We tried to wake you
but you were dead to the world -
Passed out from the night before.
Some party in the hills.
They had a lot of really great technology to share with us,
the aliens,
and some secrets on extending our lifespan by two hundred years.
It all seems so simple now
but you really had to see to them do it to understand.
I tried to take a video for you,
but my phone died.
They said they’d be back in ten or fifteen years
after the war.
Did I mention the war?
Well, it’s too much to get into via text.
Call me when you wake up,
I’ll give you the whole scoop
and you can tell me about the party
or whatever.