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PORKTAMER

contact us at LALILULELO or Feculent Rainbow

About Me

If you want to be our "friend"...

then please send us a personal message. If you're pushing your band/business/website and won't take the time to learn anything about us and say "hi," then fuck off - it's that simple. We will be more lax with personal pages - though sending us a personal message is a sure-fire in.
At one point, LaLiLuLeLo and Ecksicon were the democratically elected leaders of Porkistan. However, US interference lead to their ouster. Ironically, these two formers leaders sought asylum in the country responsible for funding the coup that displaced them. They promised to wage a war of subtle subversion through the crafting of fast-food music.
Musically speaking, 'experimental' suffices as the strictest definition of their sound. Due to a chronic case of Musical Attention Deficit Disorder, Porktamer has taken on IDM, Breakcore, Noise, Doom, Sludge, Punk, Crunk, Ambiance, Grindcore Prog, Hip Hop, Synth pop, Avant tard, Neu Jazz, and Film Scores, as well as many other genres. Porktamer makes sure to translate their 'jack-of-all-trades' nature into their live performances which often include projected visuals, naked bodies, and bleeding ears.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 9/28/2003
Band Website: porktamer.com
Band Members: ECKSICON : Protagonist, LALILULELO :Antagonist, : Cliché plot device, (when we perform live we have guest appearances),"In the electronic amusement ogre domesticated fowl and animals road person you cannot speak method"
Influences: Music:Nitzer Ebb, Six Finger Satellite, Pimentola, Black Lung, Kites, Captain Beefheart, This Heat, Shizuo, Tangerine Dream, Can, µziq, Massona, Pffr, Nurse With Wound, Henry Mancini, Smell and Quim, Henry Cow, Coil, MFDoom, Georgio Moroder, Foetus, Chris Watson, King Diamond, Dat Politics, Original Hamster, Serge Gainsbourg, Food for Animals, Bastard Noise, Front Line Assembly, My Bloody Valentine, Amon Tobin, Riz Ortolani, Flux, Animal Collective, Japanese Tourture Comedy Hour, Death in June, Stevie Wonder, Goblin, Fabio Frizzi, Infesticons, Raymond Scott, Autechre, Dave Brockie, Ennio Morracone, Puta, Disharmonic Orchestra, M83, Candiru, Squarepusher, Sleep, Dose One, Buzzov.en, KMFDM, Mandible Chatter, Merzbow, John Zorn, Univers Zero, Ultra Bide, Mike Patton, Eyehategod, Xploding PlastiX, The Boredoms, Cryptopsy, James Plotkin, Pungent Stench, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, The Bran Flakes, Media 101, Eyvind Kang, Negativland, Human Remains, Cynic, Rizzo Machine, Bernard Herrman, Angina, Crash Worship, Dark Noerd, The Residents, Front 242, Sisters of Mercy, Christine Hamilton, Hrvatski, Jazzkamer, Old Dirty Bastard, The Great Kat, Lustmord, Carl Crack, Mortiis, pan sonic, Venetian Snares, Wolf Eyes, Absu, Black Dice, Godflesh, Neurosis, Dead Can Dance, Dissucks, Cephalic Carnage, Diamanda Galas, Kate Bush, Massona, Noisex, Disecting Table, Yes, Scorn, King Crimson, Thinking Plague, Phillip Glass, My Dying Bride, AndOne, Pata Negra, Ink & Dagger, Soul Junk, Xenis Xenikakis, Today is the Day, Spazz, Paco de Lucia, Melt Banana, Terminal 11, Romantic Gorilla, Man is the Bastard, Jaga Jazzist, Duran Duran Duran, Aphex Twin, Shiina Ringo, the books, Secret Chiefs 3, Bong-Ra, Prince, Ultra Red, Autechre, Diesembowlment, Flying Luttenbachers, Esquivel, Depache Mode, Crotchduster, The Bad Plus, Tom Jones, the band from the competition in Revenge of the Nerds.Other: Alexandro Jodorowsky, Milo Manara, Guido Crepax, Franz Von Bayros, Harmony Korine, Richard Kern, Hp Lovecraft, Lucio Fulci, Mario Bava, Dario Argento, Sifl & Oly,Takashi Miike, Stephen Chow, Christopher Walken, Steve Martin, HR Geiger, Kitamura, Upright Citizens Bigade, Kurasowa, The Church of the Subgenius, Tsui Hark, Weird Al Yankovic, Sabu, Hunter S. Thomson, Tony Danza, Alan Thicke, Family Guy, Shinto rituals, parapsycology, bloodletting, scavenger hunts, sex, drinking, HOLY MOUNTAIN, Azumi, Haute Tension, Dawn of the Dead (original and remake), Gummo, The Untold Story, Tetsuo the Iron Man, Cannibal Holocaust, Onmyoji, Ju Oh, Ichi the Killer, old godzilla films, Happiness, Begotten, Chinese Ghost Story, Pistol Opera, Cremaster Cycle, Hiroku the Goblin, Man Bites Dog, Amacord, Return of the Living Dead, The Beyond, Cemetary Man, Salo: 120 days in sodom, Emmanuelle, Battle Royale, Versus, Aragami, Brother, Kwaidan, Guniea Pig series, Sharkskin Man and Peach Hip Girl, Cinema Paradiso, Snatch, Audition, Tokyo Fist, Necromatik, Violent Shit, Shawn of the Dead, Makoto Aida psilocibin, The State, pornography, The Vagina Monolouges, Junji Ito, The Brothers Grimm, Savage Steve Holland, George Romero, Tom Savini, Gustav Klimpt, Hans Bellmer, Egon Scheile, Peir Palo Passolini, Eurnamous Boch, Alex Winter, Tom Robbins, Chuck Palahniuk, Mel Brooks, Gene Wilder
Sounds Like: "Totally ridiculous hardcore shit-noise funk that sounds spun for the day rooms of intergalactic psych-wards. You can almost visualize the drugged, overweight dancers sticking their fingers up their asses and flinging shit at each other as they writhe spastically to time-stretched broken beats. Sound is shattered like glass. This is the soundtrack to the amateur pornography of cartoon amputees ripped to the tits on embalming fluid. Not so much music as a sickness." - review from pswehateyou.com
Record Label: anyone interested in putting us out?
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Porktamer live footage!

