I wish I were an Oscar Meyer |
I am at the grocery store looking for Dijoin mustard. A guy pushes a cart past me. As I grab for the mustard the guy in broken english says: "Can I ask you a question?"
I turn to him and see he is ho... Posted by thats a keeper on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 05:27:00 PST |
Busy, yet bored |
Busy, yet bored.
Are those particular people going to email me back?
I thought I made a new friend but I realize she can’t call on her own.
"This time" does not go as fast as people say it do... Posted by thats a keeper on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 07:21:00 PST |
I had a dream about Bruce Campbell |
What a great dream! Bruce Campbell was in it. He smiled at me.Yes, there were other things in my dream like orange cones, George Clooney dressed as a bum making a phone call from a public phone, some ... Posted by thats a keeper on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 07:58:00 PST |
Going green....sort of |
I have been bringing totes to the store to keep from using plasic bags. I asked the girl to use the totes that I brought. She begins to wrap certain items in plastic before putting them in the bag in ... Posted by thats a keeper on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 08:29:00 PST |
It was 15 years ago on this date |
This is a tribute to my dad who passed away on this date. As I begin to type I am realizing that it is therapy too. I am already tearing up.
He was young at heart. You would have thought he was... Posted by thats a keeper on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 07:28:00 PST |
Getting Hitched |
That's right. Rich proposed to me on Friday. We went to a really nice restaurant for dinner. Rich said he was about to propose when the table next to us got this smelly fish plate. Of course I made it... Posted by thats a keeper on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 09:08:00 PST |
Is MySpace dead? |
I was discussing it with a friend this weekend. He just brought it up out of nowhere. "is MySpace dead?" I assume he came to this conclusion because he was feeling the same that... Posted by thats a keeper on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 06:21:00 PST |
wow we wow wow wow |
I went on a really nice vacation last week. Rich and I went on a road trip.
Day 1: Drove 12 hours
Day 2: South Dakota. We saw the bad lands which are billion/million year old rocks ... Posted by thats a keeper on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 11:25:00 PST |
Seashell necklace |
I hate people who where those things. Take the thing off. Now. Thank you. Posted by thats a keeper on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 04:28:00 PST |
War, what is it good for? |
I was watching a major news channel the other day. Also known as the channel that depresses you because they show nothing but death and a horse stuck in a gully. They had a feature showing... Posted by thats a keeper on Thu, 31 May 2007 07:41:00 PST |