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Dan it all to hell

Cause I always say I love you, when I mean turn out the light. And I say let's run away, when I just

About Me

http://ukelelebattle.tumblr.com/
Tall and affable. Ready for an adventure, fighting stagnancy.

My Interests

Oceans lakes and rivers, electrical storms, mix tapes, ukulele, other places, karaoke, megafauna, errors in subtitles and closed captioning, 24 hour cafes, really dramatic statues of eagles, synesthesia, the origins of words, making things up, to/too/two, there/their/they're, fact checking, the search for the perfect pop song, not getting too comfortable, really bad metaphors, walking, starting things, envelope art, cabinets of wonder, buses and trains at night, people are pretty cool too.

I'd like to meet:

adventurers, scientists, artists, musicians, rock and rollers, house boat captains.

Music:

Maybe nothing but Steve Reich? Maybe all this:

Movies:

Almodovar, Paris, Texas, The Apartment, Troll 2, Great World of Sound, Stardust Memories, Rushmore, Annie Hall, Flash Gordon, Stranger Than Paradise, Cleo from 5 to 7, The Squid and the Whale, The Unbelievable Truth, Me and You and Everyone We Know, The Incredibles, Down By Law, Sunset Blvd, Wet Hot American Summer, the American Astronaut, All The Real Girls, Big Time, My Night At Maude's, Dr Strangelove, Band Of Outsiders, Blow up, Magnolia, Spirted Away, Brother From Another Planet, Manhattan, Stop Making Sense, The Muppet Movie. . .

Television:

On a road trip down to LA a friend of mine asked me "Dan, do you just think about Full House all the time?"

Books:

Joan Didion, Robert Creeley, Italo Calvino, Tobias Wolff, George Saunders, Frank O'Hara, Deborah Eisenberg, Donald Barthelme, Haruki Murakami, Steve Almond, Raymond Carver, Sarah Vowell, Dave Eggers, Stoner, Here They Come, The Tennants of Moonbloom, On The Yard, Rhinocerous, Working, The Seagull, Slaughter House Five, The Sun Also Rises, Lenny Bruce Is Dead, The Children's Hospital, "Faint Music" by Robert Hass, "To What Strangers, What Welcome" by JV Cunningham, Blankets, Epilectic, Black Hole, Optic Nerve. Poetry and short fiction.

Heroes:

My Grandfather, Vaclav Havel, Lenny Bruce, animatronic Lyndon Johnson, Robert Creeley

My Blog

unintentional isolation

My phone is dead. And my alarm clock is dead. And I am thoroughly broke. And I keep passing out at 10:30 or 11 without turning off my lights. And I think that maybe I am getting ready to hibernate th...
Posted by Dan it all to hell on Sat, 18 Oct 2008 09:26:00 PST

It is entirely possible

That I will never listen to anything but Music for 18 Musicians again for the rest of my life. It will be a good life, and one where very little else will be necessary.We will live on a plain under a...
Posted by Dan it all to hell on Thu, 15 May 2008 01:12:00 PST

Something I'm working on

His hand was gone. This was a fact, and there was nothing he could do about it now. He was buttering a piece of toast, about to sit down to a glass of orange juice, when he noticed the stump at the ...
Posted by Dan it all to hell on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 07:18:00 PST

Pardon, je parlez un petite peu francais

Montreal is cold in a way I don't think I ever could have imagined.  It is is also pretty much totally awesome.  Canada? fuck yeah.
Posted by Dan it all to hell on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 06:28:00 PST

Waking up in Canada

This morning I woke up and came downstairs in the hostel for my free breakfast of pastries and orange juice. Outside it was snowing, inside the french girl behind the counter was listening to Final F...
Posted by Dan it all to hell on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 09:01:00 PST

the Musk Ox

The Musk Ox lets me into his shack; hair, and puddles of melted snow on everything, pans and the ottoman, Russian dolls and literary volumes, and the sweet bitter musk that hangs. He lights a fire."Do...
Posted by Dan it all to hell on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 09:39:00 PST

1991, the Perfect Cube

Dan lay on his side, drawing geometric shapes onto the wall outside his parents' room with a blue crayon, his ear pressed against carpet. If he joined together the diamonds in the tiles, he thought, h...
Posted by Dan it all to hell on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 10:06:00 PST

La Mesa Dr.

Family RoomMom is Rock and Roll, and Rock and Roll is going through a rough characterless Corporate Rock phase at the moment. Her tattoos hidden by khaki and dresses and domesticity. Her mother compet...
Posted by Dan it all to hell on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 09:53:00 PST

some things I did this weekend

1) Carved a pumpkin for I think the second time in my life2) Walked around Ocean Beach for the first time since the end of the school year bonfire last may, and the first time sober in probably a year...
Posted by Dan it all to hell on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 12:31:00 PST

Buried

I thought that I might write you a poem about monsters. I thought that I might write you a poem about monsters, and about how few stars are left, and about the sound the ocean makes right before it cr...
Posted by Dan it all to hell on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 11:51:00 PST