Skatman

i didn’t know i was this flexable...

...because i am grabbing my ankles like there is no tomorrow. a lesson to the kiddies: you WILL get taken advantage of in life. deal with it. metaphorical anal rape is not fun. and the repercussions l...
Posted by Skatman on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 09:46:00 PST

when the poo rains, it pours

It was another always-amusing night delivering drugs. I had just arrived at Colonial Acres in Golden Valley, trying to balance red bins in my arms and trying not to smell the "desperation and diapers"...
Posted by Skatman on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 07:22:00 PST

The Meaning of Life!!

HAHA, its just Gene Shalit, suckers! Happy Christmahanakwanzaka, buddies!...
Posted by Skatman on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 01:41:00 PST

she was wrinkled like smoked meats

why wont i go to bed? why wont i write anything useful? get some fucking sleep man. i just erased what i was writing and it gave me a slight feeling of 'passing waste'. it was superb. i think it ...
Posted by Skatman on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 12:34:00 PST

Could you repeat that please? I had something CRAZY in my ear...

Do you ever have those moments when you see something so odd, your brain cannot even register is strangeness? I just started working for Merwin Drug as a 'pharmacutical courier', so yeah, I am a drug ...
Posted by Skatman on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 12:06:00 PST

1st Class to hell!!

Let me take you, if i may, into the seedy underbelly of the restaurant valet racket (emphasis on racket). I had been working for a valet company called "1st Class Valet" since the beginning of the sum...
Posted by Skatman on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 03:51:00 PST