Cartoons, music, movies, sushi, stage combat, Boxer Briefs...mmmm, Boxer Briefs....
...and, Oh My Shit, things like this....
Kittens-Coca Cola Box - video powered by Metacafe
I'd like to meet:
People who've worked enough retail or food service jobs to not judge me for having the bills in my wallet faced and in sequencial order at all times.... sequential? seekwyntyull? Also whoever decided that the toilet paper roll holders in women's public bathrooms should sit six inches off the floor and have sharp, metal, thigh-piercing corners, as well as the dickhead that gave him money for his idea and said "yeah, man, go for it!" Sadists. Bastards. Assholes. Good-for-nothing louts. I sure would like to meet those two clowns.
OH, and whoever was behind this (although I think you can hear him offing himself at mile marker 1:49):
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Music:
Peter Gabriel, Etta James, Led Zeppelin, Weird Al, Tom Jones, Elvis Costello, The Police, Brian Setzer, Parliament, Jill Scott, Basement Jaxx, The Darkness, The Cure, Pre-Steve-Perry-Departure-Journey, Tenacious D, assorted Broadway stuff, AC/DC, Project Jenny, Project Jan, The Scissor Sisters, The Bloodhound Gang, Jack White, and everything -- EVERYTHING -- in between.
Movies:
Fantasia, It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, Raising Arizona, Fight Club, Evil Dead (all 3), The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension (I'm a spaz, and that's the title), Sin City, Batman Begins, Grindhouse, nearly anything with Gene Hackman, Tim Burton, The Coen Bros., Terry Gilliam, Sam Raimi, Julie Taymor, Christopher Nolan, Robert Rodriguez, Simon Pegg, Edgar Wright ("DON'T!"), or Baz Luhrman attached to it, and all the other movies I'm supposed to mention that really don't need mentioning like Star Wars and Mystery Men and Akira and the first Matrix movie and all that geeky sci-fi, Japanimation, comedy, horror, A-B-and-C-List movies that are supposed to make me seem really hip and intelligent and interesting. Add to that The Brave Little Toaster and call it a day.
Television:
Quantum Leap, 24, Samurai Jack, Enterprise, Fawlty Towers, Earthworm Jim, Freakazoid!, Laverne & Shirley, House, original uncut Bugs Bunny/Looney Tunes, Reno 911, Spongebob Squarepants, and nearly anything on the Discovery channel that doesn't involve giving birth, getting married, or rearranging furniture. They need to funnel all that on to Lifetime and keep it contained there so we know where it is if we ever need to watch it. And could Cartoon Network stop poisoning the good name of cartoons with Scooby Freaking Doo please? Huh??! Christ, even the Speed Channel plays Speed Racer. Come home early from work and they're playing Scooby Freaking Doo. Honestly.
Books:
Hitchhiker's Guide series (anything by Douglas Adams), Ferdinand the Bull, The Stinky Cheese Man, Al Franken's books, Hugh Laurie's book (The Gun Seller - go read it!), and all the other geeky, sci-fi, politically challenging, silly, romantic-yet-empowering-How-Stella-Got-Her-Groove-Back-excep
t-not-Harlequinn-those-are-just-embarrassing style books I happen to have the chance to read and find interesting enough to finish. Add to that Naked Pictures of Famous People by Jon Stewart and ... end scene.
Heroes:
Tod with one "D", Debbie Harry, Bruce Campbell, and William Shatner. Oh, and "Do I HAVE To Hate Old Navy"... go look at the profile... over there, to the right = ...is it wrong of me to claim myself as a hero like that? Whatevs, dis'z ma house.
