Would love to meet someone who has a Laser Disc player, and a love of more than 3 different kinds of cheese. Snow skiing and 3 years plow experience a must. You must also totally believe in dragons, and own atleast one green scarf. You must also have moist lips, but also must love llamas and have a never dying love for slap bracelets. Genius IQ not necessary, but experience in balloon animals a definite. Also must be well fed, and have a willing desire to make great blueberry muffins, for those are yummy and apart of a beautiful 3-course breakfast.