R.I.P Knight Rider |
The precious kitten I had rescued 13 months ago...She got an infection which spread to her lungs. She died at the vet after only a few days. I can't take this. This is bullshit. Two cats gone within s... Posted by on Thu, 05 Mar 2009 13:27:00 GMT |
Life on Earth? |
..It's a god-awful small affairTo the girl with the mousy hairBut her mummy is yelling "No"And her daddy has told her to goBut her friend is nowhere to be seenNow she walksthrough her sunken dreamTo t... Posted by on Sat, 03 Jan 2009 16:29:00 GMT |
Oktoberfest (Unplugged) |
Hey, I had only showered an hour beforehand, so why would a group of uppity bitches move into another carriage because I "stank". They said I was disgusting. Who says that to a complete stranger? Fuck... Posted by on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 06:35:00 GMT |
Fuck WIndows |
After years of suffering the burden of Windows - the constant viral monitoring, the constant spyware monitoring, etc - ,
I've returned to Linux.
Linux never gives you trouble...
ALL HAIL LINUX!
... Posted by on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 05:33:00 GMT |
Under Assistant West Coast Promo Douche |
Well I'm waiting at the bus stop in downtown L.AWell I'm waiting at the bus stop in downtown L.A.But I'd much rather be on a boardwalk on broadwayWell I'm sitting here thinkin just how sharp I amWell ... Posted by on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 19:33:00 GMT |
Smashing Heads Through Windows |
Can't we go a single day without stepping in some viral part of the Web? It seems half of our time spent online is in combating viruses. Who are these assholes - these scum of the earth that have to m... Posted by on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 10:00:00 GMT |
R.I.P ... |
RIP Bigfoot. 2004 - May 2, 2008.He was happy as could be almost a week ago. Within a couple of days, his health went from bad to worse...He was at the vet all this week, too ill to move...Ruptured bla... Posted by on Sat, 03 May 2008 14:06:00 GMT |
Mystique de le Vomi |
What does it mean when...* You vomit a black, viscous, odourless substance?*You vomit three to four times a week from drinking?*You like girls, but girls don't like you?*You want to kill a voice-over ... Posted by on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 14:40:00 GMT |
Hail to the Abused! Hail to the Used! |
Today is a day of celebration - for anyone that's ever crossed you, in a deep and serious way (obviously I'm basing this on personal experience, Frued), let us clink glasses filled with Saccharine Wha... Posted by on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 04:56:00 GMT |
Hiroshima Angel Dies |
That's, Angel [of Death].Listen closely. You'll hear the sound of no one mourning. CHICAGO (Reuters) - Paul Tibbets, the pilot of the U.S. bomber that dropped the first atomic bomb on Japan on Aug. 6,... Posted by on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 19:03:00 GMT |