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About Me

I am a person of the male persuasion who lives in Seattle, WA. I was conceived via the process of reproductive sexual intercourse, and several months later I was wrenched out of my uterine home and forced to eat and breathe with my own mouth. I suppose that many people have shared this experience.I still have all of my (non-wisdom) teeth, fingers and (non-wisdom) toes, although I don't expect this Cal Ripken-like consistency to last for very long.

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My Interests

I find all kinds of things interesting, from the very atoms atop a wee needle's point, to various television shows, like "24" and "Deadwood" and "Lost" and "Absurd Medical Catastrophies" and "Hell in Keller!" and "Mary and Frank Share a Lunch" (that one's on the Food Network) and "The Governor of Painsville" (also on the Food Network) and "Six is Reasonably Adequate". I am also interested in one day becoming an immaculate groomer.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who doesn't find me completely unpleasant. Yeah, that's something I'd like to see.

Music:

I like all different kinds of music. Is that not a cherry answer?

Movies:

In this exact order: "Death Fist and Angel", "Brahman Wedding", "The Seething Boiler", "Witchkill Mountain", "The Big Black Fun", "Seven Deaths for Dr. Rashman", "Blake Bonkers is Going to Hell", "It's a Hot Day in Asia", "Take as They Liked It" and "All Bets Are ON!"

Television:

I already listed my favorite television shows in the "interests" section. Boy, I really blew it, huh?

Books:

"The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People", "How to Make a Perfect Bundt Cake", "Levers are Very Useful and Other Observations". My own autobiography, simply titled "The Windswept Icy Face of Reality: the Inexplicable Birth and Agonizing Death of One of America's Most Legitimate Citizens: the Story of Travis Vogt, Poet"

Heroes:

Abraham Lincoln, John F. Kennedy, Julius Caesar, James Garfield, Moandes Gandhi, not to mention the women that loved them and the men who killed them.

My Blog

Video of Me Doing Standup Comedy!

If you've ever had any interest in watching me perform standup comedy at a metal bar in Everett...well, friend, you have strange interests, but they are about to be fulfilled. Click on "Videos" ...
Posted by Travis on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 03:06:00 PST

I interview Eugene Mirman!

To read my interview with famous comedian Eugene Mirman, please go to www.usounds.com and scroll down a bit until you see my interview with famous comedian Eugene Mirman. Thanks to Brandi for th...
Posted by Travis on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 12:39:00 PST

A Tale of Two Georges: Movie Nerd Political Theory

A Tale of Two Georges: Movie Nerd Political Theory To start with, I recently had the rare privilege of watching the first two Star Wars prequels for the first time since their initial release. This re...
Posted by Travis on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 01:59:00 PST

Bill Friggin' Cosby

I recently had the opportunity to see Bill "The Bill Cosby Show" Cosby do live stand-up. I took it, I'll admit, kind of as a novelty. The fucking guy is famous, after all. I went wit...
Posted by Travis on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 02:26:00 PST

The dire issue of Troop bashing, finally addressed.

I just got this sent to me via a myspace posting. Goddammit, I really thought that this sort of crap was starting to dry up. It is a poem about a huge problem in America tod...
Posted by Travis on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 09:46:00 PST

THE ENTERTAINMENT SHOW

Okay, folks. There's gonna be a lot in this message, but all of it will be good. So go ahead and stop reading now if you hate large amounts of good things. I'm sure there are some of you out there. Gr...
Posted by Travis on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 12:57:00 PST

Dane Cook, the ubermensch

If you enjoy things that are amusing--and many people do, please watch this video of a guy doing a fairly spot on impression of billionaire comic Dane Cook: http://www.cracked.com/modules.php?op=modlo...
Posted by Travis on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 12:38:00 PST

Go see my website! Click for the link.

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Posted by Travis on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 03:09:00 PST