Can you believe this? I mean, GOD DAMN IT!! I finally get with the program and get on myspace, and I'm too late. Almost every conceivable spelling of my name has been used by some sacrilegious faker! So now apparently I'm "Jeeezus." I'll get used to it, I guess. And I can't even enter my real birth year, I can only go back to 1906 or something... I'm considering contacting the ACLU on this one, because folks, I smell discrimination lurking about. Tom, help a savior out on this one before I have to get my thuggish ruggish attorneys on the phone? You know I got connections.
Well, I digress. I'm here to reconnect with the youthful population out there since you sorry slackers are always too hung over to come chill at my place on Sunday mornings when us good folks like to get together
