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♠ helvis presley ♠

i feel like i have been mauled by jesus

About Me

"How irreparably changed my life has become. It's always the last days of summer and I've been left out in the cold with no door to get back in. I'll grant you I've had more than my share of poignant moments. Life passes most people by when they're busy making grand plans for it. Throughout my lifetime I've left pieces of my heart here and there. And now, there's almost barely enough to stay alive. But I force a smile, knowing that my ambition far exceeded my talent. There are no more white horses or pretty ladies at my door."
~George Jung in Blow

bitter and jaded.
i'm not a rockstar, but i party like one.

i also do web/multimedia/graphic design
www.cypherzero.com

My Interests

bettie page, vampira, horror, occult, art, literature, film, photography, philosophy, gothic, punk, industrial, fetish, pin-up, spidergoats, robots, mythology, pirates, zombies, tattoos, tiki, bela lugosi, vincent price, burlesque

I'd like to meet:

interesting, creative, unpretentious laid-back people
weird spooky girls and hot pirate wenches!

please send a message along with an add request.

i don't want to add your band, you suck.

Music:

cabaret voltaire, skinny puppy, motorhead, ministry, the cramps, samhain, the damned, danzig, siouxsie, david bowie, the sisters of mercy, wumpscut, alien sex fiend, thrill kill kult, the creatures, autechre, dead can dance, black flag, delerium, the misfits, sigue sigue sputnik, billy idol, electric hellfire club, meg lee chin, the damage manual, bauhaus, the dwarves, h3llb3nt, joy division, ac/dc, chris & cosey, 45 grave, add n to (x), christian death

Movies:

clockwork orange, less than zero, blue velvet, apocalypse now, caligula, snatch, blow, jawbreaker, king of new york, pulp fiction, the big lebowski, boondock saints, blade runner, wild zero, gangster no. 1, heathers, taxi driver, the road warrior, mad max, mean girls, reservoir dogs, prey for rock & roll, old school horror movies

Television:

invader zim, the wild wild west, CHiPs, the A-team, batman, batman the animated series, miami vice, hawaii five-o, twin peaks, space ghost coast to coast, the surreal life, 24, firefly, aqua teen hunger force, BSG, MXC dog the bounty hunter, the shield, nip/tuck, weeds

Books:

robert anton wilson, william gibson, kurt vonnegut, jerzy kosinski, e.a. poe, phillip k. dick, anais nin, h.p. lovecraft, neil gaiman

Heroes:

george washington, emperor norton I, adam weishaupt, elvis, baron von munchhausen, robert anton wilson

My Blog

hollywood studios, orlando

tower of terrorstarwars experiencegargoyleenchanted costumenarnia costume & propsindiana jones propscatastrophe canyonindiana jones stunt show...
Posted by ♠ helvis presley ♠ on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 11:19:00 PST

more pictures from disney world

Adventureland Jungle Boat Cruise           Tomorrowland   Random images          ...
Posted by ♠ helvis presley ♠ on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 04:21:00 PST

cop killer

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Posted by ♠ helvis presley ♠ on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 07:58:00 PST

possibly the greatest idea ever

~via zombie monkey productionsthey need to make a live action moviedracula can’t defeat mr. t, because he can’t bite through t’s gold chains...
Posted by ♠ helvis presley ♠ on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 10:23:00 PST

zombies, hotdogs and alien sex fiends

h.r. giger backscratcher ~via nerd approved Area 51 love doll, featuring 3 out of this world love holes~via nerd approved"This is a concept album. The concept is that I tell a bitch to go buy me a hot...
Posted by ♠ helvis presley ♠ on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 03:19:00 PST

bamboo lights

Sevcan Yardim, ID graduate of the Middle East Technical University created these bamboo lights using LEDs as a sustainable lighting concept.~via core 77 design blog...
Posted by ♠ helvis presley ♠ on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 07:28:00 PST

foo fighters @ the spectrum 02.21.08


Posted by ♠ helvis presley ♠ on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 06:29:00 PST

tiki time!

i went to big lots today and they had a pretty decent selection of tiki decor.planters, votive holders and oil lamp.
Posted by ♠ helvis presley ♠ on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 05:52:00 PST

dollyrots @ the northstar 02.13.08


Posted by ♠ helvis presley ♠ on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 04:09:00 PST

not intended for human food

on my morning commute.
Posted by ♠ helvis presley ♠ on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 07:55:00 PST