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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Queen
Led Zeppelin
Tom Petty
Daft Punk
Bloc Party
Cake
The White Stripes
The Doors
Judas Priest
Prince
Gorillaz
Bob Dylan
Tenacious D
Rob Zombie
Black Sabbath
Meat Loaf
Pink Floyd
Elton John
OutKast
Slayer
Franz Ferdinand
The Rolling Stones
Modest Mouse
Captain Beefheart
Guns N' Roses
T. Rex
Steve Miller Band
Jimi Hendrix
The Beach Boys
The Guess Who
David Bowie
Alice Cooper
Marilyn Manson
Megadeth
The Ramones
That Handsome Devil
Scissor Sisters
Roxy Music
The Moody Blues
Buddy Holly
Stevie Ray Vaughan
Thelonious Monk
Rush
Infected Mushroom
Miles Davis
Electric Six
Blood, Sweat, and Tears
John Coltrane
Frank Zappa
Man Man
Depeche Mode
Goldfrapp
...and much more.

Television:

Futurama is a complex metaphor for the human experience.

Books:

Stranger in a Strange Land, Harry Potter and the _____, 1984, Slaughter-House Five, The Godfather, And Then There Were None, Fahrenheit 451, The Martian Chronicles, Expanded Universe, Animal Farm, Ender's Game, Dark Knight Returns/Strikes Again, Ronin, Watchmen, V for Vendetta, Sin City, Death Note, Trigun, FLCL, The Ultimates, Ultimate Spiderman, etc.

Heroes:

Mom and Dad, Allison, Thrower, Tindle, Batman.

My Blog

My religious beliefs REVEALED!

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Posted by Mr. Mastodon Farm on Wed, 07 May 2008 02:06:00 PST

IXX is blah.

So I'm 19 now...and that's only slightly exciting.Sure, it's the last year of me being a teen, but that's it.At 18, I could: buy a lottery ticket; get my full license; smoke legally; buy porno; and o...
Posted by Mr. Mastodon Farm on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 10:17:00 PST

People of the earth.

"The Prophet Song" is about Al Gore. Think about it, man.
Posted by Mr. Mastodon Farm on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 05:07:00 PST

Stop the evangelicals.

There is not a goddamn thing wrong with being a Christian (pun intended). There is also not a thing wrong with being Jewish, Buddhist, Islamic, Pastafarian, or anything else. A line is crossed; howeve...
Posted by Mr. Mastodon Farm on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 11:25:00 PST

Why I'm so rude.

In response to me telling John Coleman to have an original thought, he says:"You are always rude even though I have don't absolutly nothing to you. It is getting old because even though you are a fric...
Posted by Mr. Mastodon Farm on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 08:58:00 PST

www.thinkprogress.org

When surfing the web recently, I came upon this. The writer makes some fantastic points. "Embryos are not beings. The have no hearts, no brains, no feelings, no thougths, no emotions. On the other h...
Posted by Mr. Mastodon Farm on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 08:15:00 PST

Reflections on an ignorant society.

This is a note I wrote on facebook...please read...and consider the following:The biased stupidity of our society has almost lead me to do something rash. Some people are SERIOUSLY lucky that I'm a pa...
Posted by Mr. Mastodon Farm on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 03:20:00 PST