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Chris It's Best if You've Earned It

Age:
29 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Chicago, ILLINOIS
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Body:
Slim / Slender
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Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

JoHN im hungry

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Covina, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends

Kate what i am, is what i am

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
SAINT LOUIS, Missouri
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
More to love!
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imthuperthanx4asking

~C☮ndice~ A wise girl kisses but doesn't love,listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left

Age:
16 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Indiana
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends

CantedAngle Self improvement is masterbation.

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Male
Country:
United Kingdom
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight

Brian

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
MENTOR, Ohio
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
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dansonthunderbolt

Danson Thunderbolt

Age:
98 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Ha-Ha-Harlow, Essex (anagram)
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
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Friends, Networking

sam My vision, my lungs, and reality blurred, no heaven or hell, no wrong or right

Age:
32 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
COLUMBUS, OHIO
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Some extra baggage
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Friends, Networking

Chris Life was meant to be Greyscale...

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
DOWNERS GROVE, ILLINOIS
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
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Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

W-A-R-M

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Los Altos, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends

Philly B So it's sunrise. Sober eyes. See my world spin around. Crowded bars and crumbling towns.

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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*cHRISTINe* Farmers feed cities

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Kleinburg/Lakeshore, Ontario
Country:
Canada
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
rachelann117

miss rachel [♥]

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
New Albany, Ohio
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
More to love!
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kelli67

Urban Cowgirl

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
New York, New York
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Dating, Friends, Networking
smezfeng

meredith

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
HOUSTON, Texas
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends

xena SHMILY!

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
NEW HYDE PARK, New York
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
wilyhem

wilyhem i LuV mYsELf LiKe I LoVe CaKe

Age:
101 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Brooklyn, NEW YORK
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Mrs. Jack Sparrow It's good to be the hunted

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
San Jose, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Dating, Friends

mo riah as far as i've known, i've NEVER had a subconscience!

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Bisexual
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends
melchinchilla

live, l♥ve, learn

Age:
19 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Berkeley, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
More to love!

Nic New beginnings come after endings. Or something like that.

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Atlanta, GEORGIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends

Stetson I hold her hand and I know we can change the world... Together.

Age:
19 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Yuma, Alabama
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Liah...Ratt N' Roll!! *x*X*x* RoCk N' RoLL QuEeN *x*X*x*

Age:
16 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Tamworth,
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
lisaharrishairandmakeup

Lisa H

Age:
32 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
London,
Country:
United Kingdom
Status:
In a Relationship
Here For:
Friends, Networking
isashisha

ISA SHISHA

Age:
99 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
PORT ST.LUCIE/FT.PIERCE, Florida
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends, Networking
azulesrosas

Illumine

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Glendale, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
More to love!
Here For:
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theobscenechronicles

The Obscene Chronicles Saint Louis's very own...The Obscene Chronicles

Age:
33 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
SAINT LOUIS, MISSOURI
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Swinger
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Lori Here's to friends we can trust when storms of adversity blaw; may they live in our songs and be near

Age:
38 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Florida
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
melriz73

Melissa "Mamaraderie (mom+camaraderie) Fundraiser COMING SOON to downtown SAC :)"

Age:
35 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Sacramento, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends

Sarah If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Cheney, Washington
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends

Mrs. Farr Living my Fairy Tale...

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
CHANDLER, ARIZONA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends
palunit

Graeme Take the pieces and build them skywards!

Age:
100 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Wishaw, Scotland
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average

Charlotte Did you know that half of all people are below average?

Age:
42 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Houston, Texas
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Divorced
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends, Networking
kristianj

Kristian

Age:
46 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Some extra baggage
Here For:
Friends
obscene_1

Adam Up for anything

Age:
33 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
SAINT LOUIS, MISSOURI
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Birty Headline.............what for?

Age:
29 years old
Gender:
Male
Country:
Canada
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight

MoViE fReAk

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
RANCHO CUCAMONGA, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Dating, Friends
budplantcomicart

Bud Plant The official myspace page for Bud Plant Comic Art

Age:
56 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
GRASS VALLEY, California
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Juan

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
NEW YORK, NEW YORK
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
littlelushie

Natalia ??? ?????? ??? ? ????

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Dubai,
Country:
United Arab Emirates
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight

Angie Hello and welcome to my bit

Age:
39 years old
Gender:
Female
Country:
United Kingdom
Status:
Married
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Babeth

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Lisieux, Basse-Normandie
Country:
France
Status:
Married
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Age:
38 years old
Status:
Single

Tiffany Ik denk, daarom ben ik...vegetariër.

Age:
34 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Texas
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends

bobby

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
burnaby/surrey/richmond, British Columbia
Country:
Canada
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking
briansoup

Brian Scolaro Knock Knock---who's there?----Fred---Fred who?---Fred Johnson----Oh Hey! Come on in! Glass of wa

Age:
34 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Los Angeles,
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends, Networking
dirtyprettything_83

chantelle

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Female
Country:
United Kingdom
Status:
Single

Xiao Mei I haven't entered a headline yet

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Singapore, Singapore
Country:
Singapore
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

CaRLo

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Country:
Philippines
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
Single
Body:
More to love!
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dodger30blue

Two-Tone Two-Tone! I looked down from her eyes and found her breasts

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Goleta, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends