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johnny

Hollywood lied to you.

About Me

Born in Buffalo NY (2.5yrs.) Blizzard of 77'. Folks and i left for VA. Grew up in Va Beach Va. Lots of interesting shit happened to me there.I was working since i can't remember when. Oh yeah. I had a paper route when I was 12. J/k. Really, I was 13, but my brother put the good word in for me. I remember waiting on the street corner @5am waiting for the paper truck to throw out our bundles to bag and deliver. I remember getting into a fistfight with David Johnson and his brother Paul Johnson. I was bagging my papers with a headset on singing 'appetite for destruction' Mr. Brownstown, when they roll up and started pushing me (To Be Con't) I did shitty in jr. got sent to catholic school in 5th grade. 3 yrs. I was in catholic school. I got into many fistfights there. Dressed up with two other mu-fukkas Michael bernard and Raymand Petway as the Fatboys twice for a talent show. I hate Brad White. He was the coolest kid in catholic school. He Smoked Ciggarettes. I Wanted to be cool like Brad. I kissed another girl at a party, on a dare. Brads future wife and babys mamma tammi.She's a sweetheart. Learned how to cook from a hippy named Joe Mund when I was 15. Cooked at a bar 'Cheveys' for a bit while I was in highschool. @15yrs old, i needed to get a signed permission slip from a school counciler (sp?) to work underage (Lots here are left out for autobiographical reasons) Lived in Philadelphia for about 7yrs... I've got my Bachelors of Science in Computer animation from the Art Institute of Philadelphia. I Met this psychic. I was the manager of an ice cream parlor. Alaska. Alaska Ice cream. I was closing the store down one night. This older lady came in with a few young kids and some other mu-fukka. (Probably the father.) She ordered enough for everybody but couldn't pay for it all. 6.50, but she only had 4 bucks. She offered to read my palm for the difference. I agreed. She told me enough. She told me I would never make it in the field of work i was in school for. (computer animation)...This mad me work harder in school.

My Interests

computer animation, cooking, Vietnemese food, Music, Zombies, Horror movies, Drinking, PBR, Drawing, Painting, Photography, Film, Coffee, Movies, Calvin & Hobbes, pool, darts, PS2, Tattoos, Chess,

I'd like to meet:

Hollywood has brainwashed us all to believe that one day we would become famous actors or rockstars. They lied to us. We are all really, really pissed off about it.

Music:

Old 97's, Bad Religion,The Haunted, Duburbia, White Zombie, Darkest Hour, Reverand Horton Heat, Tool, Social Distortion, Hum, CKY, MF Doom, Victor Vaughn, Mad Villian, Notorious B.I.G., MF Doom, Arch Enemy, The Haunted, System of a Down, Ghostface Killah, Slayer, Queens of the Stonage, You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead, Devil Dogs, Misfits, Turbonegro, Modest Mouse, Boils, Snapcase, Pantera, The Cramps, Dwarves,

Movies:

Saw,Fight Club, True Romance, Resivor Dogs, Snatch, Lock Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels, Seven, 28 Days Later, Dawn of the Dead, Kill Bill, Donnie Darko, from Dusk Till Dawn, House of a 1000 corpses, Devils Rejects,Texas Chainsaw Massacre Resident Evil, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Aliens, Friday the 13ths,They,Clockwork Orange, Evil Dead, The Dark Crystal, Pulp Fict, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Akira, Tron

Television:

Adult swim on the cartoon network!!!

Books:

Art books, Computer books, Cookbooks, Comic books...etc..

Heroes:

tyler durden, Greg Graffin of Bad Religion