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My Interests

Irreverence, hijinks, shenanigans, tomfoolery, accidental prophecy, idiot savantism, paralellism, colloquialism, questionable hygiene, coffee, irony, ironing, the color blue, blues, Tangled up in Blue, vertical scrolling, lateral passing, photography, geography, wildly tangential adventures into the intellectual ether,

and books.

I'd like to meet:


Dimestore hustlers, drunken mental patients and other maroons, the curiously tall and thoughtless, Don Quixote, and perhaps God.

But we hear he's a bit of a recluse.

So you will just have to do.

Music:

Anything with a funky beat we can totally bug out to.

My Blog

The Daily Breakdown: ADVENTURES IN TRASH, AND TOILET HUMOR

THENERVOUSBREAKDOWN.COM FINALLY UNDERSTANDS THE MEANING OF WATER WEIGHT!!!Today on THENERVOUSBREAKDOWN.COM:REBECCA ADLER tours her local recycling and waste transfer station after reading the book Gar...
Posted by thenervousbreakdown.com on Wed, 23 May 2007 12:42:00 PST

The Daily Breakdown: SEVEN YEAR ITCH, AWESOME ENGLISH, AND MORMON FEMINISTS

THENERVOUSBREAKDOWN.COM!!!Today on THENERVOUSBREAKDOWN.COM:LANCE REYNALD is looking down the tunnel of the seven year itch. He's not sure where he's going, but his spirit guide from the past is back i...
Posted by thenervousbreakdown.com on Tue, 22 May 2007 03:43:00 PST

The Daily Breakdown: PEOPLE ARE ANTS, BECOMING A WRITER, AND CODE BLUE TO CANDYLAND

THENERVOUSBREAKDOWN.COM IS SO GROSSED OUT RIGHT NOW!!!Today on THENERVOUSBREAKDOWN.COM:RICHARD COX ruminates about the lives of ants, realizing that from an airplane window humans look a lot like ants...
Posted by thenervousbreakdown.com on Mon, 21 May 2007 10:00:00 PST

The Daily Breakdown: FATHER REINCARNATE, VACATION BLUES, AND AN OPEN LETTER TO THE 60S

THENERVOUSBREAKDOWN.COM!!!Today on THENERVOUSBREAKDOWN.COM:ERIC SPITZNAGEL is reasonably certain his father has been reincarnated as a dog.RENO J. ROMERO has the end-of-vacation blues and the doobie b...
Posted by thenervousbreakdown.com on Thu, 17 May 2007 11:43:00 PST

The Daily Breakdown: BREAKING LEATHER PART 3, FRANCE'S PRESIDENT-ELECT, AND TWO TUIS

THENERVOUSBREAKDOWN.COM!!!Today on THENERVOUSBREAKDOWN.COM:CLAIRE BIDWELL SMITH goes on pursuit as part of her ride-along with the Inglewood PD. By the end of the day she's ready for her starring role...
Posted by thenervousbreakdown.com on Wed, 16 May 2007 09:26:00 PST

The Daily Breakdown: ROLLER SKATING SERIAL KILLERS, LAST DAY OF CORPORATE HELL, AND SNOB ALERT

THENERVOUSBREAKDOWN.COM!!!Today on THENERVOUSBREAKDOWN.COM:NORIA JABLONSKI takes a trip back in time when she enters a roller rink, unchanged since the 70s. There is talk of serial killers and JonBene...
Posted by thenervousbreakdown.com on Tue, 15 May 2007 01:29:00 PST

The Daily Breakdown: CHILDHOOD INSECT OBSESSION, DWIGHT SCHRUTE, AND POSITIVE ATHEISM

THENERVOUSBREAKDOWN.COM HOPES YOU WERE NICE TO YOUR MOM YESTERDAY, EVEN IF SHE DRESSED YOU LIKE THIS AS A CHILD!!!Today on THENERVOUSBREAKDOWN.COM:LENORE ZION describes how she was haunted by insects ...
Posted by thenervousbreakdown.com on Mon, 14 May 2007 11:18:00 PST

The Daily Breakdown: POSTCARDS FROM VONNEGUT, TATTOOS THAT NEVER HAPPENED, AND BOARS IN HEAT

THENERVOUSBREAKDOWN.COM!!!Today on THENERVOUSBREAKDOWN.COM:B FRANCIS SMITH interviews Vonnegut's pen pal to learn more about the late great author, Spider-Man, jail, Allen Ginsberg, booze, and the nig...
Posted by thenervousbreakdown.com on Wed, 09 May 2007 09:43:00 PST

The Daily Breakdown: LEMON TREES, DANGER TOUCH, AND INVADERS OF PERSONAL SPACE

THENERVOUSBREAKDOWN.COM WONDERS IF THIS GUY FEELS LIKE HE'S LOOKING IN THE MIRROR!!!Today on THENERVOUSBREAKDOWN.COM:ALEXANDER MAKSIK introduces us to his grandparents in a tribute entitled We Wa...
Posted by thenervousbreakdown.com on Tue, 08 May 2007 10:44:00 PST

The Daily Breakdown: BEING PROLIFIC, AU REVOIR JACQUES CHIRAC, AND CAUSING HUNGER

THENERVOUSBREAKDOWN.COM!!!Today on THENERVOUSBREAKDOWN.COM:TAO LIN debuts with a piece about being "prolific" and how to avoid loneliness without using other people to deflect your inner feelings.R KE...
Posted by thenervousbreakdown.com on Mon, 07 May 2007 10:13:00 PST