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candy mayhem

Sugar-coated evil since 1976

About Me

enough about me.

My Interests

burlesque, costumes, vintage everything , old horror films,being the biggest wine nerd i know, my crazy siamese elvis aka the dude, rock and fucking roll, creative muses. and cheese. all the cheese."Wine is one of the most civilized things in the world and one of the most natural things of the world that has been brought to the greatest perfection, and it offers a greater range for enjoyment and appreciation than, possibly, any other purely sensory thing. "-Ernest Hemingway, Death in the Afternoon"|

I'd like to meet:

Have we met?

Music:

radiohead, pasty cline, queens of the stone age, nick cave, razorbacks, pj harvey, am gold man, neil diamond forever, tom waits, cowboy junkies, PRINCE, blondie, the cars, buddy holly, elvis, sonic youth, the sugarcubes/bjork, pretenders, pixies, the marsvolta, beastiebeastie boys,stellastar, the cars,frank black.

Movies:

evil dead 2, army of darkness, bubba ho tep, pee wees big adventure, lord of the rings, welcome to the dollhouse, solient green, the thing, through the eyes of tammy faye, return of the living dead, halloween.

Television:

six feet under, oz , sopranos, family guy, forensic stuff, reno 911, the tick.

Books:

I manage to always have at least 3 stacks of crap around me at all times. Sometimes it's the paper, others it's Robert Parkers Wine rag (or an equally biased wine book/magazine, usually it tends to be smut. Dirty dirty eroticia.

Heroes:

Angelo Gaja

My Blog

The way to my heart.

Fancy birthday last week. Hendricks martini/oysters/farmers cheese plate/rabbit. Monday night Wrestling this week. 10 cent wings/5 dolla pictures of PBR.Magical. I love you baby. Sorry I drank all the...
Posted by candy mayhem on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 05:58:00 PST

"The Jerk"

Seriously the best movie EVER.
Posted by candy mayhem on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 11:49:00 PST

"Ashes to Asses, Bust to Bust" A Peek-A-Boo Benefit

The return of the Midnite Show in Philly!You are cordially invited to join The Peek-A-Boo Revue for the benefitevent, "Ashes to Asses, Bust to Bust" on Saturday, March 3, 2007 atThe Trocadero Theater....
Posted by candy mayhem on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 08:59:00 PST

Oh so Quiet...oh so still..

I am actually in my office..ALONE! AHHHHH!!! This rules. (Salt and Peppa is on the radio to top it all off)   I am going to lock the door now and dance.
Posted by candy mayhem on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 11:05:00 PST

The Daily News

How sweet is it that my mom found this? http://www.philly.com/mld/dailynews/16624926.htm   Thanks Sara!  ...
Posted by candy mayhem on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 09:31:00 PST

Vino. Self-Medicated Mayhem.

Just call me slave. Slave to the vino.Whaaaaat? Sleep? I only take naps these days. Thank god for Cowboys and the glamorous life. xo C.M.   ps. I still fucking hate you Lorenzoes. You heard me. ...
Posted by candy mayhem on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 11:22:00 PST

Dear Lorenzo's Pizza,

You are making my ass fat(ter)I hate you guys.Forever,Mayhem
Posted by candy mayhem on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 12:14:00 PST

Heaven.

Slowly but surely I have been moving truckloads of costumes and the rest of my life over to my new place. (aka Robs apratment) It's been nuts. I seriously think I have met my match. Never in my life h...
Posted by candy mayhem on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 09:31:00 PST

For the love of christ...

Why do I always start to get "The Sick" around Christmas? Will someone please get me a bubble?Maybe it's karma for all the stupid shit I do all year...
Posted by candy mayhem on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 10:06:00 PST

"Unwrapped!"

December 16th...North Star Bar Save the date. Violet Sweet will pelt me to death with Christmas cookies to the sounds of "Jingle Bells"!
Posted by candy mayhem on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 12:59:00 PST