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STRAWBERRY FIELDS

You're out of your element...

About Me


"Life is not about finding yourself...it's about creating yourself..."

How to make a Genevieve
Ingredients:
5 parts friendliness
3 parts silliness
1 part energy
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of sadness
I've been a Valley girl all my life..but am always looking for an excuse or reason to explore the world. I'm 1/2 French and 1/2 Swedish -but red wine makes me blush and Smrgsbords are overrated. I enjoy making new friends and learning and trying new things. Oh, and I really dig picking dandelions and blowing all that white fluff around - cuz I sleep better knowing I've spread the D seed. I'd do just about anything to make my friends laugh - I'd even make that face - yeah, that one. My heart sings when I sing. la la la.On an entirely different note...strangely enough, I have visited Death Row...up close and personal... spent my youth dreaming of become a defense lawyer..but, uh, let's just say I changed my mind about that years ago. I'm a HUGE people watcher and I somehow seem to notice the little things that no one else does. I strongly believe that what happens in the privacy of one's own home should not be the government's nor the fundamentalist's concern - Big business scares the livin' hell outta me. I'm extremely loyal (almost to a fault), real and compassionate. BUT - I dont put up with downers, yeah you know who you are!, nor ladies or gents who like to take dumps on other people. Hmmm. let's see. NATURE IS NEATO!! & I would definately pride myself on the abilty to accept all people as an equal, no matter what they look like or where they might come from, yes, even Texas. Words I would use to describe myself would be..open-minded, forgiving, generous, silly and patient. I'm a good listener, yet in contrast, I'm a fast talker and a story teller. I know hundreds of jokes and can weave some mighty strange and funny yarns - most of them having to do with poop and farts - *side note*- I myself have only passed the gas once..I think it was in '92....and it smelled like candy and roses. I love pickles and Jack Daniels. I also have a morbid fascination and wild imagination. I like to get spooky around the campfire. Halloween is my favorite day of the year. I LOVE getting "dolled up" and most certainly dig changing my hair color. For all you chickees out there that keep telling me that cha wanna kill me for dying my natural blonde locks - bite me! What can I tell you - I bore easily. I AWLAYS cry in good movies. My great uncle was Royal Ripley from Ripley's "Believe it or Not". Believe it or not. My granny dated Ronald Reagan before Nancy, but I'm anti-Republican. And now that I'm finally done dropping da big names (ahem) I must declare that I always root for the underdog and am somehow drawn to the misfits and the rejects. Intelligent people turn me on... So, talk nerdy to me! If you don't like our president, I'll probably like you. In all honestly, I meet very few people I don't like. My X-Ray specs allow me to see the good in people - MOST OF THE TIME. There are ALWAYS exceptions :) My friend's list here on this MySpace contraption consits of people I, A.) REE-SPEC (Ali-G snap) B.) party with on a regular basis C.) find extremely interesting. D.) hot asses I know personally. E.) musicians I admire. Ya Dig? Actually, I've said too much. It's all bullshit anyways. Just forget you ever read this and move on with your life... ~WE ARE THE MUSIC MAKERS, & WE ARE THE DREAMERS OF THE DREAMS!~
"...I love you, you love me. Going down the sugar tree. We'll go down the sugar tree, and see lots of bees: playing, playing. But the bees won't sting, because you love me." That's it. ~EVERYONE DIES - BUT NOT EVERYONE TRULY LIVES...~

