Intergalactic Stacy

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• Mi'name Shannon.
• She has sweet boobs, a vadge and a pocket full of dreams.
• JRoss is her other half.
• A shoemaker has joined her party.
• Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows = LOVE!
• If you want to die of a cute explosion, visit kittenwars.com.
• She has horrible taste in music and movies, and she loves every minute of it.
• Flicka is just like Gangs of New York, but with a horse instead of Daniel Day-Lewis and a deaf girl in place of Leonardo DiCaprio!
• She will choose a Disney movie above everything else, so please, do not ask.
• Her goal in life is to have a huge family. She is talkin' big.
• She never thought that her and Jason Woods would be as good of friends as they are.
• Footloose is possibly the greatest movie ever made.
• Just wait, eventually you will realize she is smarter than you.
• She CAN get through a Hawthorne Heights album without sobbing.
• Mr. Moss' friend Dinger is the funniest person she has never met.
• She religiously fills out myspace surveys. They will tell you everything you ever needed to know about her plus more.
• Soup inside of a bowl made of bread is possibly the most practical yet yummy invention ever.
• Kansas is mundane...and flat.
• She falls for people way to quickly.
• She is more shy than you think she is.
• Led Zeppelin told her. it was ok to get my lip pierced. Seriously.
• Whenever she has something good, She over thinks it and ruin it for herself.
• Seafood makes Shan-chan sick.
• She can't breathe around freshly mowed grass.
• She hates American Idol and everything it stands for!
• Instead of being picked last in gym class, one time she wasn't picked at all.
• She is better than you because she made it to state.
• Windows Vista sucks.
• A girl that lives on her floor has possibly the coolest name ever-- Afsaneh Saboorizadeh. Try to say that three times fast!
• HTML is her new best friend. Sorry JRoss :P
• The only reason she was valedictorian is because she went to a shitty school and is sorta smart. She didn't even have to try.
• She always forgets to call people back. Sorry guys.
• Her boobs are two different sizes (noticeably).. just to let you know.
• Since Ron Paul is out of the race, Barack Obama ftw.
• Queen IS better than the Eagles. She doesn't care what you say.
• She is fat and she plays DDR.
• But, she also plays Guitar Hero to make up for the calories lost in DDR.
• Slob on my knob, like corn on the cob.
• Cory and Tapanga should be married in real life.
• She knows more than she cares to about Saved by the Bell
• Are you gellin'?
• Her favorite book is Ender's Game. You should def. check it out.
• She am bad at puzzles...
• Angelina Jolie's lips are too big.
• J-pop is fun.
• Brooke Essmeyer is a bigot.
• That is just what christianity does to some people.
• She couldn't hula hoop if her life depended on it.
• Shannon pants is attending Southeast Missouri State University.
• The limit as rocking out approaches infinity is JRoss.
• Guess what?
• Chicken butt.
• Jimmy Eckhoff's uncle rocked her face off when he played Freebird. Seriously, she is now without a face.
• More intelligent people should blog.
♥ She hates when people use little hearts everywhere. ♥ ♥
• Here comes the metal meltdown- you better run for your life.
• She has a dog named Fancy... she is not Fancy.
• The Weeping Masks never got the credit they deserved.
• Spiderpig, spiderpig. Does whatever a spiderpig does. Can he swing... from a web? No, he's a pig! Look Out! It's spiderpig.
• Haven't played running charades? You suck!
• She graduated high school on May 29!
• Bus tubs are heavy.
• Grindhouse does not need to be split into two movies! Fuck you, movie theatres, for ruining that movie!
• Damn you red SUV... Damn YOU!
• We won't stop until somebody calls the cops and even then we'll start again and just pretend that nothing ever happened.
• At prom, she watched a documentary.
• Reba and Paige told her she looked like Belle... that pretty much made her night.
• Matt totally got prom prince... but he deserved king!
• Working open to close was not fun.
• My computer pisses me off.
• Alec Baldwin is not just a douche... he is the douche after it has come out of a vagina.
• She loves old 90's music that came out when she was in elementary school.
• She was always the yellow power ranger.
• Deathnote is the most wonderful manga she has ever set her eyes upon.
• She loves taffy.
• Waking up at 6:30 in the morning the day after you graduate... not so much.
• Caution: She is not afraid to make racist jokes or offensive comments.
• Living right next to a river.. not so much!
• Jesus died in vain.