I'm an actor in Los Angeles... and there are no shortage of those! Don't hold it against me. It's been a busy year so far, but I still have a ways to go before I can quit the second job, the one that pays the bills most of the time.
My website is:
www.MichaelBeardsley.com
Latest "Blog" Movie Reviews:
The Incredible Hulk, Get Smart and The Happening. (Updated 6/22/08)
MichaelBeardsley.com last updated: 6/6/08
My Halloween Costume - Alex from Clockwork Orange
Who am I beyond the fact that I'm an actor... as is nearly everyone in Los Angeles (not exactly an exclusive club). Don't misunderstand and think I'm some egomaniacal actor... that is one conclusion my website can give, but the correct reason for its vastness is that I needed something to keep me busy at the time in my life that I made it. And I am proud of it... and there are still times I need something to pour my creative energy into.
I joined MySpace because a friend asked me to, and I think it's kinda fun to check in on now and then. Sense I DID NOT join MySpace to find dates, I'm happy to say I've written this profile without the pretext of trying to impress anyone, or to avoid turning someone off. As the great philosopher Popeye said, "I yam what I yam."
I most definatly have a bit of dark side, I like to stay up very late, I can be a bit socially awkward at times, am very aware of myself and what's going on in my own head (and around me as well), a bit quirkey, probably too honest and straight forward, and definatly unique... I guess I'll leave the rest to the following survay... taken back in December 2005. (I'm going to re-take it soon... maybe).
  TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - THE SURVEY
Name: Michael
Birthday: March 5th
Birthplace: Santa Cruz, California
Current Location: Los Angeles, California
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 155 lbs
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: American. White Boy.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black, like my heart
Your Weakness: I'm my own worst enemy (and I am a cunning foe)
Your Fears: Needles
Your Perfect Pizza: A pizza of the mind.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Be cast in at least one good movie role.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ... (I use the three dots a lot)
Thoughts First Waking Up: "I'm still alive...?"
Your Best Physical Feature: You tell me.
Your Bedtime: I try to be in bed by 6:00... AM (I sometimes fail)
Your Most Missed Memory: I forget
Pepsi or Coke: Neither
MacDonalds or Burger King: Never
Single or Group Dates: Multiple women is good (in theory)
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nah, Nah
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: I decline
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: Hell no... oh wait... I guess so.
Do you Sing: Hell no... well, not good anyway.
Do you Shower Daily: Hell no... ok, I think this joke is done now (that was a joke).
Have you Been in Love: Define love and I shall answer.
Do you want to go to College: Again? no. I already went.
Do you want to get Married: Not now.
Do you belive in yourself: Yes, I have to.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Not attractive, not ugly, stuck in the middle.
Are you a Health Freak: That would be a no.
Do you get along with your Parents: Indeed I do
Do you like Thunderstorms: Unless I am in an open field I do.
Do you play an Instrument: Only in my mind. I used to play drums.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Bite thy tougue (no)
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes (It's Christmas time right now.... I had to)
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, but that sounds really good now.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope, been over a year actually.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Alas, no. Very sad that.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nah
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Are you a cop?
Ever been Drunk: Oh yeah... in the past month.
Ever been called a Tease: That's a big no.
Ever been Beaten up: Amazingly, no. Threatened.
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
How do you want to Die: Fast
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A real boy
What country would you most like to Visit: England  WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GIRL
Favourite Eye Color: Not pickey... but no black eyes (no brawlers).
Favourite Hair Color: Again, no pickey, but I seem to go for darker more otten.
Short or Long Hair: Long, definatly
Height: not too tall, not too short
Weight: Not too fat
Best Clothing Style: Clothing? Do we really need that?
Number of Drugs I have taken: I've only had a couple perscriptions in my life.
Number of CDs I own: A few
Number of Piercings: Zero... I'm not a fan. Ears are fine... but not for me.
Number of Tattoos: Zero... don't do a thing for me.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: You can't think that way. It's not constructive.   WHAT'S YOUR FAVORATE...
Beverage (non-alc) ? Sunkist Orange Soda
Color ? Depends on my mood, usually black
Food ? Baah!
Item of clothing ? Jacket
Meal of the day ? I don't eat conventional meals
Feature on yourself ? Still looking
Quality in a guy/girl ? Honesty, then Intelligence
Phrase ? ?
Song ? REMs "Losing My Religion" (personal meaning)
Musical Artist/Band ? Various
Sport ? Running
Movie ? Braveheart / Lord of the Rings
TV Show ? Freaks and Geeks / The Shield / Farscape
Type of Chocolate ? Milk Chocolate
Eye Color ? Black eyes = bad. Ouch  DO YOU / HAVE YOU EVER...
Have any pets ? Not anymore
Have any piercings ? Certintly not!
Have any tatoos ? Certintly not!
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend Certintly not! (I see a trend)
Gone skinny dipping ? Can't get anyone to go with me
Been to Europe ? Nope
Been to an island ? It's MY Island!
Had stitches ? Chin and thumb
Broken any bones ? Amazingly enough, No. I'm durable.
Been stabbed/shot ? No... are you threatening me?
Slept until after 12:00 ? Pretty much always
Stayed up all night ? Pretty much always
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ? No. What do you think I am, som sort of deity?
Turned down a dare ? Probably. Maybe not, people don't dare me.   WHICH FRIEND...
Is the funniest ? I plead the fifth
Is the prettiest ? I plead the fifth once again
Is the most handsom ? Handsom... I don't know, I'm not a Gay Cowboy!
Is the loudest ? I don't like loud people.
Is the craziest ? No one beats me in this department.
Has the best house ? Next to mine, they all live in paradise  WOULD YOU EVER...
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ? I'd try it... especally if there was alcohol involved
Kiss someone of the same sex ? I'm an actor, I've done it (on stage)
Cheat on someone you love ? No... I don't think it would be love if you did
Run away from home ? All the time... but no one notices sense I live alone
Lie to your parents ? We all have, we are human. Rarely
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ? We all have, we are human. Rarely
Lie to your best friend ? We all have, we are human. Rarely
Give a homeless person money ? I have. Rarely
Run from the police ? I'm white, so no
Bungee jump ? Sure
Sky dive ? Why not
Cross dress ? If there was a reason, sure
Be an exotic dancer ? No, I'm not exotic enough
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ? No, that's not cool
Scuba dive ? Sure
Go rock climbing ? Absolutly
Go spulunking (caving) ? Sounds like fun  WHAT DO YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU HEAR...
Eminem ? I used his music once in a movie I directed/edited
Bologna ? I like to freeze it and eat it
Hott ? Joe Hott, he was a janitor at my old high school
Orange ? Soda. Sunkist!
Real world ? The project I directed/edited was a parody of it
Jack ? in the Box. My parents like those commercials way too much
Cucumber ? You are dirty!
Hip-Hop ? I once took lessions
Uniform ? Job. Conform. I don't want a uniform.
UniCORN ! ? Horny Horse
Rainbow ? Underwood (kissed her in a TV show I worked on)
Clown ? Stop acting like an Ass Clown!
I got Your Extended Network right here...
In my pants!!