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miss mother fucker

i never met a shot of tequila i didn't like

About Me

i'm a gay man trapped in a woman's body

My Interests

finally getting back to the gym and working my ass off (and its showing), eating healthy, cutting out the booze, i feel amazing !riding my bike , my awesome friends, lazy sundays,reading the new york times at a coffee shop, {i imiss you jason roberts} belt buckles, pyrax bowls, history novels and documentaries, sleep, skincare, flea markets, fashion, scarfs,cooking dinner, trying new recipes,reading as much as possible a good bottle of wine, my awesome dog, dressing chopper in all the latest fashions (he's so hip) sunday brunch w/ashley, shaking my ass to motown, collecting records,yoga, hanging with the most amazing man i've ever met no one has ever made me laugh and smile so much, and pampering myself.

I'd like to meet:

people to plot mass destruction with.

Music:

ladytron, fugees, tribe called quest, roots, neurosis, le tigre, joy division, the smiths, morrisey, bikini kill, descendents, keepsake, the supremes, mos def, blackstar, the supremes, the drifters, ottis redding, ray charles, the dells, the marvelettes, esthero, louie armstrong, etta james,mary wells, the crystals, bad religion, crass, subhumans, saigon, elvis, kelly clarkson, motley crue, L7, the wrens,

Movies:

royal tenenbaums, the pianist, dazed and confused, bowling for columbine, dream for an insomniac, steel magnolias,house of yes,walk the line

Television:

anything on style channel, simpsons, married... with children, golden girls, family life, sex, the nanny, and the city, the L word, wife swap, laguna beach, the hills, top model, reba, girls next door

Books:

memoirs of a geisha, rebels in white gloves, valley of the dolls, aristotle's journey through the anachaic utopia, the autobiography of assata shakur, white noise, any history novels, still life with woodpecker, band of brothers, undaunted courage,i love stephen ambrose, at grand central station i sat down and wept and dharma bums by kerouac.

Heroes:

coco chanel, jackie kennedy, my daddy

My Blog

i've never been happier

i haven't been this happy in forever! i'm moving into the most amazing house with a yard, huge kitchen, and a jacuzzi what more more could a gl ask for? plus i me the most amazing boy ever, things cou...
Posted by miss mother fucker on Wed, 23 May 2007 08:06:00 PST

i'm staying

i'm not moving to chicago. too much love for philly.
Posted by miss mother fucker on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 07:01:00 PST

so excited

4 months. yay!! i had the best time in chicago and am super stoked to move. i just wish i could bring my friends along! chicago get ready!!
Posted by miss mother fucker on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 01:20:00 PST

4 long months

i can't wait to move!!!!! come on july!! at least i have vacation to look forward to. look out all you fine ass mid west boys me and ashley are a coming!!
Posted by miss mother fucker on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 12:31:00 PST

this town stinks

i am so sick of the shit talking two-faced people in this city. i cannot wait to move to chicago. this city is just so small everyone know everyone's business.people kiss your ass to your face then ta...
Posted by miss mother fucker on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 08:35:00 PST

my dignity got stolen

if things couldn't get any worse, i got mugged last night. i better have some karma coming my way.
Posted by miss mother fucker on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my dignity got stolen

if things couldn't get any worse, i got mugged last night. i better have some karma coming my way.
Posted by miss mother fucker on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST