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courty-boo

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me


*i have been told that i am one of a kind. *i am very passionate about the things i love and very vocal about things i hate. *i am a lot to handle. *i can be moody sometimes... all the time *i try to enjoy the simple things in life, but i find it very difficult sometimes. *i do believe in love at first sight. *i do not give second chances anymore. *i am pretty sure train wrote "drops of jupiter" about me. *i change my mind a lot. *i wear my heart on my sleeve... always. *i love cheese. *i have terrible depth perception. *i am allergic to citrus fruit. *i desire loyalty over most everything else. *i am a civilian shellback. *i am a hopeFUL romantic. *i love the spice girls and the rolling stones. *i want to visit egypt, israel, and australia soon. *i'm deathly afraid of chickens (live ones, not as food) *i want to be a screen writer. *i have issues with texture: i won't eat mushrooms or shellfish or tacos. *i posed for playboy. *i am still afraid of the dark. *i eat when i'm upset and/or angry. *i walked on the great wall of china on valentine's day 2005 *i WILL talk with my mouth full. *i think my name sounds porn star-ish. *i have unrealistic goals about what my life should be like. *i want to adopt a child from the US. *i almost died on january 27, 2005, along with 750 total strangers who i am now bonded to for life. *i'm crazy, but in a good way. *i am a mama hen sometimes... all the time... *i am not sure i believe in god. *i am germaphobic, sort of. *i love random facts: the neanderthal's brain was bigger than yours is. *i have a food obsession with buffalo chicken. *two of my cats are named stewie and bart...clearly I have an obsession with cartoons!
Arthur Abbott: Iris, in the movies we have leading ladies and we have the best friend. You, I can tell, are a leading lady, but for some reason you are behaving like the best friend.
Iris: You're so right. You're supposed to be the leading lady of your own life, for god's sake! Arthur, I've been going to a therapist for three years, and she's never explained things to me that well. That was brilliant. Brutal, but brilliant.

My Interests

sarcasm, good quotes/song lyrics, eating, traveling, sleeping, making mix CDs, british accents, salad, celebrity gossip, football and baseball, cereal, vintage handbags, people watching, showtunes, buffalo chicken

I'd like to meet:

anyone who will not annoy me after 30 seconds. someone who does not speak/write in contractions. a vampire. someone who knows the words to "buffalo gal" and what movie i'm thinking of when i sing it.

Music:

the rolling stones, ccr, counting crows, the eaglees, john west, coldplay, norah jones, britney spears, guster, dispatch, maroon 5, jason mraz, jack johnson, john mayer, better than ezra, green day, u2, oasis, black eyed peas, missy elliot, simon and garfunkel, fiona apple, elvis costello, 50 cent, enimen, gwen stefani, allman brothers, drum & bass...

Movies:

party monster, dummy, home at the end of the world, mean girls, boys and girls, unfaithful, pirates of the caribbean (1 and 2..and 3), harry potter (all of them), scream, 28 days later, queen of the damned, it's a wonderful life, a clockwork orange, snatch, lock stock and two smoking barrels, pitch black, garden state, elf (you smell like beef and cheese!), wedding crashers, the family stone, sisterhood of the traveling pants, perfect persuasion, igby goes down, london, the holiday, catch and release, 12 monkeys, transformers

Television:

buffy (i'm in denial), entourage, heroes, prison break, house, csi, svu, america's next top model, las vegas, project runway, one tree hill, girls next door, sex and the city, family guy, the war at home, the daily show, the colbert report, most everything on hgtv, nip/tuck

Books:

anything by david sedaris, shel silverstein, dr. suess and sophie kinsella, running with scissors, the awakening, the perks of being a wallflower, franny and zooey, a girl's guide to hunting and fishing, brave new world, tuck everlasting, disco bloodbath, i sadly have not read any good books lately.

Heroes:

anyone who isn't afraid to speak their mind and heart.

My Blog

"When You Havent Made Love in a Long Time"

I don't know where this came from, but I found it on my computer while cleaning my hard drive...When You Haven't Made Love in a Long Time by Patrick Rosal (...eager to lose his wits.)    ...
Posted by courty-boo on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 01:47:00 PST

Single...and loving it?

from oprah.com Are women better off alone? Marriage is no magic bullet for happiness, some say...:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> The Sex and the City ladies wer...
Posted by courty-boo on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 06:46:00 PST

bad kissers never get to second base...

from CNN.com   Bad kissers -- we've all locked lips with one: the lizard, the washing machine, the cannibal, the spelunker.   "I knew this girl that I'll call Big Tongue," recalls Craig Hin...
Posted by courty-boo on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 01:53:00 PST

frickin horoscopes

    i realise today is over, but i'm drunk and it is 2AM and i decided to check my horoscope to see if the shittiness of today was intended."Sometimes life gets overwhelming, but you kn...
Posted by courty-boo on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 11:08:00 PST

Restraint (finally) at RU

Restraint on RU stadium is fragile From NJ.com For the first time in our tortured modern history, the boys in Trenton have decided that they cannot afford the latest toy on their wish list. It was a ...
Posted by courty-boo on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 10:04:00 PST

How (not) to get a man

How (not) to get a man   The rules tell you to scheme, flatter, and play hard to get, but our favorite life coach doesn't think that will get you very far. It's time to rethink the dating game. &...
Posted by courty-boo on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 10:18:00 PST

Drinking stories that put yours to shame.

courtesy of www.mentalfloss.com 1. Admiral Edward Russell's 17th-Century throwdown Think you can drink like a sailor? Maybe you should take a moment to reflect on what that truly means. The record for...
Posted by courty-boo on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 12:41:00 PST

New rules for college football fandom (a la ESPN Page 2)

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/print?id=3005315&type=sto ry Time for the new rules for college football fandom By Page 2Let's face it: Life requires rules. Precepts to live by, laws to abide by, ...
Posted by courty-boo on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 10:43:00 PST

Oh the dirty things Id do to Stephen Colbert....

October 14, 2007 Op-Ed Columnist New York Times A Mock Columnist, Amok By MAUREEN DOWD I was in my office, writing a column on the injustice of relative marginal tax rates for hedge fund managers, ...
Posted by courty-boo on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 12:11:00 PST

Mildly amusing article from Oprah...

Psychologists tell us we're born afraid of just two things. The first is loud noises. Do you recall the second? Most people guess "abandonment" or "starvation," but neonatal dread was simpler than tha...
Posted by courty-boo on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 06:59:00 PST