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Soma Snakeoil

They don't mind if it hurts, no secrets up their skirts

About Me

I like it when people drill holes in their skull to see a different world, insulated red drink shakers with the strainer built in and the cap held on by an arm, dark alleyways,huge boots, the higher they go up my legs the better, foreign movies, really warm soft blankets, secrets, knives and swords and baseball bats, pink, loud obnoxious girls, neurotic people, victorian literature, lizards, giraffes and flamingos, water ballet, under water erotica, sideshow freaks and performance artists, a clean kitchen, pinup girls, pretty purses, my boyfriend's tattoo,sleeping by flowing water, ethnic restaurants, concrete slabs, comic books, jagged rusty metal, bright colors, tile and wood floors, the Adriatic, cotton candy, photobooths, really old books, vintage vending machines, tea, records, Sylvia Plath, rollerskates, typewriters, problem solving, the free bin at a thrift store,creepy houses, babbling

My Interests

Painting, Dance, Tattoos, Body Modification, My little girl, Champagne, Food& Wine, Poetry, Human Rights, Contortions, Burlesque, Anarchy, Swashbuckling, Reading, Dopamines, Corsets, Fetish, Traveling, Movement, BDSM, Pinup Girls, Collecting trash art, beating up boys!I like it when people drill holes in their skull to see a different world, insulated red drink shakers with the strainer built in and the cap held on by an arm, dark alleyways,huge boots, the higher they go up my legs the better, foreign movies, really warm soft blankets, secrets, knives and swords and baseball bats, pink, loud obnoxious girls, neurotic people, victorian literature, lizards, giraffes and flamingos, water ballet, under water erotica, sideshow freaks and performance artists, a clean kitchen, pinup girls, pretty purses, my boyfriend's tattoo,sleeping by flowing water, ethnic restaurants, concrete slabs, comic books, jagged rusty metal, bright colors, tile and wood floors, the Adriatic, cotton candy, photobooths, really old books, vintage vending machines, tea, records, Sylvia Plath, rollerskates, typewriters, problem solving, the free bin at a thrift store,creepy houses, babbling, pretty things...

I'd like to meet:

Thank you for visiting my portfolio! I am a model, of the rockabilly variety, inspired by the classic pinup girls, but with in-your-face modern sensibilities. I am looking for pinup, cheesecake, fetish, alternative fashion,burlesque and BDSM work. I love very colorful, bizarre work, crazy eye candy art. I have experience in erotic dance and burlesque style performance and BDSM performance. My body is very flexible. I enjoy doing vintage style erotic work. I have experience as an artist model. I can hold a pose for long periods of time. I am willing to work for painters or sculptors as well as photographers. I am a painter myself and have a deep affection for the discipline. I model for the creative outlet, for the pleasure of movement, and the pleasure of capturing movement. To me modeling is a natural extension of performance art. I love to work and always have a strong connection with the camera. I am also a lifestyle and professional Domina and happy to torture on camera! If you are looking for a session you can contact me through my Goddess Soma myspace myspace.com/goddesssomaThe best way to contact me, other than here, is through email [email protected] or [email protected] would like to meet: dancers, painters, photographers, clothing/jewelery/shoe designers, magazines, models, film makers, other Domina, submissives, performance artists, burlesquers, firebreathers, writers, musicians, crazy intense women with children, old friends, contortionists, freethinkers, mavericks.

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Music:

Horror Pops, Jack off Jill, Reverend horton heat, Yeah Yeah Yeahs,Tiger Army, Mike Ness, 7 Seconds, Death Cab, Postal Service, Nouvelle Vague, Sneaker Pimps, Patty Smith, The Clash, NY Dolls, The Strokes, OK Go, Tilt, Rancid, Shudder To Think,SuperSuckers!!! The Cure, Pulp, Blur, Gorillaz, Goldie Lookin Chain, The Roots, Blackalicious, Velvet Underground, Billie Holliday, The Gits, 7 year bitch, Delirium, Cinerama, Johhny Cash, Beastie Boys, Modest Mouse. Interpol, Blondie,White Stripes,Beck, Belly, Social Distortian, Outcast, Whitest Boy Alive, Fenway Park, Studio Group, Suzanne Vega, Tenacious D, DAVID BOWIE! Tribe Called Quest, Elvis, The Cramps, Eagles of Death Metal

Movies:

The Secretary, The Tempast, Zorba the Greek, Camille Claudelle, Blue, Jean de Florette, Cyrano de Bergerac, Love Liza, Napolean Dynamite, Royal Tennebaums, Rushmore, Life Aquatic, Kill Bill I & II, Hard Candy, The Brick, Chumscrubber, Crash (Cronenberg not the one with Sandra Bullock), Spider by Cronenberg, Pecker, Dirty Shame, Ghost Dog, Deadman, Nacho Libre, Fahrenheit 911, Bowling for Columbine, Everything is Illuminated, Farwell my Concubine, Hero, Goodbye Lover, True Romance, Il Postino, A Scanner Darkly, Sin City, really anything by John Waters, Wes Anderson, Jarrett Hess, Coen Brothers, Tarentino, Kubrick, Tim Burton, This list is endless!! I'm a film junkie!

Television:

Sopranos, Rome, Law and Order, The Simpsons, Food Network, Discovery and History Channel

Books:

Robber Bride, Handmaiden's Tale, The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, I, Fatty, Siddartha, Laughable Loves, The Joke, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Diary, Choke, Generation X, Microserfs, Story of O, Neverwhere, American Gods, Anything by Neil Gaiman, Milan Kundera, Margaret Atwood, or Chuck Pahaniuk, Blue Angel, Swallows and Amazons, The Boy and his Horse, Brave New World,Blue Trout and Black Truffles, Candide, Jane Eyre (and all Jane Austin), poetry by Pablo Neruda, Sylvia Plath, E.E. Cummings, Bronte sisters, Phillip K. Dick,

Heroes:

Domina Angelina, Josephine Baker, Lilli St. Cyr., Roscoe Arbuckle, Bettie Page, women in the Geisha profession, Ninjas, Camille Claudelle, Jack Kerouac, Milan Kundera, Picasso, Camille Paglia, Basquiat, Marilyn Monroe, Debbie Harry, Gauguin, Jello Biafra, Mavericks in general and Blood and Guts People.

My Blog

Candy Scandals Quest for World Domination!

I wanted to say a few words about the progress of the company I co-own, Candy Scandals. We have had such a productive and beautiful year. There has been a huge interest in our company and really app...
Posted by Soma Snakeoil on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 03:39:00 PST

What I expect of My submissives

 There has been much written about the difference between a slave and a submissive, a submissive and a bottom, a Dom/me and a top.  This is not what I want to discuss as there is much out th...
Posted by Soma Snakeoil on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 03:26:00 PST

Lifestyle and Ideology

Ideology and Lifestyle Choices   I feel it is time for me to "shout credos from the rooftops" and to give a definition of my beliefs and lifestyle choices.  This is a reminder for me, a...
Posted by Soma Snakeoil on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 03:20:00 PST

Voltcase Awards!!!!

Voltcase 2008 Awards Lookie who's runner up Alt Model of the Year :) and who's Voltgirl of the Year. Yeah, I think those are Candy Girls! Woot!!!http://www.voltcase.co.uk/voltcase_forum.htm..VOLTCAS E...
Posted by Soma Snakeoil on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 12:41:00 PST

Jenn Martin and Candy Scandals: Yes Weekly Article

1/8/2008 2:44:00 PM Local Talent: Jenn Martinby Kenny LindsayYou might think Memphis compares favorably to Greensboro, but according to Martin, you'd be wrong. "I cannot stand Memphis," she says. "We...
Posted by Soma Snakeoil on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 03:13:00 PST

Nylon Night

So I know some of you crazy kids out there have wanted to worship my feet for quite sometime... Well, our new Servitus event is Nylon Night. You can come worship my feet along with the feet of severa...
Posted by Soma Snakeoil on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 03:45:00 PST

Lithium Picnic and Apnea fight back!

Soma Snakeoil stands in support of Lithium Picnic and Apnea in their fight against Punk Porn's Super Power, Suicide Girls. He is was his beautiful wife Apnea has to say about it: "In case you haven't...
Posted by Soma Snakeoil on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 06:13:00 PST

Candy Scandal

"Candy Scandals: Filthy Sweets..."Candy Scandals is an alternative spokesmodel company and an umbrellagroup for our creative debauchery!  We like to keep our definitionsbroad and our options open...
Posted by Soma Snakeoil on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 06:08:00 PST

My Mentor

Below is a little description of the origin of the word Mentor.  For me this is a tribute blog to my amazing Teacher, Domina Angelina, or as I call her "Anya".  Anya is the Hungarian name fo...
Posted by Soma Snakeoil on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 01:58:00 PST

THIRSTY

MAKE ME SOLVENT.I'M SO THIRSTY.I'VE BEEN SIPPING DEAD SEA EYE DRIP ALL DAY.I NEED A BEER AND TALKING GIRL KISSES...SHE'S CLOSING BREATHING GLASSES.I DON'T WANT TO BE OBSESSED FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE W...
Posted by Soma Snakeoil on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 08:30:00 PST