1 & 2, Army of Darkness, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, Fight Club, Kill Bill, Kill Bill 2, cKy3, Boondock Saints, Training Day, Orgazmo, any MST3K, Girl, Old School, Office Space, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Vanilla Sky, Shaun of the Dead, Party Monster, Amelie, Garden State, Closer, House of Flying Daggers, Waiting..., It's All Gone Pete Tong, Walk The Line, Little Shop of Horrors, Reefer Madness: The Musical, RENT, Phantom of the Opera, Labyrinth, Anchorman, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Blades of Glory, Grandma's Boy.
Metalocolypse. Scrubs. ATHF. MST3K. Sex and the City. MADTV. SNL. The Sarah Silverman Show. Top Chef. Hell's Kitchen. Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmare. Iron Chef. Robot Chicken. Family Guy. South Park.Mostly anything offensive, random, rude, and involving food can usually keep me entertained.
Other than that...Life After God by Douglas Coupland is probably one of my favorite books ever. Choke by Chuck Palahniuk. Pretty much anything he writes is pretty good stuff. I'm in the middle of Fight Club right now. Yeah, I've seen the movie, but the book is always better.
But pretty much scratch n sniffs are my favorite. :)
My big brudder.
And my mom. And my dad. All my family is pretty badass. And my friends are all heroes to me in one way or another.