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WANG NEWTON

Once you go yellow, you'll be shakin' like Jell-O!

About Me

EVERY Wednesday "Number 1 Karaoke Night!" at Bump Restaurant Lounge in Philadelphia!! 13th & Locust (1234 Locust), no cover. Drink specials 9pm til 11pm.
Wang @ Vlada Lounge, upstairs 331 W.51st St. (btw 8th & 9th) TUESDAY May 13th Show starts at 10:30 (will be there approx. 10-midnight) Featuring Ben Lerman, stand-up comedian and ukelele specialist No cover DJ Steven www.vladabar.com
INNER WANG SHORT FILM!! www.innerwang.com
Paper Doll's The Hot List (Who are the hottest mother 'effers in all of Philadelphia?) by Ashlea Halpern for Philadelphia CityPaper
"Gender benders are indubitably sexy, too; one of my personal faves is martini-swilling lounge lizard Wang Newton, a darling little bonbon wrapped in cheap polyester and capped with a shellacked wiglet."
Well, I telling you a bit about myself... I came to America years ago from Taiwan, the R.O.C. (Republic of China) and I ruv this country!!!! I am a super kind of star -- I like to karaoke and sing with my back-up bitches -- the Rice Grrrls! Is crazy, many people haters of my big wang! I just don't get it....I thought here in America, the bigger the better! I don't think my mama approved, if she even is my real mama...they say I'm the bastard child of Connie Chung. I know, it fool you eh? "Why he not Wang Chung then?" you say. It because I was adopted by the Newton family when I came to America so I honor the Newton family name.
I hosting parties, perform, and dance my yellowtail off. DANKE SCHOEN BABY!!**Live at Penn's Landing, Philadelphia Gay & Lesbian Film Fest's screening of "Cry-baby" featuring judge Jenny Shimizu!! Danke schoen UArts: http://cmacradio.org/archive.cfm?archive=58&clip=306& ;media=4
**HOT new photos by official Wang Newton photographer, Amit Gabai. www.kliksnap.com ("parties" section) ** too sexy for myspace...you must be 18 and older to enter!Free MySpace Layouts by Iron Spider

My Interests

karaoke croonin'... doin' da "Wang Thang" (ruvving the radies)... combing my coif... shakin' my yellowtail!! and watching my Rice Grrrls shake their thang too

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet YOU! Somewhere on this Earth:
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Music:

MINE! duh. wah -- that silly question. trick preez

Movies:

Victor/Victoria, Hedwig and the Angry Inch (i feel bad for tha little fella...since i have 9 more inches on him, baby!), Liquid Sky

Television:

Ab Fab, "It's Pat!" skit of Saturday Night Live

Heroes:

UNCLE WAYNE and MAMA CHUNG!

My Blog

Passional Magazine ruvs Wang!

Number 1 sexy proprietrixx of Passional, Miss Kali Morgan writes: "Philadelphia comedienne Wang Newton is rumored to be the Chinese-born barstard child of Connie Chung, at least according to www.wa...
Posted by WANG NEWTON on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 11:18:00 PST

WANG in today's PHILLY DAILY NEWS!! Jan. 13th

WANG in today's PHILLY DAILY NEWS!! For anyone in Philly riding SEPTA today or walking our mean streets, grab a Daily News for the sexy photos! Page 51, Jan. 13th edition. If not, read on:Meet Wa...
Posted by WANG NEWTON on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 09:50:00 PST

my Tasty Place down below

*YUMMY!* i have the best undaground joint for you my friend. it's a sassy spot called "Tasty Place" -- oh yeah! "TP" is located in philadelphia chinatown, in the basement of a parking garage and nex...
Posted by WANG NEWTON on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST