"The Decider"

I make decisions, big and small, like right now, I have to decide what picture to use here and weather to delete Tom as a friend or not.
I like the idea of bein able to delete people. heh heh heh. Imagine , bein able to wipe out the evil doers with just a click of the mouse ( a mouse. thats funny, heh heh heh , cause it really does look like a mouse ). Click! see ya Micheal. heh heh heh
But don't you worry, I am working hard. It's tough. But I am the Decider, and I make the decisions. It's hard work. I had to decide weather to invade Iraq or Iran or North Korea, it was a tough decision ,but I decioned to go with Iraq. I decioned we could do that without the U.N. gettin involved. I was on a roll back then, heh heh heh.
Unfortunatly not all my decides workrd out so well. The worst decide I ever made was trading away a real good ball player once. It haunts me to this day.
I will be back later, I have to decide if I am giong to Crawford and cut some brush or over to Dick's office and cut some farts, heh heh heh.
"Daddy's real world gets fainter and fainter everyday" ~ Homer Simpson