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Sara

I am here for Friends

About Me


DO WHAT YOU LOVE. FUCK EVERYTHING ELSE.
My name is Sara.
There is no "h" at the end of my name.
Remember that.
I’m 23 years old.
I’m queer.
I’m a complete dork.
I trip over things, myself, words, air.
My favorite color is cerulean.
My favorite Crayola crayon is macaroni and cheese.
I adore sarcasm.
I love driving.
I drive to relieve stress.
It's better than punching people in the face.
I crave physical affection.
I believe that it’s a basic human necessity.
Good manners turn me on.
Open my car door for me and I'm all yours.
I sleep way too much.
I love taking naps with people.
I hate when people don't recycle.
I can't cook, but I really want to learn how.
Teach me.
I'm not skinny and I never will be.
Get over it.
I like people watching.
I'm extremely indecisive.
I've never been on an actual date.
Vodka&Cranberry = my boyfriend.
I’m a sober vegetarian and a drunk carnivore.
My sister Your sister.
I ramble on and on when I’m nervous.
I love pregnant women.
I hate when people misspell my middle name.
I especially hate when my father does it.
I have a thing for drug rep pens.
I’m a compulsive shopper.
I overanalyze everything.
Sugarcoating is for pussies.
I have an addictive personality.
Music is more important to me than you are.
My mother is the most amazing woman I have ever known.
She died last September.
No, I'm not over it yet.
I love sandwiches.
They're my favorite thing to eat.
I can be extremely shy when I'm around people I don't know.
I have insane food cravings when I first wake up in the morning.
I am very much in love.
I have no idea who I really am.
And neither do you.
"Oh, something is there, waiting for me. Perhaps someday the revelation will burst in upon me and I will see the other side of this monumental grotesque joke. And then I’ll laugh. And then I’ll know what life is."

My Interests



44, activism, animal rights, astrology, astronomy, Drew Barrymore, Francesca Lia Block, body modification, books, bowling, bunnies, butterflies, Nicolas Cage, camels, camping, Steve Carell, Margaret Cho, concerts, dancing in my car, driving around aimlessly, feminism, flowers, Patrick Fugit, gambling, games, gay rights, good manners, holding hands, hospital paraphernalia, human rights, hugs, Jenna Jameson, kisses on the cheek, knitting, laughing, learning, libraries, lists, mail, marijuana emergencies, masturbation, Walter Matthau, Rose McGowan, miniature daschunds, Marilyn Monroe, music, Kevin Nealon, necking, New York City, nursing, organization, painting, pansexuality, photography, poetry, pornography, pregnancy, pussy, quotes, reading, recreationally enhancing your perception, recycling, Christina Ricci, road trips, Seth Rogen, roller coasters, romance, sarcasm, shopping, singing, Howard Stern, traveling, vegetarianism, weddings, writing, Elizabeth Wurtzel

I'd like to meet:



Someone who will laugh at me in the least condescending way possible.
Someone to go on adventures with.
Someone who will spend some time in my company in a place of utter insignificance.
Someone who gets excited about the things I do, so we can talk about bands, and movies, and people, and places, and things we've read and experienced and discuss how they made us feel, and speak in CAPSLOCK, like, "OH MAN" and "I KNOW, RIGHT" and finish every other sentence because they felt "THE EXACT SAME WAY".
Someone who will tuck me into bed at night.
Someone who just wants to be near me.
Someone who will turn my world upside down.

"Most people think that the thing we are looking for in life is meaning. I don't think that's it at all. I think that most people are looking for an experience that connects them to the ecstasy of what it could feel like to be totally alive. To know the unburdened state of total aliveness is the pinnacle of the human potential."

"Sisters are different. They heard the sobbing in the darkness.
They lived through all your triumphs, all your favorites,
all your loves and losses. They have no delusions.
They lived with you too long.
And so, when you achieve some victory, friends are delighted -
but sisters hold your hands in silence and shine with happiness.
For they know the cost."

[AIM] ArriveAllOverYou

Music:

30 Seconds To Mars, Tori Amos, Busta Rhymes, The Cure, The Donnas, The Doors, Missy Elliot, Eminem, Melissa Etheridge, The Fray, Hole, Jack Johnson, Journey, The Killers, Ludacris, Madonna, Marilyn Manson, Maroon 5, Tom Jones, Mindless Self Indulgence, Mute Math, Nine Inch Nails, The Organ, Pilot Speed, Placebo, Markus Schulz, Silverchair, Snoop Dogg, Snow Patrol, Britney Spears, Bruce Springsteen, Gwen Stefani, Staind, Switchblade Symphony, Tegan and Sara, Justin Timberlake, Tool, Trick Daddy, Type O Negative, U2, VAST

Movies:

50 First Dates, Almost Famous, Bridget Jones's Diary, Crank, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Gia, The Girl Next Door, Ghost World, The Holiday, Mad Love, Meet Me In St. Louis, Never Been Kissed, The Notebook, Nothing to Lose, Proof, Some Like It Hot

Television:

American Idol, Charmed, Criss Angel Mindfreak, Dawson's Creek, Dog The Bounty Hunter, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, The Golden Girls, Grey's Anatomy, I Love Lucy, Inked, Intervention, The L Word, The Nanny, Nip/Tuck, Queer As Folk, Reba, Roseanne, Sex and the City, Six Feet Under, Three's Company, Weeds

Books:

Violet & Claire by Francesca Lia Block, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale by Jenna Jameson, Prozac Nation by Elizabeth Wurtzel

Heroes:


Jane A. Hylton
01/26/1952 - 09/07/2006

My Blog

What are we fighting for?

i am so tired. i'm tired of fighting. fighting for answers. fighting for peace of mind. fighting for a reason to keep going. i'm constantly fighting. from the moment i wake up in the morning to the mo...
Posted by Sara on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 11:38:00 PST

I.

 I am always here waiting patiently for you to come..I am always here waiting patiently for you..I am always here waiting patiently..I am always here waiting..I am always here..I am always..I am....
Posted by Sara on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 09:58:00 PST

Unearth.

i am no different. what is real i am trying to attain. filtering out the old, fumbling through the unsure, searching for the truth. it ain't easy. the world is inundated with sorrow, with fear, with t...
Posted by Sara on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 10:36:00 PST

Epitaph.

When I die Give what's left of me away To children And old men that wait to die. And if you need to cry, Cry for your brother Walking the street beside you. And when you need me, Put your arms Around ...
Posted by Sara on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 01:13:00 PST

Sometimes.

Sometimes I wake at night and forget you're gone. Fresh from a dream of you, I imagine that your voice, your touch, is near. Sometimes I find myself talking to you throughout the day- imagining conver...
Posted by Sara on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 08:08:00 PST

A Guy's Guide To Life

1. Old people always have exact change. 2. Do not trust a man who calls the bathroom "the little boys room." 3. Women who sound sexy on the radio weigh 377 pounds. 4. Sitcom characters watching porn a...
Posted by Sara on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 11:49:00 PST

02

1. Who was the last person you high-fived?Bekah. 2. If you were drafted into a war, would you survive?I'd put up one hell of a motherfucking fight, but in the end, I'd still die. 3. Do you sleep with ...
Posted by Sara on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 10:32:00 PST

01

RULES: 1. Bold what is true about you 2. Italicize what you wish were true 3. Add something true about you to the end of the list 4. Tag five friends Let the fun begin! * I miss somebody right now* ...
Posted by Sara on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 05:08:00 PST