Look, right off the bat I'm gonna whip out my papers. Yes, I've got a 'Poetic liscense"; See
I recieved the mario star for my birthday. Now I flash bright highly saturated colors rapidly, and when I come in contact with poisonus mushrooms, They make a strange 8-bit noise and promptly fall through the ground.
I'm white. Mostly German. Not that I'm from Germany. Most of my genes are German. Genetic Heritage is a cute novelty in the 21st century and yours doesn't matter to me if mine doesn't matter to you.
I'm honest to goodness eccentric.
Oh, and I'm totally straight, fuckers.
I shoot color out of my eyeballs. I'm hydroelectric. I like to think about far out stuff, and make creative stuff and bigger concepts from it.
I make music, music videos, videos, and other media. I'm a 'digital media kid'.
I'm pretty loose. In that I don't give much of a shit about anything that doesn't matter. If we don't get a long, it's probably you not tolerating how I am, being mad about my neglective, reclusive internet nature, lumping or categorizing me with other humans you've had bad expieriances with, or if you have a piss-poor disposition, or are generally a hateful person. When there's nothing, there's nothing to hate or pick at. I really like most humans.
I really can't stand people trying to enforce culture on me. Most people do it unconsciously. My universal culture is superior to any 1950's horseshit hallucinations that may be laying around in the most useless parts of your unconscious.
Objective Reality Rules!
You prove to me that culture 1. Exists 2. that it's limitatons are valid and then we'll 3. discuss what happened with pink and blue when a diaper company flipped a coin.
I can appreciate a lot of things that typical first worlders have a tendancy not to.
I'm an Existentialist. That is, Existance Exists, so figure out for favorite module of it, and EXIST!
When it comes to politics-
I'm a staunch liberitarian when it comes to individual freedoms. I also understand that it's important for us to take care of each other. There's an unbelievable amount of stuff I 100% dissaprove of that's going on in our country right now. Barack Obama is my favorite of the current running mfuckers. At first he really smeared by and I was totally done for. But I realize that there's tons of shit he won't talk about that he should that'd be easy points for him. #1. Lose the patriot act- #2. Restore habeus Corpus- #3. Lose the warentless wiretapping
After these things are done then we can actually have a conversation about the other things. But as it stands, when anyone can be arrested indefidently with no rights for any reason, there can be no discussion! Without those things being done, this Country effectivly doesn't exist.
Other things: close/investigate gitmo, get out of iraq and afganistan, get us out of debt, Lose that recently proposed homegrown †3®®0r15m act that basically destroys ability to protest and pretty much allows for just about anyone to be arrested for just about any reason- not that the lack of habeus corpus doesn't already cover that.- And there's so many things that have made my head spin so far... so many big things that I almost forget about the 'little' things which are actually super important. So many things are so fucked up that it leaves us spinning, dumbfounded, and unable to think clearly.
My life style is out of balance. My dwelling perpetually fights me for it's right to be trashed. I don't sleep with a pillow because I don't care. I eat spaghetti O's cold because they all go in the same place. I use dish soap to clean my hair and self. It has pretty colors. Sometimes I'll like a product or drink because of it's appealing color. Pay attention marketeers! I don't have diabetes, and I don't want them, so I really wish that people would stop putting so much sugar in otherwise decent food and drinks! Gas station culture is brilliant, but I've never seen so much food with nothing to eat. If you're gonna sell pizza, say, at a gas station, why the auto-default to only selling pepporoni and throwing extra dead stuff on it I don't want? Shouldn't it default to not be incidentally, through a sophisticated, expensive process, dumping meat on my pizza? That kind of attitude is inconsiderate and the last dipshit to respect what -=People who buy stuff=- want, is a rotten egg.
As a multi-cellular organism, I regularly shit out of my asshole. That's not to say there's anything else 'regular' about it.
I make badassed metaphysical martinis. I like cheese allot. I'm a vegetarian. That's just my thing. That's nothing to fight about. Something neither of us want.
Oh yeah, did I mention I write stuff and I'm abstract? But I swear I'm a dynamic person and my excellence doesn't stop there!
When I was a kid, my parents would say, "Pass the ketschup, please." To Which I would reply: "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!".
I search and strive for excellence. My point of view is that we're a bunch of cave men that started building apartments. The proof is in the pudding--- Go on video chat and you'll find a monkey yelling "Somebody show me your tits!", and "Hey you! I'll kick your ass!".
A couple of things are certain: I'm a multi-cellular organism that eats, dumps, and pees. Apparently, those multi-cellular organisms that look a lot like me, got together, one with a peg protruding, and the other with a place to put it. When the one stuck the peg in the other one, I flew out of the one without a peg. Apparently this happens all of the time! So where did those two organisms come from in the first place? Same thing! Other multicellular organisms with pegs and anti-pegs went together like puzzle pieces and they flew out of the one that didn't have the peg! Here's the kicker: It's organisms with pegs and anti-pegs all of the way up! Now get this: If I find a willing multi-cellular organism with an anti-peg, and digitize my peg into it's peg receptical, then if all goes well, a multi-cellular organism that looks like a mix between me and the anti-peg organism will comes flying out of the anti-peg of the other organism! All goes well, and it'll be multi-cellular organisms with pegs and anti-pegs all of the way down too! Isn't that just the biggest HOLY FUCK ever?
Here's an update- My soul mate and I are very much in deep and powerful love, After a brief time period of separation. Here's a pic of us hitchiking back in the day-
I'm trying to post a picture and that keeps failing, but I'll have one up soon.
No doubt we look a bit different now and I'll post a newer picture soon.
Basically, we're so madly in Love that I can't describe it. If You're looking for Love, Know that All of the great Lovers that are and have been are rooting for You.
Oh yeah. I think I'm a pretty good person. Except when I'm down on myself. Then I think I'm a turd. My biggest crime is neglecting people. I'm working on not being so neglective, but Myspace starts to get really noisy and I can be a busy person.
People oughta care about and take care of each other. Find people you can trust and be well to them and teach them to do the same. Love each other and keep each other safe and decent.
I am the same oneness that is everything. I am an expression of some sort of consciousness-- In the shape of an informative, entertaining, ridiculous human rockstar.
Latly I'm just trying to stay sane and do what I need to in order to be a successful human being. Once I take care of that, I'll be able to help other people more.
Some people should be helped and some should help them. I want to be able to help. You may be able to help me. Do you want to give me a record deal or a Job? I'm quite qualified; To someone that recognizes my unique talents, I could be a great bussiness partner.
Do you have a job for me? Do you want me to hire you? Is there a project we could both benefit from? Is there some way that you and me can make for a productive 2 + 2 = 5 kind of synthesis? Let me know if there is.
So anyway, my old website went down, I slowly building a new one, and You'll be the first to know when it and all of my other stuff is back up. I really appreciate all of You and wish You all the best!
~Phuckface