My Interests

If you did not do your duty and see TENACIOUS D in "THE PICK OF DESTINY" while it was in theaters..you are NOT a true D fan. However..you have a chance to redeam yourself..when the movie comes to your local video store "BUY 2 DVD'S!" not 1. You heard me..TWO!! It's the least you can do. Tell your friends what must be done. Make it right.Laughing. Listening. Music. Singing. Song Writing. Going to See Trainwreck! Fashion. Writing. Design. Fighting Evil with LOVE. Creating not destroying. Animals. Picking Brains. Picking Noses. Brett Farve. SUSHI! Fresh air and washing my hair. Bird Watching. Horseradish. Helping others less fortunate than myself. Spending time with family and friends. Pedicures. Old Horror Movies. Classical Music. Cherry Vanilla perfume. Antique Huntin'. Soul Searching. Listening. Holding Hands. Veggies. Glitter eyeshadow. Corner Bakeries. My Seagull Guitar. Quiet times. Loud times. Tattoos. The Family Guy. Asia Plum Green Tea. No Limit Texas Hold Em. Insects. My Pets (Peppy Mo-Mo, D.O.G., Blitz). Six Feet Under. Extreme Makeover-Home Edition. Nag Champa. Documentaries. Orangutans. Shuffleboard. Grass. Stained glass windows. Soft Blankets. Surrounding myself with SMART and UNIQUE individuals. Arkansas-"The Natural State". Old Attics. Shoes. Rock Star Love. Candle-lit Bubble baths. Channeling the VOICE of Bruce Dickenson. Rocking...sooo hard. There are four bases of sympathy: charity, kind speech, doing a good turn, and treating all alike. -Buddha

I'd like to meet:


You're Brigitte Bardot!

"No government is ever pure or wise enough to claim the power to kill."


Music:

www.twreck.netTENACIOUS D (the greatest band in the world) - TRAINWRECK - SAINT AMERICA Ian Fleming. Kenny Texeira. AMERKINGS. IRON MAIDEN, Tom Waits, The Beatles, The Stones, Bruce Springsteen, Styx, PINK FLOYD, Steve Miller Band, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Motley Crue, Nazareth, Megadeth, Paul Simon, David Bowie, HEART, Metallica, Anthrax, Black Sabbath, Testament, Alice in Chains, Desecration---check them out now on myspace!, One Side Zero, Queensryche, Phukin Slayer, Pantera, Deftones, Guns n' Roses, The Black Crows, System of a Down, Yo Yo Ma, Samuel Barber-"Adagio for Strings" (the music in Platoon, foo), Beethoven, The Darkness, Coldplay, Jellyfish, Radiohead, Modest Mouse, Sublime, Stereolab, Garbage, Gwen Stefani, Overkill, Quarterflash, Ram Jam, Scissor Sisters, Pink Martini, Kinks, Clash, Killers, Keane, Franz Ferdinand, Elton John, Bee Gees, Caesars, E.L.O., Queen, New York Dolls, David Bowie, T-Rex, Sex Pistols, Michael Jackson, Sparks, Pet Shop Boys, Eagles of Death Metal, DJ Quik (Quik is the name), 2$hort, TUPAC, Peaches, ABBA, Aqualung, The Dead Milkmen, Joseph Arthur, The Knack, Lita Ford, Robert Palmer, Richard Cheese, BECK, Five for Fighting, GWAR, Joey Scarbury, Mazzy Star, Massive Attack, Nouvelle Vague, Shiny Toy Guns, Snow Patrol, Goo Goo Dolls, Sohne Mannheims, Ben Folds, Concrete Blonde, Donny Hathaway, Foo Fighters, Natasha Bedingfield,Queensryche, Rush, Sia, Train, NWA, RonC, The Vapors, The Verve, Gorillaz, Deep Purple, Black Eyed Peas, A Tribe Called Quest and hard-core gangsta rap straight from the street-The Devil holds an accoustic guitar and wears bling bling...

Movies:

ANY AND ALMOST ALL DOCUMENTARIES! Immortal Beloved, The Dark Crystal, Labrynth, Summer School! HUSTLE & FLOW, Willie Wonka (O.G.), Being John Malcovitch, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Memento, Gummo, Death Becomes Her, Spanish Prisoner, Wicker Park, My Bodyguard, GALAXY QUEST, Leaving Las Vegas, Hard Eight, GROUNDHOG DAY, THE COOLER, Farenheit 9/11, SUPERMAN!, Bowling for Columbine, American Movie, The Green Mile, Unbreakable, Connie & Carla, Garden State, Tombstone, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Interview with a Vampire, Bram Stokers Dracula, The Shawshank Redemption, Swingers, Stir of Echos, GOODFELLAS, Casino, Ace Ventura 2, Braveheart, Donnie Darko, Boogie Nights, Magnolia, Punch Drunk Love, Napolean Dynamite, Office Space, The Big Lebowski, Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, TEAM AMERICA, The Notebook, Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, Glory, So I Married a Strange Person, WAR OF THE WORLDS, PT Anderson and M. Night films, Movies about redemption, forgiveness, aliens, vampires, unrequited love, drunks and mobsters- Love Bill Murray, Bruce Willis and Gary Oldman. Extremely.-Lawrence: You know what'd I'd do if I had a million dollars? Peter: What's that? Lawrence: Two chicks at the same time, man. Peter: Haha...that's it? Lawrence: Damn straight, always wanted to do that, I figure if I was rich I could hook that up because chicks dig dudes with money. Peter: Well, not all chicks. Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that would double up on a dude like me do. Dear Mr. VernonWe accept the fact that we had to spend a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong, but we think it's stupid for you to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us. In the simplest terms with the most convienient definitions. But what we found out is that each of us is a brain, an athlete, a basketcase, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question?Sincerely Yours, The Breakfast Club

Television:

CONAN O'BRIEN and VENTURE BROS!

Books:

CHECK OUT: Just Revenge : Costs and Consequences of the Death PenaltyFYI - This book was the most useful tool I have ever encountered for organizing my thoughts and arguments against capital punishment. It dispels many myths about the death penalty (cost, deterrance, public opinion) while presenting a strong ethical argument against it as well. If a book doesn't educate me, intrigue me, scare me or make me laugh outloud in the first chapter I'll never get through it... I'm published in a book written by Anna Cox, entitled "Dharma Friends", where I share my own personal and profound experiences with Death Row and the prisoners I came to know. I also started a non-profit organization publishing the writings and exhibiting the artwork of Death Row inmates entitled "Light from the Dark Foundation"..to raise public awareness and eventually, stop the executions and put an end to the suffering. -However, after threats (!) and other personal conflicts I handed off the torch. I still, however, am very much involved and always looking for compassionate individuals who want to help.

Heroes:

Forever my Dad. Always my Mother. The Dalai Lama. Beethoven. Mel Brooks. The "Dude". Jeff Corwin. Sister Helen Prejean. The D.

My Blog

Peppy Bartholemew Moe (Moe Moe) 1992-2007

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The way it's gotta be for me...so I can breathe

I've opened my eyes, kicked myself in the groin, defibrilllated my heart, and now I KNOW what I NEED TO BREATHE. I've been hoding my breath for far too long... See More. Hide ...
Posted by Brook Lynn on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 08:42:00 PST

What True Love Should Be...( a quote I read today)

"True love is neither physical, nor romantic. True love is an acceptance of all that is, has been, will be, and will not be."
Posted by Brook Lynn on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 05:07:00 PST

LAWS

LawsLaw of Mechanical Repair:After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin toitch or you'll have to pee.Law of the Workshop:Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible ...
Posted by Brook Lynn on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 01:05:00 PST

MY TWENTY TEN....

Everyone that I wanted to party down with on my thirtieth birthday was there with me! THANK YOU - THANK YOU! My night was filled with so much fun, laughter and love, I'm still smiling huge! I'm looki...
Posted by Brook Lynn on Wed, 17 May 2006 01:44:00 PST

ChuckaChucka

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.  Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he want...
Posted by Brook Lynn on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 01:26:00 PST

Attention D-Sciples!

~ TRAINWRECK ROLLS INTO GLENDALE 12/15~ JACK BLACK HOSTS SNL 12/17!~ "ROCK 'N ROE WITH TENACIOUS D & FRIENDS" 1/14!  TIX ON SALE NOW! Read on for the D-tails:________________________________...
Posted by Brook Lynn on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 03:26:00 PST

Either the Best or the Worst...

PICK-UP LINE Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your nu...
Posted by Brook Lynn on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 04:44:00 PST

Talk about high gas prices

More proof that gasoline prices are out of control:I pulled into a full service gas station today and asked for five dollars worth of gas. The guy farted in my window, took my five and walked awa...
Posted by Brook Lynn on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 12:32:00 PST

~If love is what makes the world go round, compassion makes it sincere~

Consider the following facts about the death penalty:   Of the thirty eight states with the death penalty, twenty-two execute those whose crimes were committed while juveniles, under the age of...
Posted by Brook Lynn on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 05:16:00 PST