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Posted by PORKTAMER on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 08:18:00 PST

PORKTAMER SHOW FLYERS of YORE!

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Posted by PORKTAMER on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 11:22:00 PST

DANGER DANGER SHOW REVIEW (6/20/06)

The show was soooo awesome.  100 midgets showed up and streaked through the house.  One midget was so well endowed that 5 people fainted.  They all fainted away from each other causing ...
Posted by PORKTAMER on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 11:01:00 PST

WHY DO SUCH HORRIBLE BANDS TRY TO ADD US?!?

OK, let me start this by saying, no, Porktamer isn't the best band ever (though, that is certainly up for debate if you would like to claim otherwise).   We hardly put any effort into our so...
Posted by PORKTAMER on Thu, 18 May 2006 02:47:00 PST

There's a new sheriff in town...

Things have changed; and you are frightened.  I understand, my child.  There's a new sheriff in town, and he'll take care of you.  Porktamer lactates daily to meet your needs.  You...
Posted by PORKTAMER on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 10:53:00 PST

EROTIC EXPERIMENTAL ART

great site, i highly reccomend checking everything out on this page.   ...
Posted by PORKTAMER on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 09:51:00 PST

Brigitte Niedermair

   
Posted by PORKTAMER on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 09:44:00 PST

RAULO ARTWORK (ELIZABETH BATHORY ARTIST)

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Posted by PORKTAMER on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 09:40:00 PST

Nivbed

Collected tears of a Weeping Nivbed....
Posted by PORKTAMER on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

PATRICK ROCHA ARTWORK

this guys illustration is sick!
Posted by PORKTAMER on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST