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DIE ACTOR DIE

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About Me

DIE ACTOR DIE is a monthly experimental comedy show at the Khyber in Old City Philadelphia featuring Philly actors, writers, dancers, performers and comedians doing stand up, sketches, songs or whatever.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jesus and Axl Rose

My Blog

Tuberator 2000 = Cool New Video

The video from our April show was chosen as a Cool New Video on MySpace. Pretty cool! We're at 34,884 views and counting. So far the consensus is split between "LMAO" (Laughing my ass off) and "GAY" (...
Posted by DIE ACTOR DIE on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 11:46:00 PST

30 Rock Rocks Like Rock and Roll. Rock!

30 Rock is easily one of the best comedies on TV right now. Like all smart and funny shows, it was in danger of being canceled due to low ratings (see Arrested Development - or rather I wish we COULD ...
Posted by DIE ACTOR DIE on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 08:26:00 PST

Human Giant = Human-Sized Laughs

Last night was the premiere of Human Giant - the sketch show starring Aziz Ansari, Rob Huebel, Paul Scheer and Jason Woliner. It's a great show, the best sketch I've seen on TV in a while. The first e...
Posted by DIE ACTOR DIE on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 04:18:00 PST

Artie Lange makes me laugh

There I said it. If you think I'm wrong check out his appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Friday night. The guy knows how to tell a story.
Posted by DIE ACTOR DIE on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 05:36:00 PST

Things you'll never hear Jack Bauer say:

"Slow down.""Guns make my ears all hurty.""Don't bother sending the image to my phone. Just shoot me an email to my Gmail account, [email protected].""Did you guys hear that new Justin Timberl...
Posted by DIE ACTOR DIE on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 07:35:00 PST

The beginning of a joke

A rabbi, a priest and a hooker walk into a mosque...
Posted by DIE ACTOR DIE on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 12:29:00 PST

Lame jokey observation of the day

Who does God curse when he stubs his toe? He's getting a drink of holy water in teh middel of the night and BANG!"Awww...medammit!"Which brings up another lame jokey observation, can God create a bein...
Posted by DIE ACTOR DIE on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 07:13:00 PST

Rowan and Hastings

If I could date a music act, have some kinky fun, then break up and still be friends with the knowledge I had sex with them...it'd be Rowan and Hastings.Can't hype these guys more! Check out their MyS...
Posted by DIE ACTOR DIE on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 07:00:00 PST

If God Hates Fags...

Then why did he make them all priests? Hiyooooooo!Thank you! That was the first of the DIE ACTOR DIE Blog entries! Next entry in 5 months...
Posted by DIE ACTOR DIE on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 01:23:00 PST