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Panzerbjorne

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About Me

Minibosses - Castlevania III
Former Video Biographies :
Brad Neely - George Washington
Muse - Knights of Cydonia
Julia Ecklar - Terminus Est
Styxx - Come Sail Away
Peter Cetera - Glory of Love
Nintendo - How Zelda Got Her Groove Back
Phillipino Prison System - Thriller

My Interests

Ain't no women like the one I got.

I'd like to meet:

More neckerchiefs. More alzaebo. More fatty tuna.

Books:

Animal Farm, Art Of War, At The Beach, Book of the Long Sun, Book of the Short Sun, Behold A Pale Horse, Charles Forte, Demon Download, Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep, Dune, Ender's Game, Good Earth, Guns Drugs & Monsters, Great Expectations, Hannibal Scourge Of Rome, Hello God It Is Me Margaret, High Fidelity, The Hiram Key, His Dark Materials, I Am Legend, Kitchen Confidential, Latro In The Mist, Lord Of The Flies, The Lost And The Damned, Love Is A Dog From Hell, Neverwhere, Neuromancer, Or Not To Be, Perdidio Street Station, Perks Of Being A Wallflower, Player Piano, Realm Of Chaos, The Satanic Bible, Scanner Darkly, Sin City, Urth Of The New Sun, V for Vendetta, Velveteen Rabbit, Watership Down, Where The Wild Things Are

Heroes:

Dale Elsseser

My Blog

11.02.07 "the big send off"

the big send off. i have already been to bed. so i got up to write. today is my last day as an Urban Outfitters employee. it is hard to summarize my total experience working with so many talented and ...
Posted by Panzerbjorne on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 12:26:00 PST

09.10.07 "britney. VMA"

don't call it a comeback. a performance containing as much enthusiasm as a stripper forced to lapdance by gunpoint. a freshly unearthed anna nicole smith would out shimmy and dip lower. "hey...
Posted by Panzerbjorne on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 09:36:00 PST

09.07.07 "nostalgia"

work has been very stressful lately so i have been thinking about the past, which can be wasteful and ruinous. what i am remembering though makes me smile and sometimes laugh. that cannot be too ...
Posted by Panzerbjorne on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 11:48:00 PST

08.25.07 "air guitar"

my air guitar can ruin nights. let the charges commence.if you plan to say "give it a try fat-boy"... i am probably going to give it a try....
Posted by Panzerbjorne on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 11:19:00 PST

08.12.07 "underlord"

there was a time that i could not grow a beard. there was a time that i had all of my original teeth and was not quite as honest to myself as i am now. those were the times of killer mosh and imperial...
Posted by Panzerbjorne on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 12:26:00 PST

08.05.07 "harder. harder!"

harder. harder!to feel like a pusherthese addicts wantmy time. my blood!i wonder how longuntil i am used up?wonder how long'til christmas eve comes? ...
Posted by Panzerbjorne on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 11:30:00 PST

07.29.07 "orange penis"

dear diary... i got home tonight at 2am. it was a rough night at the office. i walk in and am instantly craving snacktime. i take off my shirt. go into the kitchen and open the cupboard. ins...
Posted by Panzerbjorne on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 12:59:00 PST

07.22.07 "N.T., I.K.Y."

guessing that since i thought my life was a little boring i decided to grab the whiskey by the horns and spice it up myself. leanne and alex... thank you for backing me up while i chump...
Posted by Panzerbjorne on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:53:00 PST

07.20.07 "acceptance"

only boring people get bored. and i am fucking fucking bored. this means that i have become boring myself.
Posted by Panzerbjorne on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 01:00:00 PST

01.19.07 "fish sex"

the plain sliding door shuts behind me. there is a small quiet crowd that does not look up while i settle into a stool. the balls of my feet rest on the lengthways railin...
Posted by Panzerbjorne on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 08:40:00 PST