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Stranger with benefits©

I don't want the girl next door, I want the bitch from down the street.

About Me

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming... "WOW!! What a Ride!"

The half that makes me whole!


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S/W/M seeks double-jointed supermodel who owns a brewery & grows her own pot. Access to free concert tix a plus, as is having open-minded twin sister.
Jason --
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Insatiable to the point of crazy
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J Joyful
A Accurate
S Square
O Orderly
N Nutty
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Your name is...
Your kiss is... breath taking
Your hugs are... warm
Your eyes... burn into my heart
Your touch is... irresistable
Your smell is... refreshing
Your smile is... hypnotising
Your love is... eternal
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Birfday
Fav Color
How many sex partners u gon have 1
u say Nigga r Son more?
How u gon hurt dat mufucka damn u jus beat da shit outta of em...
yO gANGSTA NAME IS FatCups
yo bread $53,929,442,322
who u live wit ? yo mama and da goldfish
yo favorite word?
yo favorite Thanksgivin food is?
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Congratualtions! You are 50% ghetto You definatley have ghetto tendancies, but you're probably refined enough to cover it up when needed.
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Name: Jason Bennett
Birthdate: June of 1979
Birthplace: Memphis, TN
Current Location: Memphis, TN
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Bald
Height: 5'6"
Weight: 175
Piercings: yes
Tatoos: yes
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: no
Overused Phraze: Hell yea!
FAVORITES
Food: BBQ
Candy: not sure... not a big candyer
Number: 69
Color: Clear
Animal: big cats
Drink: Mt. Dew Livewire
Alcohol Drink: whiskey
Bagel: no
Letter: ??
Body Part on Opposite sex: depends
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Diet coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: BK
Strawberry or Watermelon: watermelon
Hot tea or Ice tea: Ice tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Coffee w/ hot chocolate in it
Kiss or Hug: both are real nice
Dog or Cat: Cat
Rap or Punk: all & in-between
Summer or Winter: both
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: both
Love or Money: both
YOUR...
Bedtime: depends
Most Missed Memory: my mom
Best phyiscal feature: my bald head... LOL
First Thought Waking Up: whoa.... too deep to go there
Goal for this year: a bit nosey ain't we??
Best Friends: Adam, Jacob & Will
Weakness: I gotta few
Fears: loosing more loved ones
Heritage: Southern
Longest relationship: almost 3 yrs.
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: yes
Ever Smoked: yes
Pot: yes
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been beaten up: yes
Ever beaten someone up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: yes
Ever Skinny Dipped: yes
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: yes
Been Dumped Lately: no... been single for almost 3 yrs. now
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: dont have one
Favorite Hair Color: always said red but not too picky
Short or Long: I like either
Height: about my height... but will go either way
Style: my style
Looks or Personality: personality definately!!
Hot or Cute cute
Drugs and Alcohol: depends
Muscular or Really Skinny: not too muscular but one that can hold one's own
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: quite a few
What country do you want to Visit: Europe
How do you want to Die: happy
Been to the Mall Lately: nope
Do you like Thunderstorms: yea
Get along with your Parents: usually
Health Freak: no
Do you think your Attractive: yes
Believe in Yourself: yes
Want to go to College: yes
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Drink: yes
Shower Daily: yes
Been in Love: yes
Do you Sing: when I can get away with it
Want to get Married: someday
Do you want Children: I have 1. Im interested in having more someday
Have your future kids names planned out: not really
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: too late for that one...
Hate anyone: no
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My Interests


You live you learn
You love you learn
You cry you learn
You lose you learn
You bleed you learn
You scream you learn

You grieve you learn
You choke you learn
You laugh you learn
You choose you learn
You pray you learn
You ask you learn
You live you learn

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I Love a rainy night!!

... & a rainy day

You Are Homer Simpson
You're just an ordinary, all-American working Joe...

With a special fondness for pork rinds and donuts.

You will be remembered for: your little "isms" and philosophies on life

Your life philosophy: "Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel."
You Are 88% Evil

You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?

Slacker Kid
High school was a place you showed up occasionally, but you didn't really leave a mark.

You hated rules, authority, and structure. In fact, you still do. Who Were You In High School?

You Are Somewhat Mature
You definitely act like an adult sometimes, but a big part of you is still a kid at heart.
While your immature side is definitely fun, you're going to have to grow up sooner or later. Are You Immature?
Your 1996 Theme Song Is: California Love by Tupac and Dre
Let me serenade the streets of L.A.
From Oakland to Sacktown
The Bay Area and back down
Cali is where they put they mack down
Give me love! What's Your 1996 Theme Song?
You Should Drive a Ford Shelby Mustang Cobra
You have an extreme need for speed, even when you're not in a hurry.
And while your flying by, you don't want to look like every other car on the road! What 2007 Car Should You Drive?
Your Emoticon is Cool
You're not feeling particularly up or down, just relaxed and calm. You're ready for whatever is going to happen next! What Emoticon Best Represents You Right Now?
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"I dunno, press the button and find out." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?

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Posted by Straight but far from narrow! © on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 06:55:00 PST

Dear Alcohol:

Dear Alcohol, First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're ...
Posted by Straight but far from narrow! © on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 11:06:00 PST

Candy

Jabenn79Says: Candy is dandy, but sex won't rot your teeth.Just make sure to have safe sex!!! ...
Posted by Straight but far from narrow! © on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 06:28:00 PST

The way I am...

This is probably my favorite songs by Eminem so I thought I'd share the lyrics w/ anyone willing to read them!! [eminem]Whatever..Dre, just let it runAiyyo turn the beat up a little bitAiyyo.. th...
Posted by Straight but far from narrow! © on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 11:55:00 PST

NEW LIQUOR WARNING LABELS!

Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol co...
Posted by Straight but far from narrow! © on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 12:59:00 PST

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1. I do physical labor. 2. I work at great depths. 3. I plunge head first into everything I do. 4. I do not get weekends or pu...
Posted by Straight but far from narrow! © on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 10:42:00 PST

Here's something to drink to...

Well you see, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. Th...
Posted by Straight but far from narrow! © on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 02:10:00 PST

Mr. Common Sense

Mr. Sense had been with us for many years.No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.He will be remembered as having cultivated such value...
Posted by Straight but far from narrow! © on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 11:28:00 PST