My goal is to "befriend" someone who works for the Philadelphia Parking Authority. If this is you, please send me your resume with headshot for immediate review. I have a feeling that we can become bestest pals! Also interested in finding: egomaniacs, people who are into promotions or direct sales, Sylvester Stallone, double-jointed circus freaks, anyone with prosthetic body parts, positive, strongminded & strongwilled people who do what is right and just. I also have an immediate opening for the correct candidate who possesses such skills as:having a truck, an ATV, or if you are skilled mechanic who can fix my Exploder so that I can hit some Jen-trails myself, that would be an extra bonus. Must enjoy offroading and scratching the car up at least a little. You'd have to drive it off...TWICE!OH, and if you would like to purchase or refinance a home, then I would be happy to speak with you antime...just please ignore all the unprofessional aspects of my profile.