mixed metaphors profiles

captainrhubarb

Steve All The Dude ever wanted was his rug back...

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Camden, NEW JERSEY
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight

Rutger J Bloomsicle New headline! I'm getting tech!

Age:
34 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
San Francisco, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic

keith OK, so I went down on Smurfette. Who hasn't?

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Studio City/Philly, California
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship

Rebecca every car a murder, every bicycle a love affair

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Atlanta, Georgia
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
ambeur

Little Tea Cup You look like a perfect fit for a girl in need of a tourniquet...

Age:
33 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Fort Collins, Colorado
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
jaredigital

Jared

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Kiev,
Country:
Ukraine
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
More to love!
Here For:
Friends
laurawitkowski

Laura

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Ferndale, Michigan
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Gay / Lesbian
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Celeste Rosehips I can saw a woman in two, but you won't want to look in the box when I'm through.

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
NYACK, NEW YORK
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Here For:
Friends

Daniel

Age:
29 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Brooklyn, New York
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Body:
More to love!
Here For:
Friends

Ivy Tam

Age:
29 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
San Francisco, California
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Body builder

beckett in a constant pursuit of those elusive balance points

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Long Beach, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
rainbowguy1021

Doug

Age:
38 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Arleta (Los Angeles), Alabama
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Gay / Lesbian
Body:
More to love!
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Angela

Age:
81 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Status:
Single

Philtopia

Age:
46 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
PASADENA, California
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

rawrrrr hang on, it seems I've misplaced my mental prune juice..

Age:
34 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
new york, Alabama
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends, Networking
roversail

The Rambler

Age:
33 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Long Beach, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
all over the place
Country:
Thailand
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends, Networking
masonicorderofthelion

brandon

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
PHOENIX, Arizona
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Swinger
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends

Anton THERE AINT NO DEVIL, THERES JUST GOD WHEN HE'S DRUNK...

Age:
29 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
St.Louis, Missouri
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends, Networking
armani_de_guzman

R'MaNi

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Arizona
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Do A Barrel Roll It's kinda hard to take you seriously when you're wearing giraffe ears.

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Scituate, Massachusetts
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking
anothergirlanotherplanet

Dan it all to hell Cause I always say I love you, when I mean turn out the light. And I say let's run away, when I just

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
San Francisco, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
jerry_sizzler

Jerry Stories are better told with expletives

Age:
34 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Devil's Triangle, WASHINGTON DC
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends, Networking
frohnece

charlie

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Charlotte, North Carolina
Country:
United States
Status:
Single

Cokie A wise man once said to me, You don't know shit.

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Status:
Single

Aris I like to mix metaphors

Age:
29 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
shaolin, New York
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic

tiara del fuego ™ Un bon mot ne prouve rien. -Voltaire

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
LOS ANGELES, California
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends, Networking

I'm big in Japan

Age:
41 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
AUSTIN, Texas
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends, Networking

TASTE

Age:
35 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Dublin
Country:
Ireland
Status:
Single

SummerGirl ...I'm better just to have known you...

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Florence, KENTUCKY
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends

SherpaJohn

Age:
50 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Toronto, Ontario
Country:
Canada
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends, Networking
bensmasher

Ben Conversation is Obsolete

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Cedar Rapids, Iowa
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Some extra baggage
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking
o_minus

o-minus

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Grapevine, TEXAS
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends, Networking

M What is man that thou art mindful of him?...

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

amy shine on me baby cause it's rainin' in my heart

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Austin, Texas
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Redd

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
OAKLAND, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends, Networking
thislittlekitty

KC & the Rollerskate They said to put one foot in front of the other, but I, Sir, am a Monkey. I prefer to travel by tree

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
San Diego (OB), California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking
winterboxer

Brett Lewis ...a 'reverse-responder'.

Age:
78 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
LA, California
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight

Mary

Age:
52 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
North of San Francisco, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends, Networking

giNgiN Look like a PoPStaR. Party like a RocKStaR. FucK liKe a PorNStar

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
D.F., Distrito Federal
Country:
Mexico
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends, Networking
asier9

My Official MySpace Page

Age:
64 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
San Antonio, Texas
Country:
United States
Status:
Swinger

kim

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Oakland, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Here For:
Friends
robith

Rob > You Are you Iron Maiden? Then fuck off.

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Male
Country:
United Kingdom
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
tweeeeek

Tweek Tweak™ AHH this is WAYY too much pressure!

Age:
17 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
South park, COLORADO
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
pineapplenf

Mr. Mastodon Farm

Age:
19 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Cape Girardeau, Missouri
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Body:
Some extra baggage
Here For:
Friends
merry_prankster_a

adam

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
NEAR GOLDEN TRIANGLE, Michigan
Country:
United States
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends, Networking
muso_nick

Nikau

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Gorokan, nsw
Country:
Australia
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Swinger
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
More to love!
Here For:
Friends, Networking

jack-jack attack the year of magical thinking

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
CHICAGO, Illinois
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Gay / Lesbian
Body:
Slim / Slender
alchemicalpress

ALCHEMICAL PRESS HOME OF THE IMAGINED NATIONS

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Manitoba
Country:
Canada
Status:
In a Relationship
Here For:
Friends, Networking
kumacapella

jessica rabbit-food walking paradox

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
charlotte, North Carolina
Country:
United States
Status:
Single