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About Me

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ST. TABBY THE MAD
Memento puerili et puellae...
DEVORO! DEVORO! DEVORO! DEVORO! DEVORO! ..
..THIS IS A MINDFUCKED PROFILE.
BUT I AM A REAL PERSON[S].
WHO ARE YOU?
..Ringmaster of Wordplay, joker, sadist, arsehole, canonized Saint of Discordia, literary scientist, Carrollian, part-time whovian, part-time wino, nihilist, psychopath, unintentional pariah, and aspiring, soi disant, fiction writer— a postmodern black comedy is TBA.
UNREPENTANT MINDFUCKER!
Yadda, yadda, yadda.
"A poet is, before anything else, a person who is passionately in love with language."
—W. H. Auden
I love words.
I am words.
I shoot my fountain pen load
all over the fontal face of words.
Words are the keys to the garden gate of Pysche,
and words are the keys to Psyche's chastity belt.
Words are my power,
my tool, my weapon,
my seduction.
My pen is a hot screwdriver, twisting your brain, my love, my loves,
my angels, my demons,
my muses.
"The poet's fingers are wild;
you cannot tame them."
—Kaiser Soze (Poet Henbane)
Diversity is the sickness. Diversity is the chill in the windswept metropolis. We love and hate through the rain-soaked fabric of our collective consciousness. Fabric, soft. Fabric, hard. Fabric speaking in reflecting shards. The vase is broken: but look, look, look. (Where?! Over there! No, over here! Stop shouting!)
..
"That's not the size of my hat... It's the size of my thingamajig!"
—Mad Hatter, Alice in Wonderland (1976)
St. Tabby's page is best viewed with your eyes,
FACTS
* A lot of people don't trust me.
* Whoever you are, wherever you are, there's more than a good chance you're too normal compared to me.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Harley Quinn types, Irreligious Catholic women, evil cheerleaders, fellow mindfuckers/Discordians, Nihilists, readers, fellow ADD/ADHD sufferers, British chicks, local chicks, tennis babes, cruel/sadistic bitches, the ghost of Lewis Carroll, Paula Abdul, Jesus, Ronnie James Dio, Keith Richards, David Bowie, Fjalar Ravia, that guy from that show who does that thing, stripper clowns, transsexuals, the Firefox girl...

Basically anyone who doesn't take themselves too seriously, who knows how to laugh once in a while, and who isn't easily offended by a ranting and raving madman or ten.

Who I Wouldn't Like to Meet:
Religious fundamentalists, Norms (i.e. "normal people"), Hypocrites, ex-friends, insecure boys/"men", relatives, George Bush, Paris Hilton, other aspiring writers, prudes, moralists, idiots, annoying people, people who respond to those "surveys" or "quizzes", people who wear blue jeans, and...Well, you get the idea.

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My Blog

R.I.P Knight Rider

The precious kitten I had rescued 13 months ago...She got an infection which spread to her lungs. She died at the vet after only a few days. I can't take this. This is bullshit. Two cats gone within s...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Mar 2009 13:27:00 GMT

Life on Earth?

..It's a god-awful small affairTo the girl with the mousy hairBut her mummy is yelling "No"And her daddy has told her to goBut her friend is nowhere to be seenNow she walksthrough her sunken dreamTo t...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Jan 2009 16:29:00 GMT

Oktoberfest (Unplugged)

Hey, I had only showered an hour beforehand, so why would a group of uppity bitches move into another carriage because I "stank". They said I was disgusting. Who says that to a complete stranger? Fuck...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 06:35:00 GMT

Fuck WIndows

After years of suffering the burden of Windows - the constant viral monitoring, the constant spyware monitoring, etc - , I've returned to Linux. Linux never gives you trouble... ALL HAIL LINUX! ...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 05:33:00 GMT

Under Assistant West Coast Promo Douche

Well I'm waiting at the bus stop in downtown L.AWell I'm waiting at the bus stop in downtown L.A.But I'd much rather be on a boardwalk on broadwayWell I'm sitting here thinkin just how sharp I amWell ...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 19:33:00 GMT

Smashing Heads Through Windows

Can't we go a single day without stepping in some viral part of the Web? It seems half of our time spent online is in combating viruses. Who are these assholes - these scum of the earth that have to m...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 10:00:00 GMT

R.I.P ...

RIP Bigfoot. 2004 - May 2, 2008.He was happy as could be almost a week ago. Within a couple of days, his health went from bad to worse...He was at the vet all this week, too ill to move...Ruptured bla...
Posted by on Sat, 03 May 2008 14:06:00 GMT

Mystique de le Vomi

What does it mean when...* You vomit a black, viscous, odourless substance?*You vomit three to four times a week from drinking?*You like girls, but girls don't like you?*You want to kill a voice-over ...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 14:40:00 GMT

Hail to the Abused! Hail to the Used!

Today is a day of celebration - for anyone that's ever crossed you, in a deep and serious way (obviously I'm basing this on personal experience, Frued), let us clink glasses filled with Saccharine Wha...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 04:56:00 GMT

Hiroshima Angel Dies

That's, Angel [of Death].Listen closely. You'll hear the sound of no one mourning. CHICAGO (Reuters) - Paul Tibbets, the pilot of the U.S. bomber that dropped the first atomic bomb on Japan on Aug. 6,...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 19:03:00 GMT