A complicated creature with a whimsical nature, a bawdy girl can be many things…Her likes: anything bling, dance-offs, not wearing pants in the office, taking advantage of people who underestimate her cunning, mustaches, your mom, flashing, tequila, dry humping, camel toe inspired ensembles, expensive tequila, DJs who still spin vinyl, the subtle art of cursing, and champagne inspired business plans.Her dislikes: incompetent service industry employees, chaffing, bush, Bush, gas station scammers, italics, people who have no sense of humor, those who don’t understand why reality shows are the downfall of the country, dehydration, Times New Roman, and champagne inspired hangovers.
Our Mothers and Grandmothers and all the bawdy girls that preceded our reign