I Know ’The Secret’! |
You can make millions of dollars if you only knew the secret. It can help you for the rest of your life and make you and your family wealthy and successful beyond your imagination. You can own your dr... Posted by keith on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 10:46:00 PST |
Stupid Signs |
I'm eventually going to write a book about stupid signs across America....of which there is no shortage.Both churches and banks share a baffling tradition of naming their institutions with the number ... Posted by keith on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 08:24:00 PST |
Get out of work anytime |
This is my bulletproof, 100% reliable, undeniable and otherwise irrefuteable tip of the century on getting out of a days work. It works from home in the morning, OR the night before. It even works whe... Posted by keith on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 08:50:00 PST |
Bum Blog |
I got no love love for bums, beggars, hustlers or any dirty-ass street person who comes up to me asking for money. Don't get me wrong, I know that most homeless people are in desperate need of help. A... Posted by keith on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 09:22:00 PST |
Firewood and Dumbasses |
If one more person asks me if I'm going camping after seeing me chopping or hauling firewood, I'm going to lose it-with hatchet in hand. Why, on this great big earth, would I carry a hundred pounds of... Posted by keith on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 10:29:00 PST |
WTF!? |
What the fuck is going on with this Anna Nicole Smith is dead hysteria? Why do so many people care that some B-list bimbo ODed in a hotel (is that a new trick for bimbos?). She's known for slurring al... Posted by keith on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 08:58:00 PST |