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mad ulga bonney

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About Me

i have a son named oskar lennon, a husband named nikolaos, a cat named irly, and a dog named maggie mae. i live in a very small town, where everyone knows everyone and everyone is godfearing. except me. and my mom. and i think now my sister. i like where i live. i recently moved into a house that was built in 1938. i like to sit outside on my front porch, smoke cigarettes, and read all day long. i am an avid collector of things, and what a collection i have. i live for thrift stores, clearance sections, flea markets, and garbage piles. i'm incredibly vulgar, find humor in things that seem compltetely wrong. i have a mouth like a sailor on leave, which is probably a bad thing to have with a kid... but i am trying. my grandmother is probably the cutest and most insane person you would ever meet. my mom is my best friend. i have a tendency to be a worrier, and very anxious. sometimes there isn't even a reason. but all in all, my life is pretty damned fantastic.

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My Interests

animals. thrift stores. reading. climbing trees. flea markets. sleeping. oskar. nikos. irly. maggie mae. my porch. coffee coffee coffee, all day long.

I'd like to meet:

nail biters and people who love dirty feet. a kid that is cooler than mine, cause i really just don't think that they exist.yea, so, i met him. before i even knew who the dtray cats were... funny... i ended up loving them. hhaha

Music:

yes, i am a fan.

Movies:

absolutely.

Television:

okay, i watch it.

Books:

i like to read.

Heroes:

richard brautigan. my mom.

My Blog

i just thought people should know...

i've seen surveys and whatever asking questions like "what was the first cd you bought?" or "what was...etc." and i just thought i would let eveyone know... because now, at this point in my life i rea...
Posted by mad ulga bonney on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:15:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

MyHeritage: Celebrity Collage - Printable family tree...
Posted by mad ulga bonney on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 04:10:00 PST

udpate on back surgery

well i had it on the 23rd. and it went lovely. when i woke up, i had no leg pain at all! i can stand up strait again. i'm walking good again. it's awesome. the only pain that i have now is on the inci...
Posted by mad ulga bonney on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 10:05:00 PST

my back.

while i was pregnant, i gained almost 70 pounds. i got up to 212, from 144. and towards the end of my pregnancy i started having problems with my left leg and my lower back. and i started getting very...
Posted by mad ulga bonney on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:31:00 PST

oskar update.

oskar is now smiling and "talking". he'll be 5 weeks on tuesday. i can't believe it's been that long already! he's growing up so fast! haha.. he can hold his head a lot better now.  he's held his...
Posted by mad ulga bonney on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 09:20:00 PST

oskar lennon saliaris

was born on july 31st at 4:13 pm after 28 hrs. and 45 min. of labor. he was 10lbs 9oz and 20.5 inches long. he's doing so awesome. he's such a kick ass little person. i'll post more on him as he grow...
Posted by mad ulga bonney on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 10:02:00 PST

well....

so it's july 19th at 1 am and i'm still not a mom. just a little update. oh yea, my due date was the 18th in case you didn't know.
Posted by mad ulga bonney on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 10:02:00 PST

what's that? i got what?

i got married today!!! my name is now jadie elizabeth saliaris. haha!...
Posted by mad ulga bonney on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 05:48:00 PST

i found out what i'm having.

it's a boy!!
Posted by mad ulga bonney on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 08:13:00 PST

hey guess what???

i'm pregnant!!!
Posted by mad ulga bonney on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 10:53:00 PST