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About Me

My name is Jason. I currently life in D-town, but my home will forever be Blackwell, MO where I grew up. Growing up in Tornado Alley has given me a strong love of storms. I like to play guitar. I like Martial arts and I think Bruce Lee is awesome (way better than Chuck, no offense Chuck). I also like the outdoors and love camping (real camping, no sissy camping). I have motorcycle, but it's out-of-comission atm. I do not believe that Chivalry is dead. I believe in giving people the benefit of the doubt. I still hold the door open for people. I refuse to accept Jason Lee as Dave Seville. I think most mainstream music is dumb. I think cute is better than "hot". I think the snorg tees girl is cute. I don't like jerks and think they are the epitome of asshattery. I like sleeping in, 'tis fun. I consider myself more of a pirate than a ninja. I grew up on a mix of Classic Rock and 90's rock. I consider myself a 90's child. I like all kinds of music (Escpecially Jazz, Blues, Rock and some rap.) I plan on going into the army this fall, but my friends tell me college is pretty fun... I usually play therapist for everyone I know. I like things that test my thinking skills (i.e. Chess, Puzzles, etc.) I have been known to watch anime and play video games from time to time. I hate phones, I much prefer talking in person. I like my privacy and can't stand to be around people all the time. I like the show M.A.S.H. and don't care what people think about it. I think cooking is pretty fun. I KNOW, for a FACT, that Mitch Hedberg is one of the greatest comedians of all time. I'm a geek, I admit it.
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My Interests

Guitars (Getting better...), gaming, movies, Music, outdoors, animals, airsoft, outdoor survival...

I'd like to meet:

Jackie Chan, Chuck Norris, Wolverine, the entire monty python cast, the Mythbusters crew (escpecially Kari), Flogging Molly, ...

Music:

most music from 1970 up to present (minus rap and most of the stuff akin to it), a7x, Bang Camaro, Celtic punk music (i.e. Flogging Molly, Dropkick Murphys, etc.)...

Movies:

Crank, The Untouchables, all the LoTR movies and the Star Wars movies, Pirates of the Carribean(all thee o'em), The 13th Warrior, O brother where art thou?, The Blues Brothers, Braveheart...

Television:

That 70's Show, The X-Files, The black Donnelys, Hogan's Heroes, Robot Chicken, Metalocalypse, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Mythbusters, M*A*S*H*, Dr. Who...

Books:

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The List of 7, Recondo...

Heroes:

Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, Chuck Norris, wolverine, The whole Monty Python gang (escpecially John Cleese), Synyster Gates of a7x, Flogging Molly and my friend Shannon (for her awesome GH2 l337ness), John Belushi, Dan Aykroyd, Jack White, The american troops that fought so we could be here: Filling out our heroes on myspace...
What Samurai Champloo Character Are You?
Hosted by theOtaku.com: Anime . Done right. What's your inner animal?
You are a wolf. Kind of a loner at times. People tend to be afraid of you, which makes you think the world's against you. It's not. All you need is some quality time in a social groups every once and a while.
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You Are Sauvignon Blanc
Engaging and energetic, you have a lot to offer the world - most of it they've never seen anywhere else!
You are the type of person who carves your own path in life... and you invite everyone else to come along.
The only thing predictable about you is that you could have anything up your sleeve.
You're all about sampling all of life's experiences. Both the savory and unsavory ones.
Deep down you are: Laid back and young at heart
Your partying style: Anything goes... seriously!
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My Blog

Best ADD messup ever.

ADD; I think i'm developing it.I pulled into hardees for some snackage, and when I left, I hopped in the car, got my food/drink situated and put the key into the ignition...or at least tried to...I wa...
Posted by Kung Fu Space Cowboy on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 01:18:00 PST

"Life is an incessant series of problems, each diffucult with a time limit..."

Ever get the feeling you're missing out on something? But you just don't know what it is? I get that feeling all the time. Like there's something out there to be done, Something big, But you don't kno...
Posted by Kung Fu Space Cowboy on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 01:42:00 PST

Same old clarity, just redefined.

As some of you may have noticed (or may not have, I don't have as many readers as I once did.), I took a few of my blogs down. The reason behind this is that they never sat well with me. I didn't...
Posted by Kung Fu Space Cowboy on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 12:34:00 PST

My Apology.

Over the past few weeks, I've been a pretty big jerk to some people. For this, I deeply apologize. Due to noone's fault but my own, I've become rather bitter toward everything. So much so, ...
Posted by Kung Fu Space Cowboy on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 12:08:00 PST

Life, the Universe, and Everything (cont.)

Hello, blog reader! It's time, I felt, for another thrilling installment of what I have come to know as fact in life. So, let's jump right in shall we? If you missed the preceding blog ...
Posted by Kung Fu Space Cowboy on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 11:43:00 PST

Life, The Universe, and Everything...

Now that graduation has come and gone, most graduates look to thier now-planned futures and are eager to take up the role they so adamantly dreamed for themselves. "So, now that you've graduated what ...
Posted by Kung Fu Space Cowboy on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 10:39:00 PST

I don't pretend to be Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Jack Sparrow pretends to be me...

Thats right folks, Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End comes out the 25th. In honor of the third and final installment of one of my favortie movie (soon to be) trilogies of all time, I felt it ne...
Posted by Kung Fu Space Cowboy on Wed, 16 May 2007 07:09:00 PST

When life gives you lemonade, punch it in the face till it gives you something with more kick..

Due to recent events in the lives of friends and family, I decided to write a blog (because i'm bored) about what to do when life sucks. Alot of people have come to me with problems regarding thier li...
Posted by Kung Fu Space Cowboy on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 06:51:00 PST