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The Divine Miss Cuervo

sooner or later everyone goes to the zoo

About Me

Best guy on the block. we'll miss you Rick meet angus. my killer carnivorous penguin. he says "you look like you taste good big boy, now feed me fish or I'll bite your fucking head off?" he really said that i swear.oh, did i mention he talks too? ..
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apparently i'm a satanist. who knew?
You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism


96%

agnosticism


83%

atheism


79%

Paganism


79%

Buddhism


75%

Islam


46%

Judaism


25%

Christianity


25%

Hinduism


17%
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My Interests

Peter Petrelli..the new love of my life..and boy do i need one...a life that is........i, unlike most, can put down more tequila than a thirsty mexican with a pocket full of pesos, and i love it..my friends and i have the amazing ability to pack alot of fun, into a small amount of time..give me a barstool and a cold beer and i'm in heaven..throw an ashtray in there and it's perfection (thanks alot for taking that from me Mr. Nutter)..i love all things that creep other people out..i love making erin laugh when i'm being vulgar..head-butting is an artform to me..i don't think i could ever date a man who wares pants that are tighter than mine..i think scars are awesome..taking the cadi between cars in rush hour traffic..i have a bit of a cartoon addiction..the sound of breaking glass makes me cringe(for very legitimate reasons)..the smell of southern comfort makes me nauseous every time i am anywhere near it..fire and knives are my favorite toys, that i try to stay far away from for obvious reasons..watching old, terrible, horror films..nothing beats music on vinyl..i'm love with Amy Winehouse..making fun of suburbanites and Penn douchebags has become one of my favorite past-times(kahkis and polos and flip-flops, oh my!)..especially those that put down miller lite like it's water..oh wait, it is water

Music:

all things motown and doo wop, 80's 80's 80's, murder city devils, wire, hot snakes, distillers, bikini kill, sex pistols, krs 1, minor threat, talking heads, queens of the stone age, electric six, public enemy, boy sets fire, dead kennedys, danzig, black flag, circle jerks, the casualties, devo, agent orange, otis redding, rancid, yeah yeah yeahs, mary wells, del the funky homosapien, pixies, elvis costello, billie holiday, hatebreed, misfits, miles davis, social distortion, tool,wu-tang, specials, bad religion, the bronx, deftones, fear, fugazi, op ivy and the list goes on and on

Movies:

The Princess Bride, Airplane!, Casablanca, The Incredibles, anything with Johnny Depp, Motorcycle Diaries, Kill Bill Vol 2, Natural Born Killers, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Half Baked, Spaceballs, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, A Clockwork Orange, The Empire Strikes Back, The Wiz

Television:

Heroes...even if you hate TV shows, you will love this one. and if you don't, then you don't deserve to live

Books:

9 steps to financial freedom by Suze Orman...mom gave it to me and i couldn't help but notice that i may need any help and advice i can get.

Heroes:


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My Blog

my immortal words

I made the paper again, but this time just as an angry bartender, not a "hot" one. Philly Weekly called the bar to get a quote from a bartender about what pisses them off, and to be totally honest, I ...
Posted by The Divine Miss Cuervo on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 07:05:00 PST

Ode to Prednisone

maybe you're wondering why I changed my name to Lisa Smash...maybe you could give a shit, but either way I'm going to explain it anyway. I seem to have a mind boggling rash that spreads across my enti...
Posted by The Divine Miss Cuervo on Thu, 31 May 2007 03:29:00 PST

too much, too much

stressed and stretched beyond recognitionas my brain distorts, so do the lines on my facehow easy it is for me to age years in one nightsleep depraved and starved for attentionforcibly shoving my thou...
Posted by The Divine Miss Cuervo on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 02:30:00 PST

wrecked on my bike

this statement can be looked at in two ways.... both would be true
Posted by The Divine Miss Cuervo on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 03:12:00 PST

let the healing begin

so i've decided to give up the drink for a while.  and by the drink i mean the bottle of tequilla a night that i was putting down.  i think i might be tired of defining myself by how m...
Posted by The Divine Miss Cuervo on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 09:20:00 PST

rant rant rant

why are people sending me chain letters? why are chain letters still in circulation? who are these people who actually take the time to make these things up? where are they?! bring them to me so i ...
Posted by The Divine Miss Cuervo on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 11:19:00 PST