I like simplicity, cleanliness, and phone calls under 30 seconds. I dislike stickiness, greasiness and eating inside of cars. Please don’t freak out about shit until it’s absolutely necessary.
♣ People who won’t discuss their various, torrid sexual experiences.
♣ A harem of web-cam girls.
♣ Someone that will pay me for just being me.
♣ Other people who like things that I like, and enjoy drinking.
♣ Ferdinand I, Emperor of Austria, King of Hungary and Bohemia.
♣ Werewolves.
Who I would not like to meet:
♣ People who really like Sigur Rós.
♣ Thieves and murderers.
♣ Subway franchise owners.
♣ Kublai Khan.
My music of the moment is: Zolof the Rock and Roll Destroyer, Gert Wilden and his Orchestra, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, The Guess Who, Cock Sparrer, Space, Lawrence Welk, The Magnetic Fields, Hefner, Klaus Nomi, Jonathan Richman, Perrey and Kingsley, Sparks, Squeeze, Billy Joel, Devo, Cat Stevens, The Talking Heads, Oingo Boingo, They Might Be Giants, Peter Thomas, Plastic Bertrand, Ozma, Lesley Gore, Actionslacks, The Minus 5, Aqua, Fountains of Wayne, Neil Diamond, bis and The Shout Out Louds.
Eternally: Wayne's World, Wag The Dog, Total Recall, Fargo, Ghostbusters, The Nightmare Before Christmas, One Crazy Summer, The Big Lebowski, The Birdcage, Pretty Woman, Back To The Future, The Lion King and The Wizard of Oz. Other than that, my tastes vary from day to day.
I am currently watching: N/A
Past programs that everyone should watch: The Adventures of Pete & Pete, Sports Night, Taxi, The X-Files, Alfred Hitchcock Presents, Star Trek: The Next Generation, The Kids in The Hall and Small Wonder.
Currently reading: Culture Jam by Kalle Lasn and various Wikipedia articles.
Everyone should read:
Amusing Ourselves To Death by Neil Postman
The Stranger by Albert Camus
Why Not Me? By Al Franken
Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs by Chuck Klosterman
Mark Twain, Shazam! (Captain Marvel), Al Franken, Mike Myers and Snake Plissken.