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About Me

i am paul. im 18, i live in mazzachusetts. im in a ska band called sidestreet bandits. i play tenor sax. other than that, i sleep, eat, play warhammer, watch tv, eat, watch movies, hang around with my friends, play video games, repeat... and if anyone's particularly interested, my screen name is opforce3. keep in mind you will be talking to a pale nerd-type cellar dwelling golem, not the most enthralling experience. also i play a metric butt-ton of instruments, the best ones being guitar, flute, and tenor sax, but also harmonica, accordion, concertina, banjo, piano, bassoon, sousaphone, and soon violin. i am a massive nerd, and you dont want to know anything else about me, most likely.My Soundtrack: ..START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE
Your Life: The Soundtrack
Opening credits: In Battle There Is No Law - Bolt Thrower
Waking up: Beyond the Black Hole - Gamma Ray
Average day: The Power of Love - Huey Lous and the News
First date: Just a Friend - Biz Markee
Falling in love: Foolin' - Def Leppard
Love scene: Chaccaron Maccaron - El Chombo
Fight scene: Knights of Cydonia - Muse
Breaking up: Rullette - Kaizers Orchestra
Getting back together: Do You Want To - Franz Ferdinand
Secret love: Crazy Little Thing Called Love - Queen
Life's okay: Killer Tofu - The Beets
Mental breakdown: Metal Health - Quiet Riot
Driving: 1812 Overture - Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky
Learning a lesson: The Message - Grandmaster Flash
Deep thought: The Bard's Song - Blind Guardian
Flashback: We Are the Robots - Kraftwerk
Partying: This Will Never End - Blind Guardian
Happy dance: Sandstorm - Darude
Regreting: Locomotive Breath - Jethro Tull
Long night alone: Johnny B. Goode - Chuck Berry
Death scene: The Trooper - Iron Maiden
Closing credits: Daft Punk - Aerodynamic
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My Interests

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Which country should you REALLY be living in?
The United Kingdom
You have pride in yourself and pride in your country. You believe that history and culture is an important factor to the future of your country, and that traditions and values should be upheld. You love your scones and tea, and reading soppy romance novels. The UK is where you should be...

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I'd like to meet:

blind guardian, archduke franz ferdinand, the ice king, an ork, a transformer, george romero, eddy (iron maiden), john wilkes booth, james swearingen, charleton heston, eddy macalone the shark slayer, will smith and dj jazzy jeff, the cheat commandos, lord byron, vegeta, ash, bob saget, bethany M. and most importantly: mark the lord.value="transparent"

Music:

blind guardian, iron maiden, gamma ray, kaizers orchestra def leppard, demons and wizards, ash, queen, motorhead, daft punk, dragonforce, judas priest, iced earth, big bad voodoo daddy, franz ferdinand, bolt thrower, helloween, korpiklaani, modest mouse, journey, operation ivy, bass 305, the faint, mustard plug, rancid, derdian, reel big fish, the beets, pink floyd, children of bodom, goblin, jethro tull, muse, the toasters, the aquabats, gogol bordello, reverend horton heat, huey louis & the news, boney m, apocalyptica, the beatles, trans-siberian orchestra, e nomine, silver jews, vanilla ice, mc hammer, kiss, wierd al, big d and the kid's table, metallica, dire straits, getto boys, blues traveler, tone loc, yello, johnny cash, reel big fish, gorillaz, kraftwerk, radiohead, herbie hancock, the beach boys, catch 22, the witches, alice cooper, boots randolph, zz top...

Movies:

zulu, night of the living dead, dawn of the dead, day of the dead, land of the dead, return of the living dead, shaun of the dead, dawn of the dead (2004), alien, aliens, alien 3, alien ressurection, predator, lotr series, star wars, evil dead, evil dead 2, army of darkness, back to the future series, walking tall, eurotrip, indiana jones series, dog soldiers, battle of the bulge, evolution, the fog, beerfest, the shining, mansquito, frankenfish, enemy at the gates, the lost battalion, the bunker, we were soldiers, van helsing, master and commander, prophecy, robot monster, terminator series, frogs, plan 9 from outer space, they crawl, pirates of the carribean series, the lost boys, see no evil, jeepers creepers, jeepers creepers 2, ferris beuller's day off, they crawl, full metal jacket, king arthur, borat, napoleon dynamite, bill & teds excellent adventure, the mask, the burbs, escape from new york, escape from la, die hard series... too lazy to keep going, the list is roughly 1/8 done...

Television:

house, saul of the molemen, tim and eric awesome show great job, moral orel, robot chicken, metalocolypse, amc, stand up, mythbusters, rocket power, dirty jobs, mxc, sci fi, msnbc (KRAMER AAHHHHHGH), conan obrien, some anime (mostly gundam), south park, some of vh1 (i love the _____ channel)... again, prolly more

Books:

the zombie survival guide, house of leaves, 1984, lotr, the simarillion, the areas of my expertise, dianetics, 15 hours, vermintide, harry potter, warhammer codices/army books, world war z, the imperial infanrymans uplifting primer, liber chaotica, liber necris, catch 22, prolly more stuff i dont remember right now...

Heroes:

pretty much anyone from my "want to meet" list.as well as spider pig.

My Blog

A realisitc assessment of how many 12 year olds i could beat up before they ovetook me.

Your average 12-year-old boy is about 4.5-5 feet tall, weighs in the area of a buck-fifteen, and has developed little muscle mass. I am 16, approximately 6 feet tall, tip the scales at an even 200, a...
Posted by Chev Chelios on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 03:12:00 PST

my god, black socks

i cant describe how comfortable black socks are. i dunno why i hadnt noticed this before, but theyre friggin amazing. yeah, thats it.
Posted by Chev Chelios on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 03:32:00 PST

i wrote a poem, lolz.

Mixed Lord Boyardee, the King of carbsWhat am i holding in my arms?This bowl, filled with what may beThe greatest thing my Eyes shall see Not Beefaroni, No! Not just thatRavio...
Posted by Chev Chelios on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 06:33:00 PST

stoled from flash gorman

Open iTunes/iPod or Windows Media Player to answer the following. Go to your ipod music or library. Answer, no matter how embarrassing it is.Number of songs: 1397Sort by songFirst Song: Aces High...
Posted by Chev Chelios on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 03:19:00 PST

Extrememly irritating Porn movie titles that parody other movies in the worst ways possible

Black Cock DownWilly Wonka takes it in the Chocolate FactoryGulp Fictionthe BoneratorSperms of EndearmentSaving Ryan's PrivatesRomancing the BoneThe Whole 9 InchesLittle Oral AnnieFor a Two-Dollar Who...
Posted by Chev Chelios on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 04:15:00 PST

The last verse of the Wierd Al Show Theme song typed backwards

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Posted by Chev Chelios on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 03:30:00 PST

The Lyrics to the Billy Joel Song "We Didn't Start the Fire" If They Were Written by a Muskrat

Get born, eat eat eat, eat eat eat, eat eat eatEat eat eat eat, eat eat eat eat, eat eat eat eat eat Eat eat eat eat, eat eat eat eat, eat eat eat eat, eat eat eat eatEat eat eat eat, eat eat sleep e...
Posted by Chev Chelios on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 03:07:00 PST