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Secret Pants

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About Me

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My Interests

Secret Pants is a collective, and the essence of Secret Pants is a larger concept (also designated as Secret Pants) that can not and will not quantify its interests in any way, shape or form. Larger concepts do not listen to bands, or watch movies, or read books. Larger concepts do not understand the idea of heroism. They are beyond your realm of understanding, like the movie Tron. The members of the collective Secret Pants do, however, have interests that extend to all of the aforementioned categories. Allow me to summarize those interests here.

I'd like to meet:

Other open-minded, forward thinking individuals who think that misogyny and suicide are hilarious.
And possibly some bukkake girls.

Music:

We like cool music. Sometimes, it is music that you also like, and sometimes it is music that you have never heard of, and that makes us cooler than you are. Sometimes, we throw in one for camp value, just to show that we’re down with camp.

Movies:

We enjoy movies. We agree that Hellboy was made for mentally deficient people, but beyond that, movies are great. Brooke enjoys porn a great deal. The Brians like movies that feature beards.

Books:

Books are great... for kids! We're fucking adults! We don't read! This ain't no middle school, motha' fucka'! We ain't in no English class! Keep your Boxcar Children and your Island of The Blue Dolphins where I can see em'. Reck-a-nize.

Heroes:

I think we can all agree, generally, on David Sedaris and Bill Murray.

My Blog

Secret Pants Wins Dirtiest Sketch In Philadelphia! Film at 11... or at the very least this blog

Thanks to Don for hosting such a fun event and to everyone in all the groups last night with some really amazingly disgusting and hilarious sketches! Also thanks to Dave from www.comicvsaudience.com ...
Posted by Secret Pants on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 10:58:00 PST

Check out this event: The Dirtiest Sketch in Philadelphia

Defending our title the only way we know how... incidentally, if anyone knows how we can do that, please let us know...?Hosted By: Don MontreyWhen: Monday Jun 16, 2008 at 8:00 PMWhere: The Khyber56 S....
Posted by Secret Pants on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 09:17:00 PST

SECRET PANTS to be a part 1st Annual Philadelphia Sketchfest!

Presenting the First Annual Philly Sketchfest!!!!!!Whether you know it or not, you've been waiting for this event to come along for years.The best of Philadelphia's emerging sketch comedy scene wil...
Posted by Secret Pants on Tue, 20 May 2008 09:42:00 PST

Comic vs. Audience Interview up now!

Go check it out and stuff! www.comicvsaudience.com Very neat!
Posted by Secret Pants on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 01:01:00 PST

Welcome to the Terrordome, bitches.

Ahoy hoy, dudes and dudettes... Red alert!  Five of Philadelphia’s premiere sketch comedy groups are forming a voltron of haha and unleashing it on the public Friday night, April 18!  ...
Posted by Secret Pants on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:48:00 PST

SECRET PANTS "Manifest Destiny 2008" this New Year’s Eve!

Hey you.  Yeah, you.  Okay, you can listen too.We're not dead yet.  Just taking a breather and gearing up for some exciting stuff, first and foremost a little shindig we call "MANIFEST ...
Posted by Secret Pants on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 02:21:00 PST

Plasma Blaster 3000 (A NEW SECRET PANTS VIDEO)

Hey everyone,For the past few months you may have said to yourself, "Why hasn't Secret Pants released a new video?" Or maybe you said, "I'm thirsty. Can I have a glass of water?". Either way, Secre...
Posted by Secret Pants on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 01:16:00 PST

LIVE! and all up in your shit...

SECRET PANTS' is stepping up their live game a notch and hitting the road with 3 (three) muy importante shows in the next 2 weeks!  Catch them live in your area!This Saturday Night, July 28-8PMMi...
Posted by Secret Pants on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 02:29:00 PST

Help us STOP THE INSANITY!!! LIVE!

SECRET PANTS' "Susan Powter's Stop The Insanity!" Tour '07 Kicks Off Next Week!!Join Philadelphia's Lords of Comedy **self imposed nickname** as they assist Susan Powter in stopping the collective ins...
Posted by Secret Pants on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 03:46:00 PST

Philadelphia Weekly "The Humor Issue"

This week in PW : THE HUMOR ISSUE! And it features Secret Pants in a beautiful full page spread with a brand new color photo.  It's a Q&A style interview with four of our members; Samantha, B...
Posted by Secret Pants on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 08:55:00 PST