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About Me

Hey my name is Paul, and I am totally awesome. I live in a 1 story mansion overlooking a beautiful street. My truck once was featured in a Scenic shot outside of a shopping mall, and I totally have a CD player. I once was on Jimmy Kimmel live as an audience participant, but totally acted the shit out of everyone else. I try to play guitar, but its hard to just limit my talents to strings. I'm currently a Production Assistant doing Music videos, but I could be George Lucas easily. I design T-shirts. My most famous one was "2 Passion 2 Christ". It has a cross riding around in a rice car, blowing people away. Over 3 exist, so you've probably seen it. My claim to fame is "NAP" so if you ever hear people say that, my invention. You might see me some day, rolling around Ventura Car Wash, or picking up some coffee at Starbux for all the assholes I work for. I also like rainbows and dragons, and totally hate cold water. NAP!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Would love to meet someone who has a Laser Disc player, and a love of more than 3 different kinds of cheese. Snow skiing and 3 years plow experience a must. You must also totally believe in dragons, and own atleast one green scarf. You must also have moist lips, but also must love llamas and have a never dying love for slap bracelets. Genius IQ not necessary, but experience in balloon animals a definite. Also must be well fed, and have a willing desire to make great blueberry muffins, for those are yummy and apart of a beautiful 3-course breakfast.

My Blog

Dieting

Dieting is a nightmare folks.You work for like 7 weeks just to lose like 6-7 lbs just to gain it all back with one weekend of Alcohol, Mexican Food, Cake, Brownies, Chips, Lasagna, Soups (no crackers)...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 07:47:00 GMT

MCDONALDS CAN DIE

You goto McDonalds at 4am, knowing its the only place on fucking earth open with any sort of food at all and you're like "HEY CAN I GET TWO DOUBLE CHEESEBURGERS NO ONIONS NO PICKLES!" and theyre like ...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Dec 2004 08:30:00 GMT

Milk is Gross

Everytime I look in the god damn refrigerator, I see like 3 gallons of milk. Milk is gross. Roommates drink more milk than beer, and that is not kosher. Milk is gross. If you think that milk is be...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Dec 2004 08:20:00 GMT