Addicted to hiking, scouring video stores for super rare films(especially from the 80's), bowling, air hockey, pinball, pool, urinating in my shower, lunch with actors/writer/filmmakers, bad movie marathons, martial arts, video games, hanging with my amigos, urinating in my swimming pool, making new friends, conventions, playing weird characters on tv, eating at new restaurants, urinating in the wilderness, baseball stats, and traveling. Oh, and Cheerios. Although Wheat Chex is closing in as all-time greatest cereal.Being a self-employed single guy, I have the opportunity to do whatever I want, whenever I want. This includes random trips to Vegas in luxurious hotel rooms gambling away my life savings, spending the night on the Queen Mary ghost hunting, touring the Winchester mansion, flying off overseas to see a Rush concert, sleeping with super beautiful models like all the time, and doing cheesy Filipino action films.
I'll take Eliza Dushku for breakfast, Cameron Diaz for lunch, Jennifer Aniston for dinner, Lacey Chabert for dessert, and for a midnight snack I'll have Kelly Clarkson. And that's just for today. I'm real popular with the ladies as you can see. They just can't keep their hands off of me.
Dawn of the Dead (original & remake), Invasion USA, Hard Target, Red Dawn, Predator, Demonic Toys, Crawlspace, From Dusk Till Dawn, Happy Gilmore, Revenge of the Nerds, Young Guns, Forrest Gump, Evil Dead trilogy, Friday the 13th 6, Halloween 2, Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare, Hellraiser 3, Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1-3, Police Academy, Billy Madison, Blade, Night of the Creeps, Monster Squad, Dr. Alien, Armed Response, Return of Swamp Thing, Dinosaur Island, Dog Soldiers, Saw, The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, No Retreat, No Surrender 1-3, Aliens, Tremors, Rumble in the Bronx, Return of the Living Dead, Night of the Living Dead (original and remake), Field of Fire, Navy SEALs, Codename: Wildgeese, Hell Night, The Blob (remake), The Dead Next Door, Black Cobra 1-3, and the list goes on.
The gopher from the CADDYSHACK movies.