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Ozzy, your friendly neighborhood douchebag!

But Santa, I asked for a pony, not an incurable STD!!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A decent person that won't treat me like shit and stab me in the fucking back when things get serious or committed...

Music:

MOSTLY alternative, hardcore and metal, but I can stomach just about anything, ESPECIALLY when booty comes into play.... ...that's a joke... ha ha... haha.

Movies:

Hard, nasty, defiling smut, CKY, death files (banned in the US), scary movies, NIN and Perfect Circle DVD's, Sealab and pretty much anything that's funny. NAPOLEAN and ANCHORMAN RULLLLE!!!! ..why don't you go find your grandma or something!..you're bugging the heck out of me!...GOSH!

Television:

Not real big into the TV scene... I like going out so I can see the real thing uncut.

Books:

Club, Hustler and any other nudie mag sporting penetration.... if you're talking about REAL books!?... well, I can't stay awake for more than the first 2 paragraphs, even if the characters are doing something nasty or just bad...

Heroes:

Well, some of the better porn stars, a few tattoo artists, my moms, the IRS... um, that's all for now. Oh yeah, superman. But isn't he everybodys hero?

My Blog

Check out this event: Katrina Benefit, continued....

Hosted By: OzzyWhen: Saturday Oct 01, 2005 at 4:00 PMWhere: State Street PubWest Columbia, SC 29169USDescription:Ozzy Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Ozzy! on Sat, 01 Oct 2005 10:13:00 PST

Weiners are for girls....

Hi. It's me. Again. I'm tattooing my right leg right now in an effort to fully cover my legs, or at least everything I can reach, by the time I come home! So how is everyone?! Going to Mags apple...
Posted by Ozzy! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

well you can stick it in your bum-bum! Stick the cheeeeeese in your bum-bum!!!.....

Well, this is my first BLOG, whatever the F that means.... It's midnight tommorrow for y'all here in Japan and I have just been informed of my old drug investigations' being reopened! Exciting, huh!?...
Posted by Ozzy! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST