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Jay Stein: Lego Maniac

Camping has been done. Critters have been wrestled. Unfathomable rugged manliness obtained.

About Me

Ich Lebe Fur Hip Hop.

My dreams at night are probably a lot weirder than yours. I have tons of irrational fears (zombies, ninjas, rogue robots, zombie ninjas, horses eating Cheerios loudly next to my bed late at night, things on the left of me). I like to sketch but usually can only do so whilst at work or on a train. I am probably happier and more disgruntled than you at the same time. I enjoy reading, but can often only commit to reading a graphic novel due to an inability to be inside of any dwelling space for an extended period of time. I like being outside. I love living in a city, but also like a few days here and there in quieter places. Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer. If I am ever shot, I wish that the same process used to create Robocop be used on me. Pacman is the simplest yet greatest videogame EVER(the first persona in videogames! Take that Mario!). The Twilight Zone is one of the few things that can make me overcome my 'not liking to be inside' thing for extended periods of time. Hugging up on girls is another. Sometimes I ask attractive girls to just play 'Battleship' with me when I'm drunk. This makes no sense because everybody knows 'Guess Who?' is a far superior game which also serves to display my cunning and uncanny skills as a detective (I have a Mr. Wayne to thank for those). I 'play' the bass, keyboard, and guitar but that does not mean that I "know how" to play any of them. Batman could beat up Superman in a fight. I refuse to pick between Marvel and DC. One is like a mother to me, the other like a father. Biking is an activity that brings me great joy. I ride Raleighs because I ride with the winner. Author Events at the library, Secret Cinemas, Soft Pretzels at midnight, going to the movies late at night and alone, Bowling at Westbrook Lanes on Monday nights, Ortlieb's,ice cream and soda at the Franklin Fountain, drinking too much coffee, talking to strangers, unplanned trips to NY to see family and friends, and going to shows are just a few other activities that I fancy. A few people have told me that I should pursue a career in writing (not based on this profile of course). Maybe I'll work on that. When I sweat it smells like sex candy. If you were my girl, I would wrestle deer for you. That is all you need to know about me for now. Myspace still scares me. Further information can be acquired simply via asking.

My Interests

Toaster Ovens, Retinal Sunburn, Paper Cuts Inbeteen the Toes, Spontanious Human Combustion, Soda Pop, Ice Cream, Pizza, The Good Old Days, The Happy Days, Tony Danza, Sean Connery, Alex Trebek, Tom Selleck (mustachioed only), Chuck Norris, Robot Love, McCarren Park Pool, Public Radio, Mind Control, Listmaking, Coffee, Tea, Old Movies (BW & Technicolor), Cartoons, Illustrations, Libraries (even if I owe them lots of money), Hugs

I'd like to meet:


Maura from 'Diesel Sweeties'

Music:

Yes, please.

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Movies:

I only watch movies starring Arch Hall, Jr. (and only the ones he sings in).

Television:

Mine's spectacular for putting action figures on top of.

Books:

"How to Identify Dead Weight: Evaluating and Euthanizing Society's Useless to Preserve Clean Air," or as titled in the European eddition, "How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Start Shaking (Those Around Me)," by Bartleby T. Theloneous

Heroes:


Dr. Zaius, Dr. Strangelove, Dr. Giggles, Dr. Demento, Dr. Feelgood, Dr. Evil, Dr. No, Dr. Dolittle, Dr. Frankenstein, Dr. Seuss, Dr. Jekyll, Dr. T (and the Women), Dr. Quinn, Dr. Acula, Dr. Martin Luthor King, Jr., Dr. Fu Manchu, Dr. Teeth (and the Electric Mayhem), Dr. Robotnik, Dr. Otto Octavius, Dr. Victor von Doom, Dr. Who, Dr. Moreau, Dr. Spengler, Dr. Stantz, Dr. Venkman, Dr. Mindbender, Dr. Archeville, Dr. Victor Fries, Dr. Jonathan Crane, Dr. Pepper, Dr. Thomas Wayne, Dr. Light, Dr. Mid-Night, Dr. Stephen Strange, Dr. Blight, Dr. Worm, Dr. David Jacobs, Dr. Mario, Dr. Wily, Dr. Chaos, Dr. J, Dr. Frasier, Dr. Crane, Dr. Huxtable, Dr. Sivana, Dr. Magnus, Dr. Death, Dr. Fate, Dr. Tyme, Dr. Hannibal Martin, Dr. Cyclops, Dr Moira Kinross MacTaggert, Dr. Curt Connors, Dr. Leonard Samson, Dr. Druid, Dr. Decible, Dr. Sun, Dr. Henry “hank” P. Mccoy, Dr. Scary, Dr. Alchemy, Dr. Bedlam, Dr. Cyber, Dr. Daark, Dr. Zodiac, Dr. Vortex, Dr. Ub’x, Dr. Tzin-Tzin, Dr. Tyme, Doctor Trapps, Dr. Thirteen, Dr. Stratos, Dr. Seven, Dr. Spectro, Dr. Regulus, Dr. Psycho, Dr. Polaris, Dr. Phosphorus, Dr. Poison, Dr. Occult, Dr. Morlo, Dr. Moon, Dr. Mist, Dr. Mid-Nite, Dr. Midnight, Dr. Love, Dr. Iker, Dr. Gym’ll, Dr. Destiny, Dr. Double X, Dr. Excess, Dr. Fang, Dr. Bartholomew, Dr. Amadeus Arkham, and my girlfriend Dr. Harleen Quinzel.