Merry Bear's Birthday! |
As some of you know, My Birthday is fast approaching! Yes, December 25, on your human calendars, is the day I was born many, many years ago. Most of you will be attending parties, and family get-toge...
Posted by Bear on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 02:53:00 PST |
A warning from Bears on this Halloween |
Attention humans:
If a Bear comes to your door, for trick or treat, please give it honey. This honey is requested to be placed into a separate container, please(preferably a jar). DO NOT j...
Posted by Bear on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 01:53:00 PST |
Rock the Vote! |
Here's a list of reasons, you should remember Bears this upcoming political season:
They favor tax cuts.
They worship Satan(someone has to, to appease him).
Picnic food, is very fattening.
Honey caus...
Posted by Bear on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 12:59:00 PST |
Bear Notice Announcement |
(Sept. 14_arthur has been erradicated from myspace. Thank you to anyone who saw this, and put the hammer down on that, immposter.)
There's a person, by the name of Arthur, that has stolen...
Posted by Bear on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 05:17:00 PST |
Bear Notice Board |
1. Stephen Colbert
2. Honey Bees
3. Eskimos
Posted by Bear on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 04:11:00 PST |
Bear Notice |
I guess we should start this list off, with the biggest, and most devestating enemy to Bears out there(outside of hunting season): Stephen Colbert.
Thats right, Colbert, you're on Bear Notice. No one ...
Posted by Bear on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 10:40:00 PST |
Slanderous, Bear propaganda |
This was found in the discussion section, at wikipedia, on bears:
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Threat to national security
especially grizzly bears...
The radical fundamentalis...
Posted by Bear on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 03:29:00 PST |
