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Damaged Goods Boutique

*slut*kiss*girl*

About Me

We are not your mum's underwear but, quite possibly your grandmums. We believe in the so often forgotten slogan, "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?" We throw fashion shows, burlesque revues; and, umm, "demonstrations." Buy a gift certificate for your peep show girl, now!!!WE'VE MOVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMAGED GOODS PIN-UP EMPORIUM (inside the Funhouse Antiques & Collectible shop) 720 s. 5th St. (btw. Banbridge & Fitzwater off South St.) Philadelaphia, PA 19147

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My Interests

[Clepto-mainia] PHILLY WRECK!!!!

I'd like to meet:

People who aren't afraid of a little tightness... & those who have the urge to take their clothes off but leave their undergarments on while engaging in public displays of humiliation. We are Damaged Goods.***...Oh, and on a personal note, more straight men who are not more f*cked up than ME! (that should be easy enough..) xoWE'VE MOVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THE FUNHOUSE 720 s. 5th St. (btw. Sweat Gym & Passional/btw.Banbridge & Fitzwater) Philly, PA 19147Tues.-Sat.12-7 Sunday 12-5

Music:

Stuff dreams are made of: riots; depression; LSD flashbacks; high flying sex machines; delinquency... you get the picture..

Movies:

"What To Do In Case Of A Fire"; any & all Russ Meyer's flicks....

Television:

Only really necessary for watching endless rounds of Titty Slap on DVD.

Books:

A Golden Dawn Journal- "The Magical Pantheons"

Heroes:

Anton LeVey; Mrs. Robinson

My Blog

Rant N' Rave

Jeeezzzsus Christ!!! I just ran across these "poems/ephineys" some of my old raver friends wrote. It doesn't get any better than this... "Fried kids scoop up bacon bits & sprinkle them on food.."~...
Posted by Damaged Goods Boutique on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 06:02:00 PST

polarization

people are straight the fuck up delusional, shallow or pointless. Fuck it. ok. i give up. where are the cameras??? I want the days back when people were just crazy......
Posted by Damaged Goods Boutique on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 01:51:00 PST

unconditional LOVE

Over the weekend, my cat, Cleo, passed away in her sleep. Seems as though she had a little kitty heartattack. I'm filled w/sooooooo much sorrow and guilt right now.... for those of you who had the ple...
Posted by Damaged Goods Boutique on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 03:26:00 PST

Let The Hellcat Girls LOVE YOU through the nite!

Party your ass off this Feb.14th w/The Hellcat Girls annual Valentine's Day Burlesk Show! Silk City Lounge 5th & Spring Garden 9-2 $7 Hellcat Girls Burlesque The Blessed Muthas (rocknfuckinroll) ...
Posted by Damaged Goods Boutique on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 10:20:00 PST

Thanks, Athena, for the promting...

As my brother & his girlfriend of 4yrs trist down to Florida to visit her cool ass, pot smoking, hippy parents, I'm left w/'the job', according to my brother. 'The job' he is referring to might as...
Posted by Damaged Goods Boutique on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 10:19:00 PST

VINYL MONO! eeeerrrr, right!!!!!

Thanks tonite for everyone who came out to tritone for the ENGLISH DISCO (I have exactly 4 friends, & I know it!) Thanks to Rick D. Thanks to Jeremy Whitetrash for being hot & sexy (but not fo...
Posted by Damaged Goods Boutique on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Goddamn, I LOVE 'THE RUNAWAYS'

Just be forewarned, I've been listening to The Runaways non-stop which means that any guy gettin in my way, pissin me off or lookin at me sideways anytime soon is getting a big FUCK YOU goddamn, ...
Posted by Damaged Goods Boutique on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Some Thoughts on My Favorite Holiday of the Year

Ok. All I have to say on this lovely Valentine's Day is that, yes, I've had my heart totally torn to shreads 10x's over & back again BUT I'LL BE DAMNED IF I'M GONNA BE 'LIGHT N FLUFFY'! 'Light n Fluff...
Posted by Damaged Goods Boutique on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I Need (Alot of) Sex &/OR a Personal Trainer

Damn! So The Hellcat! Down, Girl, Down!! had a beyond amazing V-Day Burlesque show (minus, of course, the cokehead staff & owner STARTING an all out BRAWL w/some brutal bitches, Athena & Becky Vomit!)...
Posted by Damaged Goods Boutique on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"Chewed up & Spit the Fuck Out" Vegas: Part II

Well, Athena & I made it thru: creepy old men thinking we were ladies of the evening; procrastinating small men w/even smaller....; prime rib & turkey dinners; bull-riding @ Gilly's; slow/non-moving o...
Posted by Damaged Goods Boutique on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST