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Princess Jolene of Hollywood

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About Me


I'm an writer/actress based in Los Angeles. I write a column for www.thefleshfarm.com. It's awesome. Check it out by clicking on the "Princess Jolene Goes to Hollywood" banner below. Read my fabulous column on INSIDEHOCKEY.com, too. I've also written for a variety of newspapers and magazines including Medium Magazine and Girls and Corpses Magazine. Oh, and I musn't forget my love for writing erotica. That's right. I like to sit at home alone and craft erotic stories while sipping on cans of light lemonade. I love talking, reading menus, ice cream, CUPCAKES, all other sweets, YOGA, shopping for purses, hockey, poodles, good books, shitty books, fried rice, pinkberry and ce fiore frozen yogurt, horror movies, hiking (even in extreme heat), Belial, Steely Dan, music in general, getting my hair colored, manicures, pedicures, face waxes, runs to the beach, late night Hollywood antics, oddly entertaining people, extreme creativity, large dinners, miso soup, drummers, real rockstars, hockey players, watching NHL games, my awesome family and tattoos.For more pics and resume go to my website: www.jolenehui.com
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DOUGLAS BROOKER 2007
AMAZING RENDITION OF WILD WING by the talented ARMANDO NORTE!!!
PHOTO BY ROCKY - ME AND PROFESSIONAL SKATEBOARDER RYAN SIMONETTI
THE BEGINNING OF GWEN GARCIA'S DEMISE...
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I'd like to meet:

My life would be complete if I could meet Ricky Gervais, Tony Shalhoub, Dave Eggers, Sacha Baron Cohen, Walter Becker, Tom Morello, Donald Fagen and Ryan Adams.

AND, of course, the entire Ducks team!!! ;-)

Music:

Abbey Road blows me away more than any album I've ever heard. The Beatles=genius. I am into just about everything musicwise. I grew up on radio so I can sing pretty much any song that was on the radio from about 1975 to today. I'm a pop music queen. Stuff I dig in no particular order: Fall Out Boy, Pepper, Jimmy Eat World, Cold War Kids, Faith No More, Justin Timberlake, Kaiser Chiefs, U2, Paolo Nutini, Toad the Wet Sprocket, Hot Hot Heat, Head Automatica, Lovage, Interpol, Nirvana, Mudvayne, Slipknot, System of a Down, Bloc Party, Dredg, The Killers, Radiohead, Life of Agony, Alice in Chains, Keith Caputo, Audioslave, Kings of Leon, Silversun Pickups, Pinback, Snow Patrol, Death Cab for Cutie, The Flaming Lips, My Chemical Romance, Coldplay, Queens of the Stone Age, Sting, Sean Lennon, The Flaming Lips, Kelly Clarkson, The Police, Panic! at the Disco, My favorite band of all time--STEELY DAN, solo stuff by Donald Fagen, solo stuff by Walter Becker, Eric Clapton, Beck, Marilyn Manson, Matchbox Twenty, Amy Winehouse, John Mayer, Ryan Adams (solo stuff, Whiskeytown, and the Cardinals), Tool, Peeping Tom, A Perfect Circle, Black Lab, Better Than Ezra, Muse, The Mars Volta, The Eagles, Toto, Nine Inch Nails, Supertramp, Incubus, Stone Temple Pilots, Dave Matthews, Elton John, Ambrosia and Maroon 5.

Movies:

Grease! (Shanna and I used to watch once a day), Tommyboy (brothers don't shake hands, brothers gotta hug! eh, Eric?) National Lampoon's Vacation (this is crazy this is crazy this is crazy) Sliding Doors, Hable con ella (Talk to Her), Midnight Cowboy, Groundhog Day,12 Monkeys, Lost in Translation, Donnie Darko, Home Alone 2: Lost in New York, Beverly Hills Ninja, Senseless, Minority Report, Planes Trains and Automobiles, Happy Gilmore, the Wedding Singer, Abre los ojos (Open Your Eyes), Enter the Dragon, Someone Like You, Oldboy, Return of the Dragon, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Napoleon Dynamite, and, of course, Wuthering Heights, 40 Year Old Virgin, Somewhere in Time...

Television:

Rescue Me, Extras, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Sex and the City, Coupling, The Office (BBC), Da Ali G Show, Monk, Nip/Tuck, Family Guy, The Office (US - Michael Scott and David Brent should really hangout), American Idol, Hell's Kitchen, Reno 911, and South Park. Old favs include Quantum Leap, Old Twilight Zone and the X-Files! And old, old favs include watching Benny Hill in bed with my mom on her little black and white television.

Books:

All of Kurt Vonnegut's work. Stories by Raymond Carver. Books by Dave Eggers. "We Don't Live Here Anymore"--three Novellas by Andre Dubus. Michael Hemmingson's writing gives me insipiration for my own writing. Love the way Alex Brunkhorst illustrates love in her book, "The Mating Season." Zoe Heller is amazing at writing about obsession in "Notes on a Scandal." My apartment is all books. It's like a damn library.

Heroes:


My Blog

MY HOLIDAY GIFT TO YOU! www.tontopress.com

This year TONTO PRESS has graciously put their electronic Christmas e-book up on their website for free. It was first released last year in 2006, but has been slightly tweaked for this year. My story,...
Posted by Princess Jolene of Hollywood on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 09:03:00 PST

SEX AND CANDY: SUGAR EROTICA - yummy

FINALLY - It's here!Sex and Candy: Sugar Erotica edited by Rachel Kramer Bussel and published by Pretty Things Press can be ordered online. My story, Banana Afternoon, appears amongst many other tasty...
Posted by Princess Jolene of Hollywood on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 06:26:00 PST

HAPPY THANKSGIVING - The Grand Finale!

Good Morning and Happy Thanksgiving in advance...I've written a little ditty for you to read before you gorge yourself with so much food you can't think or breathe. That actually happened to me one ye...
Posted by Princess Jolene of Hollywood on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 08:06:00 PST

MY DUCKS ARE TRUE ROYALTY - www.insidehockey.com

I'm on the front page of INSIDE HOCKEY today.Read up, kids!!INSIDE HOCKEYxoxoJolene
Posted by Princess Jolene of Hollywood on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 08:31:00 PST

I met BORAT last week....

I got to meet one of my heroes last week...Borat. Well, Borat isnt exactly my hero, but the mastermind who created him, Sacha Baron Cohen, has been one of my heroes since I first started watching the ...
Posted by Princess Jolene of Hollywood on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 05:58:00 PST

Jesus Loves Me! YES HE DOES!!

I'm tired. I had a seriously rough yoga class tonight and I need to sleep!My mom is visiting starting on Thursday and I must rest up for fun times with her. Oh yeah, if you haven't done so yet - Check...
Posted by Princess Jolene of Hollywood on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 10:44:00 PST

MASCULINE MOUSTACHE www.insidehockey.com

Hello everyone!!! I'm on the front of Inside Hockey today with the latest update on my hockey buddy search. You can either go to www.insidehockey.com or click on the link below.NEXT STOP: MASCULINE MO...
Posted by Princess Jolene of Hollywood on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 10:14:00 PST

SCREAM AWARDS, LESBIAN STORY, AND TONTO PRESS BLOG

Hello everyone!I've been busy again....you MUST read about my experience at the Spike TV Scream Awards. Then watch them tomorrow night on Spike TV. And if you want a HOT read...please pick up a copy o...
Posted by Princess Jolene of Hollywood on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 10:22:00 PST

SEARCH FOR A HOCKEY BUDDY -insidehockey.com

Do you want to read about my search for a hockey buddy? Read the first segment here:MY COLUMN AT INSIDE HOCKEYHappy Monday!GO DUCKS!!!xoxoPrincess J...
Posted by Princess Jolene of Hollywood on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 09:11:00 PST

SHRIEKFEST ENTERTAINED THE PRINCESS

Read my column to see why Shriekfest ruled and Halloween Horror Nights sucked. Happy Halloween Month!!!! xoxoPrincessaPS Don't forget! I was interviewed on THE BLUSHING LADIES JOURNAL for their 5 QUES...
Posted by Princess Jolene of Hollywood on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 08:17:00 PST